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matress somewhere on the ground
a piece of svelte 5 code showing off how to bind to eventhandler functions and variables by naming them like the target to bind to which shortens the syntax
a cigarette, meds, airpods and a cigarette filter assembled in a way that resembles a minimal version of the loss comic
eine zigarette, zwei elvanse 70mg und zwei ibu lysin 400mg
two panel comic with heading text saying "know the work rules" both panels show men saying something to a woman in a workplace cubicle first panels heading reads "appropriate" and has the man wearing a suite with a fit body type and million dollar smile pointing at the lady saying "arch linux" to which the lady proclaims "aww, you're so sweet" with a smile on her face and a red heart next to it. second panels heading reads "inappropriate" and shows a man with a rather unfit body, boring clothes, big hands, big cornered glasses and comically uncanny smile saying "ubuntu" to which the woman has the phone picked up and frantically says "hello, human resources?" into it. The original joke is both people saying the same greeting but getting a different response because of their outer values. The joke of this iteration of the original joke is to ironically convey the woman reacted in a different manner due to the mans proclaimed favourite flavour of linux.
my wife (shes so cute) laying infront of a laptop where we are watching serial experiemnts lain
I dont know how to explain this, its a meme about gaussian blur before and after.
Holding hands with my wife infront of a wall with neoflourescent tape.
Guy in ESL Live View crowd holding up sign "get good get gamesense" while holding up phone being logged into the site.
Celebrating 10M Users Screen, 55198 user
Hooded person captioned "Welcome to my Page, look around learn something your government doesnt want you to" (ironic)