Gullible Seagull 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🍟🐦

@gull.scot

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Your friendly neighbourhood fish and chips connoisseur. He/him! >18!

Screenshot from the infamous Handsforth Parish Council meeting with meme text "Read the standing orders! Read them and understand them!"
A rat stands at a tiny xylophone, with caption "Neil banging out the tunes April 13, 2006".
Meme image of two astronauts looking at the Earth, one pointing a gun at the other. Text "It's all discourse?" "It always was."
Fallout 4 screenshot meme: "Everyone disliked that."
My Merriam Webster word for 2026 is Potato.
Screenshot from Stellaris showing the initial message for "The Horizon Signal" storyline.
Blue, the main character from Rio, a smug blue bird.
A man wears a costume of french fries.
A screenshot of two Bluesky posts in reply to my post. One is offering me chips, the other is threatening to shoo me away from their chips.
Pokémon Go screenshot showing I'm at level 54 following the levelling changes.
Screenshot of Google Photos of "memory" 9 years ago showing dumplings in dip and some fried flatbread.
Screenshot from Pokémon Go showing I've levelled up to level 40 - at one time the highest player level in the game.
a tweet from @FenPup saying “You’re nervous? You’d like to ask your friends to start treating you more like a dog than an equal? the group pet? don’t know how to break the question? the dog you’re following that shared this tweet? this is them asking (dog emoji)”
A Matt cartoon. A seagull sits on a fence at the seaside speaking to a hand holding microphone: "I've now been advised that I shouldn't have taken those chips and I've referred myself to the ethics adviser"
Pokémon Go screenshot showing a gift from WhyrlGryph from a location called "What happens when you feed seagulls?"
Pokémon Go screenshot showing a 12km egg.
Cloud photograph, the cloud on the left looks like Winnie the Pooh looking to the right, and the cloud on the right looks like Yoda facing towards the camera.
Screenshot from Pokémon Go showing a shiny Wingull!
Pizza crunch supper with chips.
A list of 41 rejected petitions from the search "death penalty"
A screenshot from the UK Parliament petitions website. "Repeal the Online Safety Act" is currently the most popular petition with 4,984 signatures in the last hour. Second place is "Urgently fulfil humanitarian obligations to Gaza" with 3,174 signatures in the past hour.
An anthropomorphic seagull wearing a red hoodie steals fries from a defeated Hulk Hogan at Wrestlemania. Generated through Copilot.
A photograph of a seagull with a slice of bread stuck around its beak, covering its face.
Close up photo of some cherries.
A man stands in the River Ness fishing, adjacent to Ness Bridge.
Just buy minced beef?
A corduroy hat with seagull and fries motif, by @birdietam.art
An anthropomorphic seagull hugs a soldier, welcoming the soldier into his home. Cartoon accompanied by text "Repeal the 3rd!"
Episode I: The Phantom Menace title crawl text: "Turmoil has engulfed the Galactic Republic. The taxation of trade routes to outlying star systems is in dispute."
The "cast" from early sci-fi puppet show, Space Patrol.
An advert poster in a bus shelter that says "It has to be fries."
An anxious Gull sits in a room filled with chips watching a news story on TV with the headline "Chips Running Out!"
A scene from Space Patrol - a robot talks with a man-sized bird (the Gabblerdictum), and a sentient leek from Uranus (the 60s absolutely knew what it was doing).
Gull dresses as the Pope, surrounded by cardinals (the birds) dressed in red robes.
A sassy seagull character wears a red hoodie with the classic "Atomkraft? Nein danke." logo, except "Atomkraft?" has been replaced by "Gooning?"
A screenshot of an orc from Lord of the Rings. The original subtitle said "Looks like meat's back on the menu boys!" but has been altered to say "pizza's" instead of "meat's".
Q plays trumpet as part of a mariachi band, as Picard watches in frustration.
A low poly 3D model of an anthropomorphic seagull with yellow eyes wearing a red hoodie sitting in a Wetherspoon pub with a pint of beer and a plate piled high with chips.
Photograph of a can of Barr "Birthday Cake" soda.
An eagle hovers high above against a cloudy sky.
A Scottish country road winds off into the distance, surrounded by hills.
A McDonalds cup with straw containing a green milkshake.
Sonic syndrome test results: I'm Metal Sonic (schizoid).
A young male Chinese chef is speaking to the camera. Translated subtitles say "Quick-fried Double Crunchy (pig aorta and duck gizzard)".
A drop down selection menu for Gender with options: F; M; Male; Female; Famale; Felmale; High School visit on March 17; Gender; International High School Visit at Ho Chi Minh City at March 19
Some blue stilton and goats cheese reduced to clear.
A pigeon stands on a roadside fence in the foreground, with a kebab shop "Tasty Spot" visible on the other side of the road. Due to perspective, the pigeon is about the same size as the shop.
Wartime poster of a cartoon seagull digging fries out of the soil with text "DIG FOR VICTORY".
Popeye's classic chicken sandwich.
Definitely not a bottle of beer with a picture of a seagull on the label.
A KFC double down with fries and drink.
Table of results for the best starter question broken up for various demographic splits.
A sign affixed to a lamppost at the seaside reads "Don't feed the gulls. Just bin it."
The Big Cheese from Samurai Pizza Cats monologues "I've created a device that turns boys into girls and girls into boys. Let's see what that does for the equal rights amendment."
Clip from the cartoon GI Joe, Dr Mindbender's henchman reports there are intruders and Dr Mindbender yells for him to OVERRIDE!!
Stone Cold Steve Austin gives a middle finger to Vince McMahon in a wrestling ring.