Glenn Sekse

@gsekse.bsky.social

1127 Followers 107 Following

Sarcastic "Know-It-All" Bastard 'murica, love it or leave it! Ok, so now I live in Mexico. Puerto Morelos, Mexico

Order pad from McDonalds circa 1977 showing hamburgers at 30 cents
Bottle of wine left in whiskey display at store
Husband: I saw a garbage disposal that's rated for bones. Me: Like, what kind? Finger, femur... There's a big difference. Him: ... ...or chicken. Me: Ohhh... That's probably what they mean. Him: *stares*
Baseball hat that reads "Fuck Cilantro"
Tattoo showing Greek man holding butt cheek up
Idolizing Elon Musk is like believing the stripper really likes you.
Rules for thee, but not for me.
Comparing Musk to "The Fifth Element" bad guy Zorg
Beach, sand, and ocean view