Gruff Billy 3

@gruffbilly3.bsky.social

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"Sleep can't hide the thoughts splitting through my mind. Shadows aren't clean, false mirrors, too many people awake." P.S. Pørn / Sex Bots need not apply as Followers - you will be Blocked on sight. Thx P.P.S. NO DMs

Dianoga - the monster in the Death Star trash compactor
A bottle of Spanish Cune Ribera del Duero red wine
A can of Vault City Jumbo Jungle Juice is being photographed using my sinister hand.
A blue and purple packet of Imodium Dual Action Relief Tablets
Screenshot of Scam email
Still from The Fast Show sketch with a madman shouted "With an Owl!"
A Tabby Cat is sitting on Her Hoom's Lap in Bed and is squinting at the camera.
A hedgehog is crouching on a dry front lawn.
A BBQ with veg round a ring of fire.
A Tabby Cat is sitting up on a tea towel on a kitchen worktop
A Tabby Cat is lying on a blue landing carpet next to a black and white patterned rug at the top of the stairs.
A Barbie aboot to be lit.
Sossij Cremation / Heretic Burning Device in the Sun
A metal drinks bucket is standing on a black patio table cover.
A painting in the Piano Bar, Casa de la Juderia, Seville.
From the Allister Heath headline generator thingy
Peter Griffin is drinking beer
A Tabby Cat is laying in a big cardboard box on a striped rug.
A Tabby Cat is laying zonked on her Hooms' Bed
A Lego World Cup Trophy kit, courtesy of Mrs Gruff
un vaso de Drambuie con hielo y un vaso de Magno
A ginger cat in a shirt and tie is about to muller the shit out of a scratching post in the form of a laptop.
A temperature sign in Cordoba, Andalusia showing 42C at 2pm local time.
An improvement on Space X / Blue Origin 🚀
Larry the Downing Street Cat / Prime Mouser
A photograph of the above staircase purporting to show three phantoms ascending it.
A Tabby Cat is laying on Her Hoom's Lap on a Leopard themed Duvet Cover. (Hoom's Feet in background)
Bollocks to this until 30th June.
A Tabby Cat is apeep on a Blankie on the Guest Bed with Her Front Paws stretched out
Chuletas de Cordero etc. before.
It's a little bit caught... but not Wülfhelm cake incineration stylee
Nigel Slater's Seafood Tart.
A four frame cartoon of a cat pushing wine glasses off a cabinet to see if they bounce.
Chad/Kilroy/ifyou'refuckingoldenoughtoknowwhatthisisyouknowwhatthisis
A Very Small House Spider is trapped under a Small Glass.
Waiting at the Door
A Tabby Cat is sitting up on a white Blankie on Her Hoom's lap
A metallic Magic Roundabout wastebin
Album artwork for Opeth's Blackwater Park
A freshly poured can of Siren 'Every Minute Matters' California IPA is standing on a kitchen worktop.
A sign in Søstrene Green says 'Bangs Jam'.
A Tabby Cat is Making Biscuits on a Blankie on Her Hoom's Lap after waking Him up early this morning.
The Lord's Cricket Ground Weather Vane in the guise of Father Time
A Tabby Cat is curled up apeep on a Green Blankie on her Hoom's Office Chair.
A freshly poured can of Mad Squirrel Fog Off New England IPA is standing on a kitchen worktop.
A Tabby Cat is laying on a Bed next to one of Her Hooms.
A White Van with 'FREE BEER' written on the side.
A Tabby Cat is resting Her Front Left Paw on Her Hoom's Leg.
Album Artwork for the Manic Street Preachers' 'The Holy Bible'.
A Bottle of Modelo Cerveza
A Grooming Mitt with what appears to be Half a Cat on it
Album artwork for Metallica's Master of Puppets
Said Venison Haunch Steaks with Sweet Potato Wedges, Veg and Lebanese Wine.
A Bottle of Chouffe Cherry
Tuna Steaks Cooking on a Griddle Part 1
A Bottle of La Chouffe Blonde Beer.
Drink Up Thy Zider.
Fred Flintstone is sporting a sundial watch
A Green Bottle of Mort Subite Beer.
A Brewgooder Juicy Session Haze Beer in a Birra Moretti Glass is standing on a Kitchen Worktop.