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The Depression Powered Supervillainess/ The Anti-Social Extrovert Witch/ The Left Wing Lilith/ The 21st Century NecroCountess She/Her I make silly gay comics featuring gay girls and gay boys Support me: https://ko-fi.com/grs23

A cute girl dressed in pink sees an edgy and moody punk girl walking down the street. "I can fix her" says the confident cute girl. But suddenly, a month passes and the once cute and pink girl is now moody and edgy, consequences of the punk girl's influence. She was the one fixed after all.
An epic battle between a heroine and a powerful goddess is happening. The battle now lasts for 3 days nonstop, until the goddess manages to get a grab of the woman warrior with her tentacles: "Foolish heroine! I, The Goddess of Darkness, will suffocate you to death!!!" Said the dark deity, triumphantly. "Any last wor--" but before she could finish her sentence, the heroine had a quite unusual response to being squeezed by the deity's tentacles... "Aahnn harder!" Uttered the mortal woman, unprompted. The two women looked at each other with a great mix of confusion and awkwardness, but also a barrier might've been broken... Years passes and the two enemies are now married and with a demigod daughter. The woman warrior, snuggling with the former evil goddess, then reveals to the young woman: "And that's how I met your mom, sweetie!", to an awkward "Oh." as response. And they lived happily ever after.
A heroine is seen arriving at the top of a tower to save a princess from the infamous Dragon Queen. "I have come to take you from this tower, beautiful maiden!", said the brave warrior. But the princess had a not so enthusiastic reaction to the arrival of her savior: "Eeeww! I'm not into women! Out!!! Ordered the princess, rejecting the brave heroine. But to the surprise of the noble woman, the warrior wasn't there because of her: "I'm not talking about you." Replied the warrior, running straight into the arms of the giant Dragon Queen and screaming: "I'm talking about this cute Dragon Lady!!!", leaving the princess dumbfounded as the warrior and dragon snuggled before her eyes.
God is seen introducing a reluctant man, called Adam, to their newest creation, Eve: "Eve, this is Adam. He is your boy friend and I want you two to really get along, *wink* *wink*, hehe" said the not so subtle deity, to the disapproval of Adam, who appeared to be uninterested in the idea of getting together to anyone: "I don't care, dad. I just wanna take care of my garden." Said the bored man. Meanwhile, Eve seemed quite enamored with the idea of getting to know the man, releasing a flustered"Oh My!" But something caught the attention of the girl, as Lucifer arrived from the forests of Eden, accompanied by a gorgeous lady: "And this is Lilith, I hope you two get along as well!" Said the dark god, with the beautiful woman offering a treat to Eve: "Sup, cutie! Wanna share an apple?" Asked the woman for great embarrassment of Eve who could only say "Oh" blushingly to the perfect sight in front of her. And thus, bisexuality was born, and God saw that it was good.
In the Heavens, God is seen bragging about their creative abilities to their partner, Lucifer, holding their new creation in their hands, a human. "Hey, Lucy, I created something you'll never be able to: I call it "Human", and I gave it intellect and power to create the most beautiful and complex pieces of art! Jealous? Hah!" Bragged the Multidimensional being of infinite power, to the great annoyance of the Dark Master. "Let's take a peek at the perfect art, my new invention creates in the future?", asked God. "Sure", said the annoyed demon after a long sigh. And then a portal is ripped open in front of their eyes, layers upon layers into the distant future of humanity are revealed to the two outerversal beings... And it showed the art that humans create are lewd scenarios between God and Lucifer, with multiple drawings of the two beings kissing and passionately making out, titled God x Lucifer Yuri. The flustered beings stared in shock at the revelation as the human in God's hand looked at their creator in shame, but still proud. The silence is broken by a flustered Lucifer, who, looking at the humans' creativity, turns to God and says: "T-that's a pretty good creation, Eloh! Y-you should make more of them!!!", to the silence of the blushing deity.
