Elegy Graft

@gustav-grift.bsky.social

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I write the stories that make readers ask the important questions, like, "Is reading actually good?" and "Why isn't this site better moderated?" Formerly published as Gustav Grift. (They/Them)

An image of the X-Men Villain Mister Sinister, paced so that he appears to be part of an L.L. Bean ad reading, "L.L. Bean: Best Worn to Make Summer Memories"
A paragraph from the "Mister Sinister" wikipedia article that begins, "By 1994, Mister Sinister was popular enough that Chef Boyardee used him to advertise its pasta," before launching into more typical fictional comic book villain stuff.
A sign from a children's science museum showing that T-Rex was strong...and also handsome, as on a Dr. Chuck Tingle cover.
A guy in a painting gets beheaded as two lovers inadvertently glance upon it while in the throes of passion.
Coach McGuirk brings his favorite: Black Hole Brew
Andrew W.K.'s face covered in blood from the cover of the album I Get Wet, and the lyrics to Party Hard, which read, "When it's time to party we will always party hard/Party hard (party hard, party hard, party hard party hard, party hard)/All right"
Shirt featuring a stylized depiction of a cop being obliterated by a beam cannon, the the words icebreaker above and inverted below.
A bottle of the wretched extinct beverage Fruit Craze
A reposted Mountain Goats joke about metalcore and Edgar Poe, liked 420 times.