Dr. Guy Incognito DDS

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Poorly anonymized historian of the conspiracist far right.

Picture of the curved concrete cell walls of the Union Station Metro platform (Friendship Height side).
The Acela breakfast sandwich.
Sluggo in some shrubs, looking stunned with heart eyes, radiating hearts while looking at Nancy being cool as hell, wearing sunglasses and a sick leather jacket, zooming away on a skateboard.
A Spacing Guild Navigator (presumed) as depicted in Dune (2021).
Jared Harris as Valery Legasov in Chernobyl (2019) looking horrified through a pair of binoculars.
"And can the liberties of a nation be thought secure when we have removed their only firm basis, a conviction in the minds of the people that these liberties are of the gift of God? That they are not to be violated but with his wrath? Indeed I tremble for my country when I reflect that God is just: that his justice cannot sleep forever: that considering numbers, nature and natural means only, a revolution of the wheel of fortune, an exchange of situation, is among possible events: that it may become probable by supernatural interference! The Almighty has no attribute which can take side with us in such a contest."
A plant sticking out of the fence at the edge of the meadow, tentatively ID'd as Oligoneuron rigidum.
An ad taped to a light pole, printed on standard printer paper. Inexplicably, the edges are torn. Most of the ad is the American Girl logo. Text below that reads: "AMERICAN GIRL DOLL FOR SALE: $80; I live in the area so just know we can always meet a [sic] local train stop of your choosing. I only contact through email please make sure to know that the price includes clothing." Another area of text is set off to the right by a line. It reads: "Pre-used doll from the era of 2000s if you would like to buy the doll; contact me at" and then the email address has been scribbled out (by me).
Photograph of Nesta Webster in her 50s.
Translucent outline of Iran superimposed over its equivalent area of the US. The area includes most of the South and Midwest.
The image of the futuristic city used for the "the future world if" meme.
Donald Trump's fucked up ghoul right hand, missing it's typical wood filler coating, as captured at Madison Square Garden tonight.
No-arm Ponda Baba again. Still looking pretty chill about the whole "old man just cut off your arm with his laser sword" thing.
Ponda Baba from Star Wars (1977) with his arm gone just below the shoulder. Honestly, he looks pretty chill about it.
A well-loved kei van tooling around Forest Hills in Boston. The driver and license plate are scribbled out.
A Penstemon hirsutus in bloom, surrounded by various other plants.
A large golden oyster mushroom in a metal bowl. As far as oyster mushrooms grown outdoors go, this thing looks like a supermodel.
Screenshot of the current weather conditions somewhere. Full sun, 85f, feels like 93. "Scattered light rain showers are expected. The high will be 95. Air quality: 54; Wind: 9mph; Humidity: 57%; Visibility: 9.9mi; Pressure: 30.02in; Dew Point: 69 (blech).
A cluster of Eastern Red Columbine flower buds. One is nearly open. It's got a kind of pinkish meat color and with a fleshy texture covered in tiny hairs. The top of the bud has a cluster of horns that look like a claw. Plant native plants to enjoy these kinds of freakish wonders.
The left side of Folio XXVI from Tercia etas Mundi of the Nuremberg Chronicle. I don't know Latin, but I'm pretty sure it's depicting the descendants of Jacob and their wives (where relevant) and connecting them via a family plant (decidedly not a tree). The images of the various descendants are hand-colored, though clearly some have faded with time.
Homer sitting on the couch watching TV, wearing a jersey and holding a beer in one hand and a pennant in the other. The pennant has the word "SPIDERS" superimposed on to it.
A picture of a random white guy's arm with a blood draw line running into it. The needle site is covered by gauze.
Cropped screenshot of the page that come up when you fill out the survey after becoming a DSA member. Text reads: "All done! Thank you for taking our quick member survey! Welcome to DSA."
A medium-large tan and white mixed breed dog flopped on a concrete slab in the sun
A case of Driscoll's organic raspberries. They look great.
