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leftist unity dreamer. 🍞💧🏠📚🩺 are human rights. bodily autonomy, disability advocacy, pro-union, prison abolition, anti-AI. seize + redistro billionaire assets. NY anarchosocialist trans menace & art loving nerd art & cosplay @guillotinegobart.bsky.social

a man (beloved comedian, the late El Risitas) with slicked back hair, strong brows and moustache, with missing teeth, edited to have an extra large mouth, hysterically laughing
a meme by chris (simpsons artist) of a bald and nude squatting bipedal human with palm up, feeding a slice of watermelon to a strange bald hunched, quadrupedal creature with llama ears, too many human fingers, and human-like feet. the squatting one says "you are safe now my sweet child, and the quadrupedal creature is saying "i owe you my life." i added simple lowercase text labeling the sqatting feeder a horseshoe crab, and the strange fed creature "everyone that's had medicine injected." this is bc horseshoe crab blood has been used to make medicines safe and we owe them greatly.
an instagram post from california state parks with an image of a blob creature on the beach. the jelly-like creature has a clear polygonal sail sticking up and bluish grey body. the text says: Have you seen this blue voyager lately along California beaches? Wondering why you are seeing them wash ashore? The colorful and mysterious Velella velella (such a cool name!), known by many as by- the-wind sailors, are propelled by shifting currents and winds. Seen at Carlsbad State Beach, they can be translucent so make sure to look down as they can deliver a sting (not dangerous to human). Fun facts: (jellyfish emoji) They are related to jellyfish but not the same marine creature. (egg emoji)Plankton and fish eggs are their source of food. (sailboat emoji) The direction of the sail along the float determines the way they will travel.
an old spiderman comic panel of spiderman confronting a pterosaur-like villain. the pterosaur guy says "WITH THE DNA WE GRAVE DESECRATION YOU CALL A MUSEUM, I HAVE PERFECTED THE SAURIANIZATION PROCESS. YOU RICE PAPER PUPPETS WILL BE GIVEN FORMS BEFITTING EARTH'S DOMINANT SPECIES." spiderman says "you can rewrite DNA on the fly and you're using it to turn people into dinosaurs? but with tech like that, you could cure cancer!" the pterosaur guy responds, "but i don't WANT to cure cancer. i want to turn people into dinosaurs." for funsies, the pterosaur's face is covered with an unsightly image of rfk jr scrunching his crunchy face and sucking his teeth and (seemingly unintentionally) sticking out his tongue
an article from lohud news titled White Plains Nordstrom employee accused of stealing 243 thousand dollar luxury merch
an excerpt from the memo that includes the federal execution protocol proposal for 3 methods, firing squad, electrocution, and lethal gas. i've highlighted lethal gas in orange for visibility. it's a little on the nose for a fascist administration to literally try to permit gasing, but this admin is literally using the nazis as a blueprint
fetterman's weird forehead folds
a screenshot of amy e. hamilton's article titled “Gender Affirming Professionals” and Transfers of Power: Children and Parents Divided Contra Mundum the article begins with an indented quote: For the word of God is living and active, sharper than any two-edged sword, piercing to the division of soul and spirit, of joints and marrow, and discerning the thoughts and intentions of the heart. Hebrews 4:12 the article begins: There is almost no rival to the power that gender ideology seeks to wield. It seeks nothing less than god-like power, using language not to clarify what is real but to divide, disrupt, and disorient. It cleaves body and soul (“gender identity”), bringing not peace but a sword. Gender ideology does not deal in objective material facts or diagnosable physical conditions but presents an alternative worldview about the truth and the nature of the human person. This body-soul disunity [this part of the sentence is cut off] stands in direct opposition to Judeo-Christian anthropology.
the antagonist is flying through the air toward him, prepared to attack. stephen pulls out a small folding chair and uses it to whack the antagonist out of the air. he then leaps over the table and continues beating the shit out of his nemesis with the chair. the announcer motions to warn him, saying, "just 2 more whacks"
a food critic losing her mind over the deliciousness of the dish, specifically the pork. she's superimposed over flashy, 1990s commercial style backgrounds, and raving about the flavor, tenderness, juiciness, and bounciness. late in the clip, she's superimposed over a giant piece of char siu, joyously rolling around over it.
a photo of a very empty large auditorium with concrete floor and tan walls. there are a few tables and chairs in the distance. in the front rests a sad, small inflatable pool full of plastic balls. (it's the dashcon ballpit from over a decade ago.)
newsome is weirdly similar to one of the villains from baldur's gate 3, raphael
image is an old screenshot of a tumblr post. a user states, "the reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor." another user responds, "how dare you say we piss on the poor"
a screenshot from the 1989 film weekend at bernie's. it shows a man going down a ramp, awkwardly pulling a wooden wagon with a freshly passed man seated upright in it.
a meme of a man channeling lightning through his eyes. the implied text is not allowed on this site
a screenshot of a post on a group called "white plains citizens to be heard." the text says, "if your car was parked today across W.P.H. and your mirror was hit, this is the car that did it." post includes an image of a white tesla car with florida plates.
