Grimm

@grimmreality.bsky.social

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Sometimes drunk. Profoundly undateable. I use the c-word as if I am Scottish but am not. Shitposting through the dumbfuckpocalypse. Vet my stupid shit here: https:// bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaagblxcbo6g6

Image of the back of a gray Chevy Bolt parked on a city street, which shows a license plate that says "BOLTY."
A little white dog lies alone on a tiny merry-go-round in a public park
Image of a brown historical marker sign on a city street bearing yellow lettering, which marks the Frank J. Hess and Sons Cooperage (1904-1966), a business that "became Wisconsin's largest independent family-owned cooperage, manufacturing quarter-sawn white oak beer, wine and whiskey barrels" and some other details about said cooperage.
image is a snip of bluesky notification that awesome comic book writer Kelly Sue DeConnick liked a post of mine in this thread, the one where I typed "If you don't know Lucky the Pizza Dog, he took center stage in issue #11 of the Matt Fraction/David Aja Hawkeye series and it is one of the most lovely, sweet, amazing innovations in graphic and/or dog storytelling in ever and I think maybe won awards for that. Cuz Pizza Dog."
Large and diverse crowd occupy a major intersection on a bright day in a small Midwestern City.
Image of a building on a street fronted by a blue-clad yellow-capped beardy inflatable guy whose shirt says "Mr. Splash" in yellow letters.
Image is a screen snip of a youtube video title-card showing a man and a woman both wearing earphones to indicate their are professional media people and spliced in between them lies an image of a man whose head is a trash bin, the renowned Lord Binface, independent UK parliamentary candidate. A headline at the bottom left of the image says: Count Binface "No one funds him, he's a bin!"
Image of two dogs, a long rangey white-and-tan Great Pyrenees-ish mix on the right and an older mostly black gray-bearded lab-ish looking guy only with pointier ears, both looking very happy as if about to get a snack, which they are.
Image is a snip from an email from Laura Jedeed promoting her latest longform report from American fascists' beshitted Freedom250 "State Fair" in DC and the snipper (me) has highlighted the sentence "But I know administrations who use subtext, and they're all cowards."
Image of a gray cat napping on a lap on a chair in what appears to be a living room.
Image of a Gatorade promotional display in a store, featuring a limited edition red-and-white-striped bottle of a Gatorade SKU called "All-American Mashup"
Short video clip from the show Big Mood in which Anya, a tiny dark-haired British woman, confronts an unwanted guest by picking up a casserole dish, casually hoisting it as a potential weapon and saying "Right, you walking yeast infection. You've got two options: Either you fuck off now or you fuck off after I've smashed your remaining teeth down your throat. Up to you." After which the man says "Yeah, I'm out."
Snip from an email that says: Still, if Mamdani’s candidates win on Tuesday, Mamdani won’t only be seen as a uniquely strong communicator or telegenic presence – but as a powerbroker. Here’s who’s trying to stop him:...
Image of an urban street, parking and sidewalk with a white sign on the sidewalk that says "SIDEWALK CLOSED"
Still from the film Miller's Crossing in which the protagonist Tom (Gabriel Byrne) has been ordered to execute in Bernie (John Turturro) in a desolate patch of forest.
snip of text from a promo for a Zeteo interview with Nina Kharoufeh that says "On top of all of that, Nina is also an amateur boxer who has competed in fights at Madison Square Garden. 'If you could challenge anyone in the world to a fight, who would it be?' Mehdi asks. 'Amy Schumer,' Nina says."
Image of a display of sneakers in a mall bearing bright red signs that say BUY ONE GET ONE 50% OFF
Still shot from the movie Kelly's Heroes showing a pallid meaty-faced blond man in a Waffen SS uniform standing amid a ruined town.
Image of a corner power pole on a city block with simple black and white sign taped to its base, which reads RACCOONS ARE REAL
Short video of a French bulldog rolling on his back on the sidewalk.
A graphic from a meme generator done up to look like the logo from the old awful tv show Saved By the Bell but instead of the title of that show its says Seize the Means of Production.
