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27, Queer, Nonbinary Married to the amazing: @sailormelian.bsky.social Art lover, Nerd Game Enjoyer, General Hobby Enthusiast. Will play/listen to most things at least once. Here for humor, culture, and occasional NSFW. Minors, Bigots, Losers DNI

Seto Kaiba from Yu Gi Oh recoiling in anguish.
Magic card for the Final Fantasy Set featuring Vaan from Final Fantasy XII. 2R Vaan, Street Thief Legendary Creature-Human Scout Whenever one or more Scouts, Pirates, and/or Rogues you control deal combat damage to a player, exile the top card of that players library. You may cast it. If you don't, create a Treasure Token. Whenever you cast a spell you don't own, put a +1/+1 counter on each Scout, Pirate, and Rogue you control. 2/2
Literally what OP was doing that started this entire situation.
Magic the Gathering Card Creature Guy, from the joke set Unhinged. 3G Creature-Beast 3/3 Gotcha- Whenever and Oppnent says "Creature" or "Guy," you may say "Gotcha!" If you do, return Creature Guy from your graveyard to your hand. Art depicts a horrific shrieking abomination standing upright, composed of features belonging to Deer, Rabbits, and various Big Cats. Just a giant fucking gnarly looking Guy.
Magic the Gathering Card Soothsaying 1 Blue enchantment with 3BB: Shuffle your Library. X:Look at the top X cards of your library and put them back in any order.
Comedic Tweet from @ProBirdRights posted 16 August 2013 saying "I am uncomfortable when we are not about me?"
Magic the Gathering Card Brilliant Ultimatum, 2 White, 3 Blue, and 2 Black Mana. Art depicts a Beacon of light shining down in 4 rays in an Arcane Sanctum, illuminating a series of Warped mirrors and casting dancing lights onto the walls and ceiling. A Figure stands in the doorway of the sanctum, looking on at the unknown ritual.