maslow's hierarchy of needs pyramid, but instead of the 5 tiers with needs like food, warmth, safety, and friends, it's just the base need color and the text "play game"
a twitter user whose location was revealed to be russia changed said location to united states, but it's marked with an icon of a triangle shield with an exclamation mark, denoting the user used a vpn
a comic panel of a dog man turning away, saying, "oh man that is mega nasty. that is dog shit."
an angled photo of some cheesy bread on a table. in the background, very blurry, a west highland terrier waits, begging for cheese
an illustration of a twitter-like post. NUTGUZZLER42 @hitlerball_lover1488 posted FUUUCK LOOK WHO THE RADICAL LEFT JUST ELECTED FUUUUCK FUUUUUCK WE'RE FUUUUUCKED. the image below is a person with a happy face, wearing a lovely blue tie, holding out a flower. they're saying, "together we can build a safer, cleaner city for our children!"
an abc article from 1 day ago: police warn about dangerous lookalike candy ahead of halloween. all of the bags of candy are parody of normal candy, but one has a prominent THC sticker.
an image of the racist next to a screenshot of one of the martians from mars attacks. the aliens are basically weird humanoid skeletal creatures but their skulls just fade at the brows into a giant brain looking thing and they have big ass eyeballs like fully exposed in their eye sockets. they're like skinless humans, uncanny and gruesome.
a box of frozen illumination minions themed superpretzels. the minions are shaped the same, and the pretzels are stuffed with bright yellow cheese. the joke is soylent green but with minions
an illustration labeled Know Your Fascist. labels with arrows are pointing to a slight caricature of an average fascist, who is very sweaty, has sunken eyes, and no jaw to neck definition. the text reads: hair provided by a 1980s Lego mini fig. somehow looks too young AND too old. skin looks clammy. eyes too far apart, dead inside. worm, a little worm boy. the smug grin of someone who has never known happiness. expensive yet cheap looking suit and tie.
the traumatized mr incredible meme
a meme of spongebob holding a letter that says "restraining order. this order hereby declares that this shit is not to be allowed within 15 feet of my fuckin eyes."
a personal security guy's back. he's wearing a navy suit and you can still see he's ridiculously jacked, in the video you can see his whole back ripple.
a screenshot of four luxury fragrances. there top row consists of a tumi $100 parfum and a dolce & gabbana $80 parfum the bottom row consists of ... disney's cars eau de toilette with a red cap and large image of lightning mcqueen with a "rust-eze" logo and "195mph" and another tumi perume
a very old japanese painting of frog-turtle like kappa getting concentrated, defensive (almost laser guided) fart blasted in the face by a fisher they tried to sneak up on.
a silent clip of k horror film, ghost mansion. a horrified man stares off screen. suddenly, 2 human-like mold arms grab him and pull him against a wall that's more mold than wall. the mold begins absorbing/taking him over.
a screenshot of user gulf of mexico blue spiral emoji, @saystay.bsky.social posted one day ago: stinky made this hashtag trumpshutdown. this was as a quote reskeet to user mickeyhomerun, @jfkfan.bsky.social, posted the same day, hashtag trumpshutdown more stink from stinky. they included a photo of the back of the cornball pres, with text in all caps that reads STINKY. as we know, it is extremely brave and mature to call a despot that shits his pants "stinky." as readers of history, we know this will definitely prevent mass murder.
a screenshot of a search result for the poster OP referred to. the screenshot reads: Instagram kang-min lee tv, 2 hours ago. "i was just fired from my job (AGAIN) for my conservative beliefs. they tried to silence m..." the rest of the title is cut off by the character limit. the brief page sample says, "hello everyone. my name is kangmin lee and i was just fired from my job from my conservative beliefs. this wasn't about my job performance..." the sampled page content ends there.
an illustration of a human ancestor, the yunxian man 2, from around 400k-600k years ago. he is visible from the shoulders-up. has dark brown, medium length, wavy hair, a pronounced brow ridge, monolid eyelids with soulful, attentive eyes, a small nose, strong cheekbones, and full lips. and has a short beard, a moustache trimmed well to frame his lips. he has a flower tucked into his hair, just over his left ear. his chest and shoulders are quite hairy. what a ridiculously handsome caveman. image credit jiannan bai/xijun ni
a meme of an old man in a red shirt, shrugging. as if he's skipped by all the steps of bargaining, the text reads "i guess i'll serve"
a screenshot of a podcast short, with the focus on patton oswalt as a guest. he has large, over-the-ear cup style headphones, a greige and white floral hawaiian shirt buttoned about halfway and a plain white shirt under that. his mouth is open mid word. he's seated in front of a microphone. the text reads: "hurry the fuck up"
an old comic panel of a person leaning against a window, looking out to the silhouette of a city, saying "what a stupid time to be alive"
a comic panel of batman and raphael, the ninja turtle, dramatically standing in the rain. batman says, "i think we're gonna have to keel this guy, raphael." raphael responds, "cowabummer!"
