Hazel

@hackneyhaz.bsky.social

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Stay left. Drink beer. Watch cricket (Glos CCC). Let football ruin you (Dons with added Celtic and Roma.) Swim wherever you can. She/her

Two older men sitting in a bench looking at players coming onto a cricket ground. Yellow smoke billows around and up from the players.
A large Swedish national flag - blue with an off centre (left) yellow cross - tied to trees and just resting on grass. Across the middle AFC WIMBLEDON. Is written in white. In the top right corner THE “NUTTY SWEDONS” is written, also in white.
A fox on a patio turning its head left.
Two champagne flutes with orange juice and prosecco in on a brown wooden table.
A dartboard in a pub with “Reserved @5.45” on the blackboard behind it. Below is an old cigarette advert with test in Gaelic.
Two bags of sweets in white gift bags adorned with a golden new moon. Behind this a blue glass vase with pink and cream spring flowers in.
A football ground with people waving flags and the football behind them. One flag says Old Fans on it and shows a wine bottle in a basket and a walking stick.
AFC Wimbledon fans celebrating a win in the South Stand at Plough Lane. Behind the fans are flags of Dave Beasant, Welcome to Plough Lane and We are the resurrection.
A six month old baby sat on her dad’s knee at a pub bar. She is poking her tongue out and flicking vs. Under her blue striped cardigan she has a Trickett babygro on.
A dark grey and black stag painted on a cobalt blue wall in London Fields. The stag’s horns are festooned with a string of multicoloured festive lights.
Screenshot of a headline that says “Bill Clinton says White House is usiIng him as a scapegoat after Epstein files release”
A screenshot of an email from Nottinghamshire CCC saying “Rooted in rebellion. Built for success. Our 2026 white-ball kits have arrived, proudly designed with the rich history and roots of Nottinghamshire firmly at the heart. Inspired by the rebellious nature of our county, the Vitality Blast kit features vibrant, defiant graphics that take creative cues from local street art.”
A scone, sliced in half on a serviette. Each half has a red jam on with clotted cream on top. To the right is a small pot of Rodda’s clotted cream with a wooden knife sticking out. Behind is a red cardboard box. All the items are on an airplane seat tray.
A glass of Kir Royal on a marble top table in a restaurant.
A lifesize fibreglass cow bending its neck to eat fake glass on a low platform outside a butchers and deli. The cow has a huge poppy around its neck.
A large TV screen in a bar showing tennis being played. The floor of the court is blue and behind the court area is written RIYADH.
A modern, wide , two tiered, shop-lined entrance through to Liverpool St Station in London. In the foreground are some green, large leaved plants. In the background a Hotel Chocolat shop is in the middle of the walkway. iPeople are visible walking to and from the station. On the second tier decorative lights are strewn over the glass balcony. In the centre, behind the balcony is a huge tower of Christmas presents.
A screen video of the Surrey CCC ticket website. A dropdown option called “What domestic team do you support” is selected and the video rolls back and forth through the options. These list 17 counties and an option of none. The 18th county, Gloucestershire, is missing.
A hand holds a cocktail with a pink grapefruit garnish and a red and white striped straw overlooking a cricket pitch and pavilion.
A white towelling headband with a silhouette of Graham Thorpe raising his bat. The headband is in clear wrapping with a blue Mind tag which has England cricket and Surrey logos on.
Old pub sign for Winchcombe Conservative Working Men’s Club.
A cheese and pickle roll on a wooden bar in a Bristol pub. There are three pints of real ale behind it and hand pumps in the background.
AFC Wimbledon fans celebrate at Wembley with the players in front after winning the League 2 play off final.
Spurs fans embrace in an East London pub as their team is victorious in the Europa League final.
A human sized furry womble in an AFC Wimbledon kit crowd surfs over fans at Plough Lane as Wimbledon beat Notts County in the play off semi final.
The Daily Telegraph front page has a picture of Anne Robinson who says she loathes the woke terrorises sucking the lifeblood from Britain” and articles headlined: “Labour donor’s praise for Hamas supporters” (which seems to be Dale Vincent saying something positive about the band Kneecap.) “The Greens are Corbynistas on steroids” “Transgender teenagers allowed on girls’ wards” and “Starmer to rent homes for Channel migrants”
A tray with six hot cross buns on it. They have just come out of the oven and are newly glazed. Behind them, just visible, is another tray of buns.
A man wearing dark clothing bends on one knee and asks a woman with blond hair and in a beige trench coat to marry him. They are on the cobble stones of Ponte Sisto (bridge) in Rome. On the right a passer by walks with a red rucksack. Behind the couple are a group of their friends taking photos.
Graffiti on a toilet wall saying “Trans girls are gorge”
The moon top left and Venus mid-top right in a clear night sky. The photo is taken above a Victorian terrace in east London and there are trees visible each side plus a lamppost beneath Venus.
A packet of Walter the Sausage Dog mini chocolate rolls.
AFC Wimbledon players celebrate with the crowd after Matty Stevens scored what would be the winning goal at Plough Lane.
A hand holding a packet of Love Hearts sweets in front of a barrier with an AFC Wimbledon crest on it.
Jeremy Corbyn is standing in a football goal holding a red football on Hackney Marshes.
Screenshot of a headline that says “Rangers search for feral pigs thought to have been released in Cairngorms.”
A flat-roofed brown brick building from maybe the seventies or eighties in Accrington, a town in Lancashire, with a large, italic “Canine Club” sign on the front.
A pint of pale ale in a Marston’s branded straight pint glass.
Yellow crocuses peeking through the grass.
One of the Labour Party’s new Facebook adverts which shows a silhouette of people in a queue, an insert of a Home Office building and the words “Labour hits 5 year high in migrant removal.”
A street scene taken from a window high up looking through a narrow street towards a piazza where there is a white Roman column with a statue of St Orenzo on it. The stone of the buildings is pale with a yellow-gold tinge. The sky is blue.
A sticker on a lamppost in Bari showing two tanned men’s faces and the words “the Puglia Guys” in green, white and red. The lamppost is faded from its original black and has some yellow wording that is illegible graffitied on it vertically. Another ripped sticker with the face of a woman is visible at the top.
A tray of glistening honey glazed mini sausages.
A billboard at the entrance to Paulton Rovers FC. The billboard features electronic adverts, currently a mortgage company, and upcoming events.
A bag of presents on a sofa. The bag is purple with a NatWest T20 Blast logo (NatWest used to sponsor the Blast.).
A view across Queen’s Park cricket ground to the pavilion on the far side. There are Canadian geese on the outfield and the sky is a dramatic mix of slate grey with a sunny streak through the middle.
A person in a red Christmas outfit dances on a table with a man in a Glasgow Celtic shirt. Both are in a Celtic Supporters Club celebrating Celtic winning the Scottish League Cup.
AFC Wimbledon players celebrate a one nil win against Doncaster Rovers. Matt Stevens is at the front giving a big wave
A skyline of Hackney at 7am with stormy skies.
A pint of beer on a bar in a London pub.
A row of Lime Bikes on a London street that have all been blown over by the wind.
Man with beard wearing a short red kilt on a London bus