Haika

@haika.bsky.social

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PG-13 | A stupid Siamese cat that tries | 20s | they/them preferred Commission info at http://haika.xyz https://haika-cat.carrd.co/

A 6 panel comic titled "End Credits With Lyrics": Panel 1: A border collie sitting down with music notes appearing from the top left and moving to the right. Panel 2: The music notes now have lyrics associated with them "Flowing through the seas of time." The border collie says, "Ah, sounds like they've finally beat that game" Panel 3: The music notes and lyrics read "Memories that were left behind Brung us closer." The border collie says, "Oh, those are lyrics." Panel 4: The border collie peaks into a room to see a siamese cat is seen sitting on the bed holding an XBox controller with slight tears in their eyes. The music notes and lyrics read "And I'll take your hand and guide you." Panel 5: An exclamation point pops up over the border collie's head as his ears perk up. The siamese cat sees the dog and starts crying. The music notes and lyrics read "All the steps one takes to move onto." Panel 6: The border collie is hugging the siamese cat as they're crying profusely. The music notes and lyrics read "A place, a world unseen."
A Siamese cat holding a pocky towards the camera with their mouth.
A 6 panel comic titled "Why Vinyl Records": Panel 1: Words below a graduation cap, tassel, and degree read "I have a degree in digital audio. So I can scientifically back why digital playback is the same or better than analog." Panel 2: Words between a poster and Gregg figure from Night in the Woods read "But just like how some might buy posters or figurines of the things they like," Panel 3: Words above a siamese cat holding a disc read "There's something about collecting these large plastic discs that sparks joy in someone like me." Panel 4: Words next to the cat holding a collection of transparent album art read "The album art is like its own poster. Sometimes it's extra fancy." Panel 5: Cursive words on a disc read "And the disc, a physical and usable form of the music I like." Panel 6: Words above sound waves on a disc read "In the age of streaming, it's like a statement having waveforms pressed on something this large just for the purpose of playing music."
A bat smiling with their wings spread. The wings are painted with rainbow colors and text above reads "Happy Pride!"
A 4 panel comic titled "Forgetting Duolingo Till the Last Minute": Panel 1: A Siamese cat and border collie sit on a couch. The border collie on his phone as the cat reaches for theirs. Numbers in the top left corner read "23:58" Panel 2: The cat begins looking at their phone, the numbers change to "23:59" Panel 3: An exclamation point appears above the cat's head as they begin to look stressed out. The dog looks over concerningly. Panel 4: The numbers continue to read as "23:59" as the cat explains "I forgot the Green Owl today! I've only got a minute left for streaks."
A 3 panel comic titled "Won't Not Accept Free Alcohol": Panel 1: An establishing shot of a college building. Lettering above the front entrance reads "DigiPen" with a banner underneath reading "Welcome Alumni" Panel 2: A border collie and Siamese cat sit at a table with drinks. A goat stands next to them and says "I actually really don't like drinking." The Siamese cat is visibly tipsy as an arrow points to the border collie with text saying "Doesn't drink either." Panel 3: The goat continues, "But like, I didn't come here not to take the school's free alcohol."
A 5 panel comic titled "Get Low": Panel 1: Two cats in hoodies stand outside, their breath visible in the cold. The Siamese cat says "That was actually really good chicken!". The other cat replies "Yeah!" Panel 2: The white cat says "We should probably head back in. The actual concert's probably gonna start soon." The Siamese cat responds "Yeah, get me out of this cold" Panel 3: Both cats walk into a room filled with people loudly singing "To the window to the wall." They both seem confused. Panel 4: The crowd continues "Till the sweat drips down my balls!" Both cats shrug at each other. Panel 5: The 2 join in and walk into the crowd as everyone continues singing "Till all these bitches crawl!"
A 4 panel comic titled "I Hate This Social Media Application": Panel 1: A hand holds a phone with the X, formerly known as Twitter logo. Panel 2: "Oh!" Says a Siamese cat looking down at their phone happily. Panel 3: The camera goes back to the phone screen showing a feed containing an image with the caption "Cute post!! :3". Dialogue above reads "That's a cute post." Panel 4: The cat's thumb hovers over where the post was but it's gone as the page refreshed. At the bottom of the new feed of posts is part of an image that reads "Lol get fucked you'll never see that again."
A 6 panel comic titled "Engagement Rings Are a Scam": A border collie and siamese cat are sitting on a couch with a television on. Panel 1: TV: "the long standing cultural tradition that an engagement ring should cost you 3 months salary..." Panel 2: The TV trails on as the cat and dog look confused, "due to a successful marketing campaign from the thirties making people think their spouse wouldn't love them unless they..." Panel 3: Dog: "That is...," Cat: "Pfff- wha? WHAT the fuck is WRONG with people?! ahaha." Panel 4: The cat's tail takes on a heart shape as they lean over to touch the dog, "Don't worry. I'll still love you if you don't bankrupt us on a little metal circle." Panel 5: Dog, smugly, "It's okay, I'll make you one out of aluminum foil." Panel 6: Cat, smugly, "Hey now, at least make it something practical. Like five dollars of electronic components that can open a door, or like... electrocute me."
Telegram stickers of a blue otter waving Hi, squeaking, sleeping while cuddling an orange pillow, hugging a pink character, surrounded by hearts, and holding a heart while smiling.
A headshot icon of a border collie smiling at the camera with a red background.
An anthropomorphic siamese cat in a hoodie holding a small, purple plush dragon and smiling with a purple background.
An icon of a siamese cat wearing big red sunglasses.
An anthropomorphic siamese cat wearing a red plaid flannel and holding a purple boba drink.
A siamese cat blushing heavily with their mouth open and tongue out.
A gray bat with hypnotic, swirly yellow and pink eyes holding a lemon wedge with their long tongue.
An icon of a green husky smiling with blue, white, and magenta stage lights in the background.
An anthropomorphic buff ferret with huge shoulders and a head that looks tiny in comparison.
An anthropomorphic orange and red moth hugging a blue and purple lava lamp.
Red dragon with silver horns and wings, and beige countershading.