a screenshot of the title and byline of an article on the new york times. the menu bar, showing related tropics, says "zharly cork killing" "memorial" "fusing politics and xhristianity" and "who was cork." the article title says "daily caller opinion column 'explicitly' calls for violence." the byline reads, "the column, by editor at large geoffrey ignersoll, calls for "blood in the streets" in response to violence against conservatives."
a short clip of a man in white and gold robes with hair in a top knot. the subtitles read "morning, morning" i have no idea what this show is
a screencap of @miniminuteman milo rossi, edited to have a huge head with big alien eyes, pointing at the screen. behind him are colorful, psychedelic waves. there's poorly aligned text that reads "FED SPOTTED" on the top and bottom. i considered deep frying but it's a moldy enough meme with just compression
markiplier pointing with the text "federal agent"
a portion of the new testament of the bible often left out, which is the later half of jesus' "when i was hungry, you fed me" text. text reads "you did not do it for me." reference: matthew 25:41-46 text reads: (41) “Then he will say to those on his left, ‘Depart from me, you who are cursed, into the eternal fire prepared for the devil and his angels. (42) For I was hungry and you gave me nothing to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me nothing to drink, (43) I was a stranger and you did not invite me in, I needed clothes and you did not clothe me, I was sick and in prison and you did not look after me.’ (44) “They also will answer, ‘Lord, when did we see you hungry or thirsty or a stranger or needing clothes or sick or in prison, and did not help you?’ (45) “He will reply, ‘Truly I tell you, whatever you did not do for one of the least of these, you did not do for me.’ (46) “Then they will go away to eternal punishment, but the righteous to eternal life.” end text. this notably does not mention killing homeless people.
a slightly slowed down gif of the clip with arrows pointing to the 2 most obvious areas, part of the background and his hands.
lou wilson laughing and covering his face with a small notebook
a screenshot from an episode of gastronauts. angela giarratana having a crown made of charcuterie and pastry placed on her head. she also has salami and olives as dangling earrings and a necklace made of crostini, baby tomatoes, basil, and mozzarella balls
a screenshot of a digital art canvas with a reference image in a small floating box of a cute fluffy baby sealion, and under it, a very goofy and somewhat alarming scribble of said baby sealion, looking like a melting homunculus creature of baby sealion
an article from august 29, 2025: Grappler Device Rips Axle Off Stolen Chevy Cruze The suspect driving the reportedly stolen car and two passengers were arrested after the car was brought to a dramatic stop. photo from michigan state Police shows a vehicle's rear axel and its wheels attached to a black strap, attached to a yellow strap with a spring on it, connected to the front of a cop car. there are a couple other cop cars across three lanes.
an article title reads: A grown man grabbed a US Open player's signed hat from a kid. The internet found him. the byline describes: A viral courtside clip sparked outrage. Outlets identified the fan as Polish CEO Piotr Szczerek-now critics are torching his company's reviews. note: szczerek commented, stating things are "first come first serve," "if you were faster, you would have it," threatened critics, and has gone into hiding.
a slight edit of an old album cover in 1990s 3d graphics. it's a aqua and royal blue background with a flowing, splashing, water-like appearance, as if you're in a deep pool, looking up. weighted 3d letters in a yellow to orange ombre seems as if it's just dived into the water. the text reads NOW that's what i call rancid 7. the word rancid covers over the word "music. "
a screenshot of a thread. the first post is marked as "post not found." dan replied to it "It doesn't sound like you had much affinity for POC to begin with, which is a you problem. Why don't you grow up and act right?" memedavis responded, "You fucking fool. You have absolutely no clue. Have you had Ray Charles sing a song about you? Take a seat."
a weirdo responding quote, "screw you. it's not only elvis. this is a short form limited character discussion and it's abundantly apparent that the more complex and arcane historical examples beyond Elvis would require that you had more depth than E brittanica." (i'd sent them an encyclopedia britannica link and an npr link just previously lmao)
the disaster girl meme. it is a photo of a smirking girl indirectly facing the camera. behind her, a firetruck and several firefighters are attempting to put out a house fire.
an illustration of the shinzo abe doohickey with text on the side that reads "this machine kills fascists," a reference to the text on woody guthrie's guitar
a meme of a penguin butler holding out a tray with clown shoes on it. text reads "your shoes"
a screenshot from the 1990s american darkstalkers cartoon, with morrigan aensland flying toward the viewer. her right shoulder appears to be disconnecting from the socket, her face appears to be that of a 50 year old british woman's, no references were used in this animation
an old tweet by transphobe tracy terfy-raptor at didoreth where they say, in full: "the word woman means adult human female, like hen means adult human chicken. you may want to mangle language to the point of meaninglessness, the rest of us aren't playing." lmao
a beautifully holographic blue-pink-purple-green skeleton whacks a floating tv with a wood baseball bat. it follows the momentum of the bat, and as the skeleton lifts the bat for another strike, the tv returns to its floating position.
tom cardy's famous song, hycybh or "have you checked your butthole"
automatic alt text labeling a gif of grover watching kermit write k on the screen as an incorrect "elmo and kermit from sesame street next to each other and kissing." huh???