Hadlee Simons

@hadleesimons.bsky.social

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Smartphone journalist and lame pun guy.

A screenshot showing a machine-translated story from the Chinese IT Home outlet. The text reads: "The latest developments of Gionee founder Liu Lirong after disappearing for 8 years: He has been reported to be selling furniture in Indonesia, with Haier, CATL, and Xiaomi among his clients."
A screenshot of a machine-translated Weibo post by OnePlus China executive Li Jie Louis. The post confirms that the upcoming OnePlus 15T smartphone has a 3.5x telephoto camera. But Louis also mentions that it "supports 7x lossless optical zoom."
A screenshot of a September 2020 video titled "certified young person Paul Rudd wants you to wear a mask". The screenshot is paused at the moment Rudd says "a few days ago, I was talking on the iPhone with my homie Governor Cuomo."
A screenshot of a machine-translated Weibo post from OPPO Find series manager Zhou Yibao. The post reads "I just finished my colonoscopy and gastroscopy, and the anesthesia is wearing off. The first thing I did was check Weibo to see everyone's product feedback."
A Google search for "Pixel 10 UK price", with Google's AI Overview claiming that "the Pixel 10 does not exist yet."
The Motorola Razr 2025 product page seen in Google Search. The product page is titled "A top flip phone for 2025 with a large external display."
An official Indycar graphic showing an oval race track and the race name, which is "Synk 275 Powered By Sukup"
A screenshot of a picture from the JulienBaker subreddit. The Reddit post is titled "Me (a straight man) listening to anything by Julien Baker or boygenius." Below this title is a picture of Willem Dafoe from Spiderman with the caption: "You know, I'm something of a lesbian myself."
An image showing part of a blurry camera lens obscuring part of a photo. The photo shows part of Table Mountain and some buildings in the foreground.
A picture of an advertising board at an intersection with traffic lights in the background. The advertising board is for a place called "AI Carwash".