dog lady (commissions open)

@guywith.dog

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lady. with dog. https://guywith.dog i also run @buelfest.guywith.dog which should not be a surprise

my dog assaulting a local dj with kandi on in her ball pit. he has his ear protection on as well as his sick ass custom leather vest with a homemade velcro patch matching the above descriptions.
discord message, in response to "ai poisons whatever it touches, I'm coming from a holistic experience": "Bless Douglas Adams! Well, it poisons my projection background animation. Been burning my friends Arc B70 for 16 hours now to loop one damn clip. He got solar power tho. Ive been called AI slop king meanwhile... Just for one background... but damn, animating all that in VDB wld burn more coal on my side... I mean its just one thing isnt it... AI slop clouds attached, look at them, its worth it! I mean they just beg to add unicorns there flying around ^^". attached is the most bland, boring, generic ai generated image of clouds you can possibly imagine.
flyer for a twitch stream on my twitch channel, guywith_dog, called impromptufest. tomorrow at 4pm est
wet dog lick hand
the quoted image being in the physical zine, as i mentioned it would be
bueller is taking a walk and it fucken wimdy as they say
Their musik are like Sledge-hammer Head-beat-hits... Into the spongebrain...
big shrimp wearing a chef's hat in a sort of Endless Culinary Void and surrounded by uhhh noodles made of light?, with a recipe for fried rice below them and the text "ARE YOU TELLING ME" above.
screenshot of a cut the rope dariacore song ("tool box" by soundcloud user nom)(which for the record is *not* an example of the presented phenomenon) with one of the little bars in the soundcloud waveform labeled "the word "fuck" 300 thousand times in a row" and the rest labeled "instrumental"
commission sheet with banana (default touchdesigner image) detailing the many things i will do for you for money
DOG IN A BALL PIT
poster with some crt effects and matrix-y text idk
comm sheet described below. banana.
discord user temberlin telling me my td work is "great" :) ty temberlin
bueller (black and white mini aussie) in a ballpit full of plastic balls, tongue out, lookin silly.
bueller at the clerb.
my friend, who needs money. basementc on venmo and basementcc on cashapp.
a screenshot of my jellyfin instance's page for the columbo series. the first item under "more like this" is neon genesis evangelion.
we ran out of posts from your follows. here's bullshit.
8 glass paws from buelfest's wonderful sponsor Nora Reed Designs
ominous image of a stage, primed for performance. this is a buelfest teaser.
"that's that me aspresso" by ok slime on soundcloud
buelfest set information. main fest total set duration: 23:20:20 afterparty total set duration: 5:15:24 total duration: 28:35:44 main set count: 91 afterparty set count: 10 total count: 101 main set average length: 0:15:23
david byrne and his friends stare at a light suspended in much the same way that a light was suspended in underscores's hit wallsocket tour during you don't even know who i am
subtitles in video but it's the frost children getting interviewed by a guy of some sort, they don't know my name (i haven't told them) but they know my dog
one day remains. extend your buelfest 2025 deadline today!
rolling stone dot com is using my motion sensors
bueller wink at camera
bueller nose takes up most of the frame. tongue out. he looks silly as FUCK
hoping ocr can get you through most of this, but let me know if it has trouble and I'll copy stuff down. i'm at 8:20pm ET on august 9th though smiley emoticon
bueller is hoping you feel better
the speakers in the studio are blaring vylet pony's remix of We Are Number One
cover art for dap: an action-adventure/horror game
idea that I've written down in the obsidian note taking app: dog drifting. dog that drifts. like a car. drifting dog.
just a really large amount of snares. i only caught the tail end.
delectable-looking split pea soup filling a mug to the brim
bueller staring excitedly in two directions at once with a dazzlingly beautiful custom leather jacket on, featuring a little pocket with a hole in it for his poop bags, a velcro swatch for patches, a booklet of leather rectangles for signing, a small caribeaner for his ear protection, and a pocket for his sharpie
1k followers. i have them
bueller (described in pins) is in my arms, posed exactly like the mural behind him, which looks EXACTLY like him. but is not him.
bueller (described in pinned reply) naps on a couch, tongue poking out of his mouth, paws crossed.
bueller, described in pins, sniffs the camera, front feet visible on the floor and top half of face out of frame.
nugget peering out of a cloth wrapped around my dad, sniffing the air. his nose takes up most of his face. the forest surrounds him.
nugget, very old, very small dog, yanking steak from my dad's hand with all his might (he doesn't have much)
closeup of bueller, described in pins, eyes bulging and tongue out
bueller (described in pins) stares at you.
twitch's automod holding a message from mintymintymints that says wrruff are bow bow motherfucker
a poster for ultrapopular fest, a urlfest at twitch.tv/ultrapoprecords on tuesday at 3pm et featuring me and a bunch of other cool people i will give you a list if you ask but im tired rn
bueller, described in pins, stares into the camera serenely while his head rests on a stuffed animal.
basically the same photo, except bueller's mouth is closed and his eyes look to the side. he is drunk on anesthetic.
a changelog for the obsidian notetaking app: What's new in v1.8.10: No longer broken
bueller (described in one of the replies to my pinned skeet) looks out the door of my room. photo is taken pointing up at his face. he is very blurry and excited. wish him good luck.
an itemized estimate for a dental treatment plan for my dog. the estimate is for about $1400, with the actual number having a range of $788.50 to $1423.50.
bueller (described in a reply to my pinned skeet), mouth open, looking to the left. he is on the right side of the frame, with a white wall and very green grass visible on the other side. his face looks astonished, mouth agape.
If this person is applying for assistance, you do not have to answer the next set of questions. If this person is applying for assistance, the next set of questions must be completed.
two security questions, the first is "if you could be an animal, what animal would you be" which anyone with a concrete answer to will be shouting it from the rooftops anyway, and the other is "what concert have you attended" which is self explanatory
lights and lyrics synced to poplife by umru and underscores. the lights are perfectly synced and the lyrics are a bit warped and glowy and look like they're being reflected in a foggy mirror.
the breakfast milkshake in question (strawberry banana with a frankly unnecessary amount of cream)
lemon's "3d demo 3: the last drop", specifically the bit with a spinning vector object captioned "Wow! Spinning Vector Object!"
wii noises. the sounds of someone opening the mii channel. i probably got the sfx wrong leave me alone