The High Elf King and Dwarf King are seen having a friendly walk, when the Elf King spots his daughter, Eve, in visible distress: "Are you well, daughter?" Asked the worried father. "Yes, father. But my back has been aching a lot lately." Answered the elf princess. The Elf King turned his attention to his old Dwarf friend and teased: "Hear that, my old Dwarf friend? My daughter's body aches from constantly slaying Dragons and Balrogs! What about your daughter??" Mocked the Elf. But once his attention returned to his daughter, she was suddenly leaning forward to kiss a dwarf girl... The daughter of the Dwarf King, his old friend. Witnessing the scene, the Dwarf King couldn't help but laugh: "Hahaha! Well, my daughter is the real reason for your daughter's back pains!", as the elf girl struggled to lean forward to kiss her short girlfriend: "Hi babe!" Said the dwarf girl, to the response of the sore elf: "Hi! Ow ow!". Maybe our Elf girl should develop a new kissing technique to save her spine....
A lesbian vampire appears from the shadows to hypnotize a group of witches, saying: "I'm a vampire! And I order you to give me hugs and kisses!!!" Without hesitation, the two witches run to the vampire lady, kissing and hugging their master. But a third witch appears, confused about the scene unfolding and questioning her friends' behavior... Because Witches are immune to vampire hypnotism! The confused witch pointed out the fact: "Wait a minute, we witches are immune to vampire hypnoti--" before being cut off by one of her friends, embraced with the vampire: "SHHHHHH!!!", the gay witch shushed, as the many cuddles and kisses continued.
Two elf girls are passing by a seemingly recurring scenario of an Elf girl picking on a Dwarf girl: "Eve is picking on the Dwarf girl again", chuckles one of the elves. The elf girl, Eve, is seen grabbing a sheet of paper off the hands of a Dwarf girl. Said paper would be placed at the branches of the Love Tree, a magic place that grants anyone their wishes... But our dwarf friend, struggling to hang her wish on the Tree, caught the attention of the mean elf girl: "Aww, what's wrong, cute little dwarf? Can't hang your wish on the Love Tree?" Laughed the elf. "Let me see your wish", said Eve. But to Eve's surprise, the Dwarf girl could see right through her teasing, as the wish clearly stated: "I THINK EVE LIKES ME. I WISH WE COULD BE LOVERS", accompanied by a portrait of the elf. Completely flustered and blushing, the elf, surprised and happy with what she saw, placed the dwarf girl's wish on the magic Tree: "N-nevermind! I'll hang your wish for you! Hehehe, I'm sure It'll come true!!!" Said the blushing elf, to the agreement of the flustered Dwarf: "Y-yeah!"
A child elf is seen protecting her Troll bestie against bullies, showing her tongue and saying: "Don't worry, little troll, I'll protect you from those bullies!!!", as she carries the small troll friend in her arms. Years passes and the couple of besties are seen again, this time, the elf girl, now a teen, is carrying her troll friend in her arms again, as the girl is clearly hurt in the leg: "Don't worry, little troll, I'll carry you home so we can heal your leg!", the elf girl says. Even more years pass and the duo is now newly married! But some things never change and the short elf girl, now an adult, is carrying her troll wife, who's 10x bigger and extremely muscular, still in her wedding dress, to bed: "D-DONT WORRY, BABE! I CAN CARRY YOU TO BED!!!", says the struggling elf, trying to carry her blushing wife to bed
An evil witch pulls her wand and casts a spell at a princess's prince, saying: "I CURSE YOUR PRINCE TO BECOME A WOMAN! NOW YOU SHALL NEVER BE TOGETHER HAHAHAHA!!!" And the green clouds of magic split apart, the fabric of the endless multiverses is ripped open, matter falls to its knees and reality itself bends at the hands of the Sorceress... The prince now had become a woman, to the amusement of the witch who laughed in joy. But... To the surprise of the witch, the princess did not look disappointed or even confused, quite the contrary... The witch was dealing with a bisexual princess! "THAT'S EVEN BETTER!!! YOU LOOK PERFECT DEAR!!!", said the smitten and joyful princess to her new girlfriend. The former prince happily agreed: "I AGREE!! THANK YOU, MISS WITCH!!!", to the confusion of the evil sorceress who could only say: "Uh... You're welcome?". And the two women lived happily ever after!