Image of a "rock band," Kaptain Kool and the Kongs, stars of a shitty '70s kids show, dressed in garishly colorful outfits suggesting a 1970s pedigree.
Image of a box of cereal sitting on a counter, its back panel featuring a giant headline FEEL GOOD ABOUT YOURSELF! under which it enumerates a bunch of tips for "positive living" and "stress relief."
Image of the back of a pale yellow house focused on a window in which can be seen the barest outline of a ghostly apparition.
Image of a tan French bulldog behind a fence, staring up at you expectantly as if he knows you have snacks, you bastard.
Image of a blond cartoon man in a yellow and blue jumpsuit, an iteration of the Vault Boy mascot of the Vault-Tec Corporation from the Fallout video game series, only instead of his normal happy countenance his face is twisted in manic obsession as he points a conspiracy map behind him. The image is a memetic take on another meme, that for Charlie Day in front of a similar conspiracy board in a scene from the tv show It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia.
A tv screen showing the title card of a youtube video, which asks "Could 2018 LeBron prevent France from falling to Nazi Germany in 1940?"
Image of a young black lab lying on a floor full of toys she has destroyed or partially destroyed, staring at the camera with a surprised look on her face is if taken aback that pens are something she should not eat.
Image of a whiteboard in a Wisconsin tavern that shows daily/weekly food specials, including the weekly "Burger Battle" listing two different creative iterations of a hamburger, all normal bar menu stuff except, in the lower right corner, an oddly rendered cartoon of a hamburger wherein the top bun of the hamburger seems to be the head of a walrus.
snip of a verse from from the Billy Bragg song A New England, which goes: I saw two shooting stars last night I wished on them, but they were only satellites It's wrong to wish on space hardware I wish, I wish, I wish you'd care
An oldish bespectacled white man in a black coat holding a small brown and white puppy and smirking feloniously
An event card from an email sent to Democratic donors, inviting me to a Reception for the Blue Dog Victory Fund, to be held Feb. 26th at 5:30pm in Beverly Hills, CA. The featured guests are right-wing Democratic congresspeople Mike Thompson, Adam Gray and Marie Gluesenkamp Perez, with special guests the (retiring ICE-supporting) congressman Jared Golden and a candidate named Dr. Jasmeet Bains. The event is hosted by Paul D. Lerner, Stephen Reis, Ben Lilenthal, Greg Mahdesian, Frank Gruber and Nancy Stephens. Blue Dog Democrats support ICE and CBP beating, gassing, murdering and disappearing people with unchallenged carte blanche. I have been invited to RSVP to Drew Persinger, an employee of BH Strategies LLC, who along with his other BH colleagues, has been sending me invites to personal meetings with Democratic politicians for about a year, in spite of my having informed him, and them, on multiple occasions that I am not the Matthew Grimm they are looking for.
A beigeish pillow on a bench in the entryway of a Wisconsin dentist's office that says "Smile" in nice script font.
White board in a corner tavern in Wisconsin that is advertising a battle of the burgers, the current champ ided as "Goodbye Horses," which, it says, includes "horsey sauce, BBQ, caramelized onions, cheddar and fried shallots." A parenthetical has been added below that says "does not contain horse meat."
Snip of a "confirmation" page on ActBlue for candidate Brent Hennrich which shows the author has contributed $22.00 to the Hennrich, who is primarying Marie Glusuenkamp-Perez after she helped America's current neo-nazi regime fund its ongoing ethnic cleansing campaign.
A lone pint of beer sitting at the end of a bar in a very empty tavern.
A text exchange featuring standard fundraising language of a new Democratic congressional candidate introducing himself and seeking contributions, to which I have responded "Tell me your position on ICE/CBP. This will be the fundamental litmus for anyone getting what meager $ I have to support campaigns."
Instant-classic image of an agent of ICE, a branch of the fascist American martial apparatus tasked with domestic terrorism and ethnic cleansing, in mid-air after slipping on an ice street in Minnesota, just a microsecond before crashing to the ground on his ass as every single Minnesotan in the neighborhood laughs their fucking ass off.
