H0FF3R

@h0ff3r.com

328 Followers 1040 Following

Husband to my amazing wife, father to 1 human and 3 cats, Yooper, and aspiring Information Security semi-professional. Having fun with Apple Shortcuts and AT Protocol lately. My bot is @h0ff3r-bot.bsky.social All opinions are my own.

A picture of a section of a backyard. There is a chain link fence, and beyond that are woods in the background. On the ground are 3 pallets, and a third is connected on the right side vertically.
Text on a bathroom wall “No Flush Until They Release The Files”
Photo of a brewery bathroom wall. The text reads “Fuck you DJT”
Me dressed as Santa in my relatives basement to surprise the children for Christmas. You see my face with a white fake beard and wig with a Christmas hat. I am wearing a read Santa suit and glasses with no lens.
A door in a bathroom. The first sign says “employees must wash hands before returning to work”. The second sign is a whole bunch of gooses asking the question “Are you pooping?”
A Google search of White House TikTok . The results are from Rueters, Yahoo News Canada and The White House. Both the Rueters and Yahoo News stories have headlines of the the White House launching a TikTok account. The White House has the headline of Extending the TikTok Enforcement Delay
An unamused cat wearing a rainbow colored hat
An elephant ear that already got some pieces torn off because it was so good.
A photo of Asmongold’s room. This was posted by himself https://x.com/Asmongold/status/1552100708958224385/photo/1
This is a screenshot of a short cut using the AT Toolbox. It will ask the user to input a handle. The will use the List Records action to list records in the collection app.bsky.feed.post for the given handle. It will then get a random record and show the text value.
A screenshot of the song Radioactive by Imagine Dragons in the Spotify player
A fire in my backyard in the backyard. I am holding a Spotted Cow by New Glarus Brewing Co.
List of actions in an iOS Shortcut. There are 3 actions. Get current weather at Current Location Get the AT Identifier for @hOff3r.com Make a & Text post from Get AT Identifier saying Weather Conditions
2:36 • 5G+ 58› CompTIA r/CompTIA u/Glittering-Bluebird1 • 2h Exam revoked? NET+ N+ Question So I was about 5 questions away from finishing my network+ exam (I saved the PBQs for last) and in what I would describe as not my proudest moment... I reached for an empty water bottle off of my desk and took a gentlemens leak under my desk out of view of the proctor The proctor put a message on my screen saying to move into camera view and once I did the proctor revoked my exam with my last 5 questions unanswered I was upset but kind of understood that I should've just went on and soldiered through even if I pissed myself to do it however I can't go back so l'll just retest A little bit later I log onto ComptiA and see that my exam is listed as a pass I'm just curious if my exam score was high enough without the last 5 questions to pass Will my certification stand or be revoked? 57 55 1
Meg Swan from “Best in Show” holds up a stuffed fish saying This is a fish.
A graphical chart from IDRlabs showing I prefer on the lower/lower middle class food. https://www.idrlabs.com/food-preference/test.php
Yoda smoking a joint. This was made with AI. No idea why Meta AI even allows this to be made.
A deer walking in a back yard that is wooded
A fire pit with sticks and logs inside on fire. There are logs drying by the fire pit. There is a man’s hand holding an open Oberon Light in the front of the photo. The background is wooded.
A fire in a fire pit, and a can of Miller Lite are in the for front of the photo. A man is holding the can. In the background is some woods.
A rocky beach on Lake Superior
Doe deer eating water in a wooded area
A wheat ale in a glass sitting on a table. In the background is some hot wheels, some pizza, napkins, and an arm.
A man filling a stainless steel cup up natural spring water. The cup has a sticker on it that says “Stay Weird”, and a hand doing the peace symbol in pride colors. The word weird is upside down and backwards.
A picture of a birds nest in a tree with baby birds in the nest
Screenshot of BlueSky posts. jack @j4ck.xyz • 4m feels right to post this here Picture of a text exchange. In the exchange is a photo of a dog. What's your dogs name? 4:45 PM Jerry 4:46 PM Jerry?? Why? 4:47 PM Followed be another post Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.so... • 6m stay safe out there
A man wearing pajamas that look like a storm trooper holding Mace Windu’s light saber
Partially drank beer sitting on a coaster on a bar top. The coaster is an ad for the dispensary Fire Station, and below the beer it says “ Stop, Shop & Roll”.
12 dyed plastic Easter Eggs
A selfie of a man and a fish
Fish fry basket with fries. Next to it is a glass of cold beer and a cup of water. The fish is pike / perch. The beer is a Grand Rabbits from Black Rocks Brewing Company
Black Light by Anderson Valley Brewing Company on a bar top
Wild T Mango by Wild Ohio beer on a bar top
A hardcover copy of Star Wars: The High Republic, The Fallen Star. The background is a kids room. A man’s hand is holding the book
Screenshot of information about a malicious site. The site is supposed to be for Joann Fabrics, but the url is joannoffical[.]com . The site was first indexed by Google in June of 2024
A cat rolling under the covers as the bed is being made. The bed has floral print sheets
Piece of ice in the shape of a blade. The handle is also part of the ice and is being held with a black mitten. The background is snow.
Photo of roses and sunflowers sitting on a piece of wood. In the center of one of the sunflower there are 2 wedding rings. These are the focal point of the photo.
A gray cat with a multi colored hat on
A screenshot of the muted words menu in the BlueSky app, displayed on a dark background. The list includes the following muted words: “nazi,” “Republican,” “Democrat,” “Trump,” and “Musk,” each followed by the text “in text & tags.” To the right of each muted word, there is an “X” icon for removing the word from the muted list. The design is clean and minimalistic. ALT text generated by AI
A photo of a closeup of a surprised cat face. The caption says “When you trusted a fart and you where wrong”
3 pumpkins. 1 is painted. 1 is carved as the Paw Patrol logo. 1 is carved as a face. This appears to be taken on a front porch.
A cat sitting in a child’s toy. The toy is much to small for her
The base of a lamp. There is a power outlets, on/off switch, and an Ethernet jack. Beside the Ethernet jack is a sticker that reads “Hi-Speed CAT. 5”.
A toddler skiing while being held and guided by a man
A picture of a boar behind a fence. The caption reads “when you come to work for IT”
A marshmallow roasting over a fire. The fire is in the town square.
Closeup photo of a cats face
A screenshot of a social media skeet by Hank Green (@hankgreen.bsky.social), dated December 6, 2024, at 7:58 PM. The skeet reads: “Does anyone who actually understands atprotocol pretty deeply follow me?? I have so many questions…” The skeet has 15 reposts, 1 quote, 758 likes, and 66 replies. Below the skeet, there is a reply from Paul Frazee (@pfrazee.com), saying “sure,” with 278 likes. Hank Green responds, “Oh…well…” with 91 likes. Paul Frazee replies again: “I’ll answer any questions you have! I just have one rule: no falling in love with me.”
Miller Lite beer bottle
Cat climbing on person. Person is wearing a festival hoodie, and the hood is pulled up
AI generated image of a turkey next to a stethoscope and a briefcase. The briefcase has an image of a lock on it. The background has the vibe of digital healthcare data.
Cat sitting in crib while wearing hat
Ad in local giveaway item Facebook group for Skyn condoms. Top commenter is offering to TP his house
Cat named Esmeralda
Coffee cup with Grogu with the caption of “yoda best dad ever”
Screenshot of my profile once I hit 100 followers
Cider in a pint glass
Return to Pearadise (Pear Infused Vodka, House Elderflower Liqueur, Lime, Cinnamon) drink at a local distillery. Next to it is a cribbage board.
Wallpaper of a Nokia Phone