Mal

@guacs.bsky.social

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Mostly Angel City FC, Survivor, and a passionate defense of the Los Angeles pizza scene

Joe Pesci pointing gun at you
Post Leaving willy wonkas factory Me: Wife: Me: Wife: A Lot of deaths for a to- Me: a LOT of deaths for a tour!
Headline from the athletic reading “is this world cup now europe vs south america?”
Man looks frustrated then yells “I guess”
Screencap of NWSL website 7 minutes into game score showing orlando 0 spirit 2 with 2 goals by Sofia Cantore
Email version of Carly’s disco darling text
Text from CRJ that says when you move it’s like a disco darling all my dreams come true
Receipt of donation to MN Rapid Response fund
Coalie giving the thumbs up
Man yells “I guess” because this is dumb
Scrooge and the ghost of christmas present doin’ a little dance
Adorable white dog on white and grey tiled floor he’s a cutie patoot
Aftyn Behn up 53.1% over Matt Van Epps 45.7% with 43% of votes in
Dog nose he’s a lil cutie
Rainbow over the highway
Hilary Duff’s website ad for her new album called Mature coming out 11/6
Shrek lookin’ like did you hear this mf
Ohtani pitching on tv under a jack o lantern shaped disco ball
Amy Schumer’s IG story where she is wearing an “I voted by mail” sticker and captioned it “rhymes with duomo”
Deux moi caption “ Sydney Sweeney celebrated her 28th birthday with Scooter, Braun, Jeff and Lauren, Bezos Chewbacca and many more friends and family at historic venue Saint Vibiana’s in LA”
Mickey Mouse with his mouth covered
Bubblegrunge sad girl indie friday early morning
Picture of spaniel who is the cutest boy
Receipt for donation to trans lifeline
Dog on the Angel City jumbotron
Salad made of heirloom tomatoes, peaches, mozzarella, cucumber, and basil
ShePlays lineup
Cover of The Payback by Kashana Cauley
Sydney Leroux scoring a goal against Portland with a bicycle kick to get Angel City into the playoffs in 2023
Ali Riley and Sydney Leroux celebrating in angel city gear
Spotify daylist title, “boating golf friday night”
A living room that looks like it’s in PeeWee’s Playhouse and there is a statue of maybe Hillary Clinton? That is like 8 feet tall
Svendis Jonsdottir throwing the LA sign
Instagram comment liked by Korbin Albert saying that gay marriage is not blessed by god
Picture of Pimento Cheese Puffs
NYT style headline that says “Zohran Mamdani Does Not Own A Car. But He Drives Us Nuts
Leo in Romeo and Juliet looking through the fishtank
Salad (but really a dip it is too dense)
Picture of smiling white spaniel
Picture of a white spaniel who is absolutely thrilled
Picture of white spaniel sitting on the sidewalk smiling and wearing a red harness and leash
Pic of a good-ass salad
Sydney Leroux and Claire Emslie on the pitch in black ACFC uniforms
Picture of Korbin subbing in to the USA v Korea game wearing rainbow number 5 - pic from an article about her getting booed
Photo of Alyssa and Gisele Thompson standing together in the new USWNT home uniforms, they are both standing with crossed ankles and smiling and they are cute as buttons
Alyssa Thompson sitting in a white armchair in the new uswnt navy blue pinstripe kit lookin’ like a boss
Still shot of full cast of Criminal Minds season 17 looking at the camera on a beach like badasses
Screencap of excerpt from LA28 email, “Also in the San Fernando Valley, squash will make its Olympic debut against one of Hollywood’s most iconic and recognizable backdrops in movies like To Kill a Mockingbird and Back to the Future, Courthouse Square, on the Universal Studios lot.”
Photo of adorable white spaniel grinning at the camera
Protest sign that says “Nice Tariffs, dumbass”
Video of hundreds of protestors in Los Feliz, CA
Wisconsin Votes postcards
Claire Emslie and other Angel City FC players celebrating on a soccer field with their arms in the air, wearing black jerseys and shorts with opposing players in dark pink uniforms in the background
Picture of a white spaniel laying on a gray couch like a doofus
Lineup for ShePlays NWSL fantasy team "BMO good at soccer" Goalie: Lorena Defenders: Kerry Abello, Malia Berkely, Avery Patterson, Madison Curry Midfielders: Claudia Zornoza, Ally Sentnor, Leicy Santos Forwards: Temwa Chawinga, Racheal Kundananji, Claire Emslie Subs: Bea Franklin, Kennedy Fuller, Brooklyn Courtnall, Mandy McGlynn
Picture of Haim in chairs looking glowy yes they are hot
8 pack box and single can of new york seltzer brand sparkling water in grapefruit flavor, box is pink and orange with a nyc skyline pattern and the can is in similar colors with an abstract blue statue of liberty on it
Picture of leonardo dicaprio in the titanic era he is so handsome
Photo of Tim Robinson from a sketch from his show I think you should leave. He is in a hotdog costume and the caption says we’re all trying to find the guy who did this.