Portion of the image quoted highlighting the "Cost of Living", favorable/unfavorable question. Overall: 23-76 Republicans: 51-47 Independents: 12-87 Democrats: 2-98
Five Spam Musubi on a plate, with another one in the background on some wax paper. For those unfamiliar: rectangle of sticky rice, slice of Spam fried in sugar/soy sauce mix (I add oster sauce, too), wrapped in nori. The pinnacle of 20th century Pacific cuisine, the greatest ocean on earth. Ring of Fire numbah one, baybee!
Cropped image of a chart showing partisan control of the U.S. presidency and legislature from 1931-1933 through 1995-1997. On the left side of the chart, Republican control of Congress collapses and is replaced by half a century of Democratic control, with a few very brief interludes aside from Republican control of the Senate in the 80s. The presidency belongs to the Dems for 20 years before the parties trade off more regularly and the Reagan years happen.
Two dogs in a dog bed. One is an older ridgeback mix with a white snout, laying a bit like a seal. The other is a tan/white bully/boxer mix, laying with her head draped over the other dog.
A small spray paint stencil that originally read "Israel targets civilians" upon which someone has desperately tried to scratch out the word "Israel".
Google Maps view of the entire U.S. Home and Work icons are in Massachusetts. There is a hand-drawn red line around southern California, Southern Nevada, and most of Arizona.
Photograph of the Brunel Way bus station in Slough, UK. It's a long, undulating, metal-skinned building with what looks like a giant mouth at one end and a tail at the other.
Louis Hine's photograph titled "No time for School in 1911." It shows about fifty children posing for a picture in their workplace, a coal mine. All of them are wearing mismatched and/or damaged clothing covered in coal dust. Coal dust also covers many of their faces, especially around their mouths. Of the fifty, no more than 3 are smiling.
A photograph of Arthur's Seat in Holyrood Park in Edinburgh, taken from one of the lower peaks. It's very rocky with low grass and mud clinging to the slope.
Photograph of the Wojtek the Bear Memorial in Edinburgh. Shows a life-sized bronze statue of Wojtek the Bear and some guy next to him. Behind him is a bronze relief showing Wojtek's war service.
Front cover of Lizabeth Cohen's "A Consumer's Republic: The Politics of Mass Consumption in Postwar America."
Frame from Goodfellas (1990) where Tommy has just optimistically entered a basement under the impression he's finally about to become a made man. SPOILER ALERT. The guys behind him are a second away from shooting him in the head.
Picture of gravestones at the Cambridge American Cemetery and Memorial. Thousands of white marble crosses interspersed with Stars of David across a green lawn.
Picture of an advertising screen. Heavily blue-tinted picture of the Kansas City skyline is the background. From top to bottom it shows: "KANSAS CITY MISSOURI"; then there is an outline of the US with a red heart in the center of it with the letters "KC"; below that it reads "FOR THE WORLD FROM THE HEART; then at the bottom there is a red banner that says "JOUW THUIS IN HET HART VAN AMERIKA."
Picture taken through a shop window. Various items are visible in the background. In the center of the image are two hobbyhorses (those horse heads on sticks old timey kids used to run around on) with ears, nostrils, and mouths, but no eyes at all. Their mouths are open, as if in a very gentle scream.
A big glass bottle of Sainsbury's Sparkling Sicilian Lemonade.
A can of Dash Lime Sparkling Water.
A bottle of Volvic Touch of Lemon & Lime. The label reads "Sugar Free" which might have led an innocent traveller to assume that meant that it was unsweetened. That innocent traveller was, it turns out, a rube.
Text ad with an image. Image is of a river flowing out of mountains. The mountains are enclosed in a shape that looks like a flying saucer/UFO. Text reads: FOR REAL! YOUR SERVICE MODULES HAVE RETURNED FOR YOU DUE PHYSICAL SURVIVAL! FOR STANDING OFFER OF PROOF SEND S.A.S.E TO: A.T.A. BASE 1500 N. TEXAS WESLACO, TX 78596 FUNCTIONAL GOVERNMENT READY FOR TAKEOVER with Ultimate Weaponry! SURVIVE WITH THE VICTORS! Add 1 1/2 Dimensions To your present 3 1/2 Einsteinic Dimensions FOR UNLIMITED ENERGY-POLLUTION & TAX-FREE. PLUS A FREE HIDE OF LAND FOR EACH FAMILY UNIT 7 FRICTIONLESS TRANSPORTATION VEHICLES.
