hartmantis aka cheese

@h.gripe

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he/they | infra eng | games | music | corgos | @cheese@hachyderm.io on the tooter | née @roboticcheese from the xitter

The opening scene of Johnny Mnemonic that takes place “inside the internet”. A very 1990s VR sequence with the text “Internet - 2021”, then a rapid zoom out to Keanu Reeves’s eye opening and cut to a hotel TV screen that says “New Darwin Inn - Your wake-up call - Time: 10:30 a.m. / 10:30 hours - Date: Thursday, 17 January 2021 - Local Temperature: 29°C 84°F
Screenshot of the bottom left corner of the music app Supersonic, showing it's playing "Amish Paradise" by "Weird Al" Yankovic, off the album Bad Hair Day
Large video board outside main arena area with text reading “Cyndi Lauper - Girls Just Wanna Have Fun - Farewell Tour” and an image of Cyndi Lauper with pink hair and just vibing.
Opening theme of the English language Nickelodeon version of the '80s koala-themed anime Adventures of the Little Koala, showing koalas with their penguin and rabbit friends playing on the slide, flying airplanes, surfing, riding in a spaceship, air ballooning, and generally having wholesome fun.
Screenshot of my Letterboxd reviews for October, 2024 (from bottom to top): - Dark Star - 3/5 - Assault on Precinct 13 - 4/5 - Halloween - 4.5/5 - Someone’s Watching Me - 3.5/5 - Elvis - 2.5/5 - The Fog - 3.5/5 - Escape from New York - 4/5 - The Thing (2011) - 3/5 - The Thing (1982) - 5/5 - Christine - 4/5 - Starman - 4/5 - Big Trouble in Little China - 4/5 - Prince of Darkness - 4.5/5 - Memoirs of an Invisible Man - 2/5 - Body Bags - 3/5 - In the Mouth of Madness - 5/5 - Village of the Damned - 2.5/5 - Escape from L.A. - 3.5/5 - Vampires - 3/5 - Ghosts of Mars - 3/5 - Cigarette Burns - 4/5 - Pro-Life - 2/5 - The Ward - 2.5/5
Screenshot of my October Letterboxed reviews, all from October 6th, of the first four movies directed by John Carpenter: - Dark Star - 3/5 - Assault on Precinct 13 - 4/5 - Halloween - 4.5/5 - Someone’s Watching Me! - 3.5/5
Theatrical poster for the 1998 Patrick Swayze vehicle Black Dog; “Swayze” in large font above a composite image of Swayze’s face and a semi truck; the tagline “The only way to stay safe is to stay moving” in smaller font; the film title in large font at the bottom.
Image of the Bluesky "10 million users" celebration alert showing me as joining July 31, 2023 and being user # 437733
Three middle-aged men on a stage; one in a vintage white suit crooning into a white microphone stand; the other two in matching white pants and yellow shirts and playing bass and guitar.
Music schedule for day 1 of the 2024 Bumbershoot Seattle arts and music festival, as detailed on their website: https://bumbershoot.com/music-lineup/
Screenshot from the Washington Post. Headline: “Scientists may have found a radical solution for making your hamburgers less bad for the planet” below a photo of a cow nibbling on the backside of the person standing in front of him.
Screenshot of my first skeet. The content is unimportant but is “*taps mic* Is this thing on?”. Underneath the header with my name and username are two bulleted items labeled “he/him” and “they/them”.
“Thank you for being a GIG Car Share Member. While we at AAA remain committed to developing services that empower our Members to navigate the future with confidence, we’ve made the difficult decision to conclude Gig operations as of December 27, 2024.”
Screenshot of a DuckDuckGo search results page saying “No results found for ‘Horny on Vein’”