Guardian

@guardianmc.bsky.social

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Big fan of Mystery tourneys. Generally tired.

Multiple reporters filming one knocked-over trash can.
Label on a bacon package that says "Raw to Ready in minutes!"
Happy Meal toy of Cruella de Ville
Pokemon Go screenshot where two Chanseys are so close they look like a pink butt
Tweet saying "Fly me to the moon let me kick it's fucking ass let me show it what I learned in my moon jujitsu class"
A big red button that says "HELL YEAH"
Curly from City Slickers saying "Day ain't over yet"
Haggar swinging pipe
Dinosaur with bugged out eyes
Phil Collins and two other singers pointing and bobbing their heads at their guitarist.
Guy looking frustrated with the subtitles: "Then it's 6 AM." "I don't wanna play at 6AM."
Knives Chou saying "I read your blog."
Picture of the 8bitdo leverless controller for Switch
Selfie of me in a plaid shirt
Gamecenter GX screen cap with a disappointed host and the subtitle "There's not a single encouraging word on that screen."
JRR Tolkien's head on Owen Wilson's body from Royal Tenenbaums with the quote "Well, everyone knows Gandalf died at the Bridge of Khazad-dun. What Two Towers presupposes is...maybe he didn't."
Leslie Nielsen in "Airplane"