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Text ad. Text reads: DR. WILLARD'S WATER AS SEEN ON TV; now you can buy at the lowest prices int he country; 1oz clear $4.95+75cents shipping; 4oz XXX dark $8.50+$1.00 shipping; CAW DISTRIBUTING COMPANY'S new marketing plan makes possible prices. 1oz of WW makes a full gallon. Distributors needed to sell WW through multi-level sales. You may find WW at higher prices in other marketing plans, but you will not find it at the low prices we have. Send in your order today or write for more information on the marketing plan to R&L, 9406 Bataan St., Dept. 5C; Mpls, MN 55434.
A light brown, almost caramel-colored liquid in a pot with a whisk. There are a few bubbles in the liquid.
William Monroe Trotter, the Black civil rights leader who led the attempt to ban Birth of a Nation in Boston.
Screenshot of text. Text reads: "【Durable】Our anime stickers are durable, more than 3 years for outdoor and more than 5 years for interior decoration"
Pamphlet cover in red and blue on paper that was probably originally white but has now faded to that classic aged beige. Text reads: "The HIDDEN HAND; By MARY M. DAVISON-Secretary; COUNCIL ON AMERICAN RELATIONS; MAKING VISIBLE THE INVISIBLE GOVERNMENT OF THE COUNCIL ON FOREIGN RELATIONS; OPEN LETTERS TO A UNITED STATES SENATOR." "HIDDEN HAND" is written so as to resemble dripping blood. In the center of the image, a huge red fist is hovering above the Capitol dome. The action lines around it make it unclear if the fist is about to smash the dome or if it's just hanging out menacingly.
Panel from Watchmen where Dr. Manhattan vaporizes Rorschach. Text over the Rorschach mist cloud reads "Seth Moulton."
Who are you in late-parliamentary Egypt? Your Result: Vanguard Wafdist 81% result You are one of the younger, more radical Wafdists. Active in the student movement, you believe the Wafd to be the movement of Egypt's national struggle. However, frustrated by the seniority of the upper cadres, and feeling the pinch of social inequality, you have become convinced of the need for sweeping economic and social reform, and for a more antagonistic stance towards the Palace. You are not a Marxist, but you have read socialist literature with a degree of sympathy. 62% Free Officer 57% Communist 36% Old-Guard Wafdist 32% Young-Egypt Nationalist 23% Radical Ikhwani 19% Muslim Brotherhood Leadership 7% Royalist
Screenshot of Judge Doom from Who Framed Roger Rabbit? when he's finally revealed his fucked up sprout of white hair and crazy red cartoon eyes.
Grainy black and white picture of a middle-aged white guy with a 60s crew cut, glasses, and the most rectangular head I've seen in a long time. Caption reads: Dr. Harold Buttram, Blooming Glen, Pa.
Screenshot of text. Text reads: Students and families from Alpha School Brownsville who spoke to WIRED say younger age groups at the school lacked a dedicated social studies or history curriculum, though older kids learned those subjects. Brownsville parents said they also saw other gaps in their kids’ educations. One parent says that when their son left Alpha as an 8-year-old, he could read words quickly but didn’t comprehend what he was reading. When he enrolled as a third grader at his new school, the parent says, he was writing at a kindergarten level. And when writing by hand, he would get to the end of a line and curve down into the margins, not knowing he was supposed to move to the next line. “All Alpha taught him was read fast, learn your vocabulary, and move on,” the parent says.
Yoda on his deathbed in Return of the Jedi, looking all fucked up.
Aerial photograph of part of Berlin in late-1945. The roads are clear, but nearly every building still standing has no roof or windows. Where there aren't buildings, there's just rubble.
Screenshot of a text box at the bottom of an old newspaper. Text reads: "SEQUIM" the healthiest place in the world; from statistics compiled by University of Washington."
A big freshly tilled rectangular patch of dry soil seen from one corner. On one side is lawn (gross) and the other side is a scraggly meadow. In the distance is the neighbor's lawn (gross) with a soccer net.