Ben of TFRY

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Soldier Boy from The Boys calling Homelander “just the softest, wettest boy”
Newspaper photo showing pregnant woman smoking in her yard with the caption saying she worries about the effect on her unborn child from the sound of nearby jackhammers.
J Peterman from Seinfeld giving Elaine “kudos on a job…done”
Parks and Rec Paunchburger rep saying that their “child size” soda option is “roughly the size of a two year old child”
Article is about Harris’ 2019 plan that she dropped in 2020, never to support universal health care again
Scene from The Dark Knight where Alfred blames Batman for the rise of The Joker by leaving no choice for his enemies, “in their desperation they turned to a man they didn’t fully understand.”
Differences between original Build Back Better bill (itself a massive compromise on the Green New Deal) and the final Bipartisan Infrastructure Bill. The only part that was not compromised was the part that caused pollution.
Qui Gon Jinn telling Pete Buttigieg that the ability to speak does not make you intelligent
Peter Capaldi as The Doctor saying “I am Scottish”
Principal from Ferris Bueller’s Day Off saying “Just roll her old bones on over here”
Group talking, give thumbs up to guy outside the group meme
Three panel meme referencing Lord of the Rings. The first panel labels the One Ring as “fascism,” the second labels Elrond as leftists saying “cast it into the fire! Destroy it!” The third panel labels Isildur as liberals, saying “No. I can compromise with it.”
Four panel comic, guy walking down the street is approached by a man saying he needs help because his butthole failed and his guts are leaking out and he thinks he’s dying. The original guy says “you just gotta vote!” and moves along leaving the bloody man behind.
Donkey sees a small hurdle in its path and says “unfortunately we encountered an obstacle”
Miriam-Webster definition of conservative that defines it as “tending of inclined to maintain existing views, conditions, or institutions” and “marked by moderation or caution”
A political candidate stands at a podium, saying “vote for me because I’m not my opponent.” Someone asks “what do you stand for” and the candidate replies “not being my opponent.” Someone else asks “what’s your name?” And the candidate responds “not my opponent’s name”
Michael Richards, of Seinfeld fame, shouting bigotry as a part of his stand up act
Chart showing that despite one minimal dip the student debt crisis was worse as Joe Biden ran for reelection than it was when he took office
A donkey representing the Democratic Party stares at a small hurdle, easily overcome, and says “unfortunately we encountered an obstacle”
The “I reject your premise” guy who shut down the homophobic conservative “influencer” asking questions for a stream.
Brooklyn 99 Captain Holt celebrating vindication
Harris promises to make the US military the “most lethal”…
Man offering whiny little shit the “whiniest little shit” award, the whiny little shit says he doesn’t want it. The first man thinks about it and then presents a second whiniest little shit award.
Liberals enjoying brunch, preparing to vote for more police funding as George Floyd protesters march past them
Apu from the Simpsons yelling at Homer “I can’t believe you don’t shut up!”
Simpsons Apu holding “gigantic asses” magazine with the oil-toting giant donkey
Parks & Rec Bobby Newport begging his opponent’s campaign manager to cede the election without an election “give me it”
Drawing of a woman with a sign saying “please stop killing people.” Two men walk by with one saying “bloody extremists”
Andrew in an England rugby kit reacting to a shocking loss
Satirical headline “here’s why it would be a mistake to do anything that inconveniences rich assholes” written by “some rich asshole”
Letterkenny, Wayne saying “your terms are acceptable”
A Knight’s Tale reference, Chaucer is cheering for Lichtenstein
Scene from Good Will Hunting describing abuse. “He used to just put a wrench a stick and a belt on the table and just say choose.” “Well I would have to go with the belt” “I used to go with the wrench” “Why the wrench?” “Because fuck him that’s why”
King Arthur calling the Black Knight a loony
Captain America saying “it’s always that last line”
The Onion bit Point/Counterpoint: This war will destabilize the entire Mideast region and set off a global shockwave of anti-Americanism vs No it won’t
Rachel Maddow telling people how to truly pay attention to politicians. “Watch what they do, not what they say”
Meme saying “that moment when you realize you’re ok with meming Kamala Harris into the presidency if for no other reason than it would really piss off Hillary Clinton”
Professional women’s rugby Boston Banshees hat
Mayor Quimby of The Simpsons gouging Hollywood producers to help his town as they use Springfield as a movie set.
Lord of the Rings analogy where liberals play the part of Isildur refusing to destroy evil and instead think they can control it through compromises.
Webcomic from 2002 where a wealthy capitalist dog is constantly angered by a poor duck getting benefits that don’t affect the wealthy at all.
“Don’t make me tap the sign” Simpsons meme saying Damian McKenzie is not an international 10
Sam Wilson (Falcon/real Captain America) calling fake Captain America out on his bullshit