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@grubdipper.bsky.social

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You can show a hundred boys you're smart...

Peter Pan in Kingdom Hearts
I don't agree with his "Bart-killing policy," but I do approve of his "Selma-killing policy."
Donald Duck "Lost in the Andes" by Carl Barks
Jean-Claude Van Damme as Guile
Smurf village
The mother from RWappn's music video for Weird Al's "Albuquerque"
Union-Fireproof Republican vs People's Ticket Republican
Uh, no. They're saying "Boo-urns! Boo-urns!"
"Evil" Cartman from "Spookyfish" (who is of course nicer than regular Cartman)
Lakitu
Nicolae Ceaușescu
Guy from the Atlas Earth meta verse ads aka Crypto Luigi
Ignatius Jacques Reilly
"Is this Jeff Andonuts?" "It's not Jeff anymore... ... It's "Dunk!"
Whitewashed New York Times Headline: Alderaan Ceases to Exist Following Imperial Security Operation
WHAT IF HATERS DAB BACK?
Walter White says "I am not in danger, I am the danger"
Credits for 1993 NES "game" Color A Dinosaur with game design and programming by Jay Obernolte and music by Tommy Tallarico (among others)
"They're not even a real country anyway."
Darkwing Duck, whose real name is Drake Mallard
From @whatifalthist The birth rate is consistently crashing faster than any Overton window for our earlier computer models. Our earlier computer models had massive standard deviations so that’s basically the equivalent of a comet striking statistically, which means something is very very wrong. The only parallel to this we can find is the Calhoun’s mouse utopia experiments which over 30 times caused complete extinction. At the current rate (and the numbers are still dropping exponentially) there will 5 Koreans for every 100 now in 2100.
The scene in The Little Mermaid where the priest's knee looks like a bulge in his pants
Crows mobbing hawk
That Pharaohs Fire slots ad with the white guy dressed as the pharaoh
o, the Pe lican . so smoothly d o th he crest. A wi nd go d !
Box art for "Irritating Stick" the PlayStation "sequel" to this game
"What *is* infectious is ignorance."
@DHSgov tweet with a picture of a "moral obligation" heatmap study with caption "opinion dismissed"
"The Pluribus Paradox" referencing the Apple TV show.
Scene from The Simpsons, Treehouse of Horror VII, "AND HILLBILLIES PREFER TO BE CALLED "SONS OF THE SOIL," BUT IT AIN'T GOING TO HAPPEN."
Disability Rights California Condemns Supreme Court Decision Overturning Roe v. Wade June 24, 2022 Share: Today, the U.S. Supreme Court announced its ruling in Dobbs v. Jackson Women's Health Organization overturning 49 years of reproductive freedom, putting the rights and lives of millions of people at grave risk. Disability Rights California condemns this decision as equal access to healthcare is a fundamental human right, and all people should have the right to make informed decisions about their own bodies. This retrograde decision also negatively and disproportionately harms people who already face structural barriers to care, including people with disabilities, Black, Indigenous, and other people of color, LGBTQIA+ individuals, immigrants, people living in poverty, young people, and those without the means to travel. As a legal organization, we recognize the heavy consequences of removing constitutional rights that people have relied on for almost half a century: such a drastic departure from our legal principles now leaves other civil rights and landmark advances vulnerable. As an organization, we stay committed to advocating for accessible healthcare and will continue to fight for equality, civil rights, and justice. Legal wins of civil rights were not won in isolation, and they will not be lost in isolation. We will stand for those rights wherever they are threatened.
Come back. Zinc, come back, Zinc!
@HillaryClinton How does your student loan debt make you feel? Tell us in 3 emojis or less. 2:49 PM • Aug 12, 2015
Birdo shooting an egg
Sex Matters Conservative women are firm in their belief that childbearing is a big part of womanhood. To their mind, feminists, progressives and contemporary gender theorists have de-emphasized—even denied—sex differences in ways that don’t reflect their lives or worldview.
From "Sideshow Bob Roberts:" Well, he framed me for armed robbery but, man, I'm aching for that upper-class tax cut. - Krusty the Clown
According to Nostradamus: In the Castle of Figueras on a misty day A sovereign prince will be born of an infamous woman: Surname of breeches on the ground will make him posthumous, Never was there a King so very bad in his provenance. How did he know? (Nearly half a millennium ago, Nostradamus (1503-1566) eerily predicted his picture would appear in this book. Coincidence...or meta-joke?)
Pepper, Sugar, and Ginger from "Urusei Yatsura".
Teacher: "Can you tell the name of 2 great Kings who have brought happiness and peace into people's lives?" Student: "Smo-King and Drin-King" Teacher Resigned !
That crazy pyramid was just the Pro Shop. And that talking coyote was really just a talking dog.
Of course, you've got bigger problems right now. An Amazon attack, a deadly bee weapon... Bees. My God.
A dik-dik antelope (https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Salts_dik-dik.jpg)
Mike Wazowski
I like how they say "the elephant adlib" like there’s actually an elephant in the studio with a mic and headphones occasionally trumpeting
The Far Side, generals sitting around a table, "On the other hand, gentlemen, what if we have a war and EVERYBODY came?"
The Cosplay Cement Company Kilns
The Far Side "Just jump, fool!...You don't have to go 'Boing, boing, boing!'"
HEY! I SAVED YOUR LIFE. THAT EGG SANDWICH COULD HAVE KILLED YOU BY CHOLESTEROL. "Homer the Great" S6E12
They callin' me a alien, a big-headed astronaut/Maybe it's because ya boy Yeezy get ass a lot
Richmond has Fallen!! and so has the price of goods at the cheap cash store of J.I. Morris & Co.
"I wish squids were real" "they are"