A snip from an email that says "2026: Year of YOU"
A newly-purchased pair of socks, mostly black but highlighted with yellow and magenta, and on the ankle-section of the socks there is printing woven into the socks that says as follows: EVERYTHING HURTS AND I'M DYING
A brief text exchange in which I have written "I am no football expert but Detroit looking as tough as they did last year to just looking like incompetent dinguses now is a wiggy dynamic," to which my sister has responded "Trooof."
A store display of xmas crap, centered around bags of something called Nativity Straw.
Screenshot from a text in which one "KB" has texted me "Happy Birthday you old building and loan!" followed by a gif of Beth from Rick and Morty sticking her tongue out and doing "rawk" hands.
Snip of a browser page in which Microsoft Edge entreats me to, I don't know, maybe some fucking slideshow year-in-review, with the copy "Let's celebrate what made 2025 special."
Image of a display at a supermarket stocked with festive "bouquets" of candy bars
Image from a phone's weather app showing, above, hourly temperatures, and, below, daily highs and lows and in the middle a box titled Trending Now that says "Atmospheric River Inundates Neighbor...."
Image of a black/brindle Dutch shepherd dog, his head surrounded by a white cone affixed to prevent him from aggravating an injury.
Cover of Tiny Days, the 1987 album from the Boston band Scruffy the Cat.
Image of a television screen showing two football teams lined up on a green football field just prior to a play from scrimmage. The team on offense, USC, wears vivid dark red jerseys and helmets and gold/yellow pants, while the team on defense, UCLA, wears bright sky-blue jerseys and a slightly duller gold on their pants and shiny gold helmets.
Image of a brown business card with goldish printing. In large stylish print it says "THANK YOU," then in smaller print "for fucking off." In tiny print below that, it says "Yes, hi, I am working on a thing. In public. I like it here and that's why it helps do the thing. It does not mean, however, that I want to tell you about it or talk to you, much less justify my behavior to a stranger, but thank you for your interest."
Image of a hovering robot from the video game Fallout 4. The robot is mostly a floating metallic ball with three eyes protruding on mobile stems, and operates three arms, one featuring a buzzsaw.
A twitter post from serial low-rent-starfucker and reporter Olivia Nuzzi from Jan. 15, 2015. The post shares an image from the political intrigue tv show House of Cards showing Kate Mara, whose character has compromised her journalistic work by fucking one of her sources, a powerful U.S. senator. Nuzzi's text re this image is "Why does Hollywood think female reporters sleep with their sources?"
A snip from a fundraising email from Iowa senatorial candidate Zach Wahls, focused on the following paragraphs: Chuck Schumer has failed to lead this party in one of its most critical moments. That’s why I’m calling on him to step down from leadership and make way for a new generation willing to fight for the people instead of the powerful. I’m ready to fight for a Democratic Party that stands up for its principles and doesn’t back down. A recent poll has me as the only Democratic candidate who can win in Iowa, but I need your donations to take on the establishment: Matthew, rush in any amount right now so we can flip Iowa’s Senate seat blue and root out corruption in Washington. It adds up quickly when everyone is donating what they can.
Image of the lit front facade of a liquor store at night time, a mini-marquee in the window advertising ATM THC DRINKS CIGARETTES UNWANTED ADVICE
Image of a wood-floored living room with a large tv in the background and a section of the couch nearer, upon which sits a green rubber ball. To the left, a large Dutch Shepherd dog stares intently at the ball.
Image of a massive protest march wall to wall people carrying antifasct signs and flags. In the foreground is an American flag affixed to its pole upside down, a signal of distress. In the background is the dome of the Wisconsin state capitol.
Image of a oldish bespectacled white guy holding a hand-scrawled cardboard sign amid a crowd in front of the Wisconsin state capitol. The sign says "WE CALL THEM FASCISTS BECAUSE EVERY LAST FUCKING REPUBLICAN IS WORKING RIGHT NOW TO DEPORT, DISENFRANCHISE, MURDER, GULAG &/OR UNPERSON ANYONE HOLDING A SIGN LIKE THIS. IT'S THAT SIMPLE."