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Nerd stuff & Liberal rants The Scattered Realms TTRPG wiki: https://scatteredrealms.miraheze.org/wiki/Main_Page Vorpal Threads Nerdwear: https://www.etsy.com/shop/vorpalthreads

The 1977 album “A Place in the Sun” by soft- rock pioneers Pablo Cruise
The poster’s lower leg, now a mass of angry and itchy red sores because some stupid parasite can’t tell him apart from a duck.
The cast of Buckaroo Banzai
Eggland’s Best three-cheese frozen omelets from Costco
The Swedish Chef from the Muppet Show
A bag of Orange chicken puffs, which taste pretty much just like it says. Super sweet, with a hint of heat at the end. Now in fun drumstick shapes!
A homemade animatronic Halloween decoration of a D&D mind flayer
An image of the Groovy Ghoulies, a 1970s cartoon featuring a vampire, a Frankenstein monster and a werewolf who formed a band
The premier issue of the comic book ROM Spaceknight, which despite the poster’s claim was NOT lettered by Stacy’s Mom
Guinness, a Ruby King Charles Cavalier with a white spot on the top of his head. Intelligent and regal, his eyes don’t blink at the same time. Also, he’s baffled when squirrels run up trees.
A candy , possibly Russian in origin, with Cyrillic writing the poster is not familiar with, and images of let’s assume peanuts.
Mashed potato waffles with spicy cheese
The base of a mystery miniature with no markings
A metal miniature of a boar-headed fellow
The second album by superhero surf-ska band The Aquabats, entitled The Fury of the Aquabats, from 1997
The 1970s Milton Bradley spaceship toy called “Starbird”
An array of character species for The Scattered Realm TTRPG
The Philadelphia Flyers mascot Gritty, the only good bug-eyed orange-skinned thing in this world.
"wrong" on so many levels
A pair of thieves, one small and elfin, the other a large gelatinous hulk, try to pry the eye off a large, strange demonic statue, a tribute to the cover of the old Player's Handbook for D&D
A side by side comparison of an evidence photograph from the Epstein mansion and the Trump-decorated White House, showing that elderly rich pedophiles apparently have a thing for gold-spray painted ornaments from Hobby Lobby
A painting of an aquatic dragon-like creature, based very loosely on the Dobhar-Chu of Irish mythology
A nerdy purple Hawaiian-style shirt featuring a geometric pattern of hand-drawn beholders and flameskulls
A picture of Tom Holman, looking very much like a completely failed human being
A “Wally Getsa Wedgie” toy from the early 2000s.
The novel “Cudgel’s Saga” by Jack Vance, as the poster remembers it from the 80’s.
The cover of the boxed set of CDs of the Beat Generation, released by Rhino somewhere in the mid 90s.
The three surviving members of the seminal band Spinal Tap
A sketch of a fantasy shepherd tending a flock of strange birds as a young girl rubs towards him shouting. He hasn’t spotted the approaching dirigible overhead
A King Charles cavalier named Guinness stating regally across the waters of a Western Minnesota lake
A pencil drawing of a dragon-shaped mushroom, or perhaps a mushroom-shaped dragon.
The entrance sign to a Sybaris, a chain of American soft core sex hotels popular with suburban midwesterners having affairs with someone from the purchasing department
The entrance to a Sybaris, a sort of soft-core sex hotel
A scene from Buckaroo Banzai showing John Whorfin holding a phone to his ear, presumably canvassing for Coumo
Peaceful protestors at the No Kings rally in Gurnee, Illinois, not far from the Wisconsin Border
A massive homemade troll Halloween decoration
A homemade animated dragon head built from PVC pipe, foam insulation and landscape fabric
A fantasy airship designed like a giant vertical wing, with propellers and a row of cannons along the side.
A drawing depicting a strange flying craft gliding past treetops emerging from the mists in a vast crater. Or at least that's what I was trying to draw
A rough pencil sketch of a steampunk flying machine
A large animatronic dragon head, built mainly of foam tubing and landscape fabric.
A screenshot from Buckaroo Banzai
An early 20th century experimental aircraft, a tailless plane called the Westlake-Hill Pterodactyl
The poster’s left leg, covered with red lesions that itch like the devil itself.
A King Charles Cavalier Spaniel, whose name happens to be “Guinness” and who is a tad perhaps overfed but is nevertheless a Very Good Boy, sits stoically at the bow of a pontoon boat cruising through a Minnesota lake. His demeanor can best be described as “scruffy but regal”.
A King Charles Cavalier by the name of Guinness sits regally on a chair on my back deck, having recently stopped snoring and preparing to snore anew.
An illustration showing a racer driving a deiselpunk-styled flying vehicle with a resonating tuning fork providing lift
A copy of the dungeons &dragons boxed set, the “Holmes” edition
A pair of polyhedral gaming dice, with crisp edges and the numbers un-inked. One is red and the other is black
A button-down shirt design with a repeating pattern of an old-school D&D dungeon map, hand-drawn on graph paper
A digital painting of an aquatic reptilian monster with a long, sinuous body, an oversized jaw and webbed feet