Sam

@halborski.bsky.social

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Baseball & cats & aquariums & whatever else I feel like he/him/any OH->CA->IN on the edge of Gen X / Gen Y

sad tired Guardians cat
Guardians Hank Hill with an exhausted look on his face
Jonah Hill whiteboard scene from Moneyball
Buster Bluth: Army had a half day
So it's bad enough that people are referring to my giving a mutant family a hand up as AI Slop despite Twitter clearly not stating this. However, I keep seeing people implying that this family acquired their mutations through inbreeding. This is a hurtful stereotype. Did you that when first cousins procreate they only have about a 5%-6% chance of producing a mutation compared to an unrelated couple who have a 2%-3% chance. Unfortunately, the mutated community often faces these kind of harmful stereotypes. This is why so many of them have trouble finding employment and why many of them, like this family, have to pose for pictures to support themselves. We either accept mutants or we will have to battle them and I do not want to live in an X-Men comic.
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Wikipedia page for Realdoll: The Realdoll is a life-size sex doll (also considered a mannequin) manufactured by Abyss Creations, LLC in Las Vegas, Nevada, and sold worldwide. It has a poseable PVC skeleton with steel joints and silicone flesh. Abyss Creations is a subsidiary of Realbotix, previously known as Simulacra before its acquisition by Tokens.com
gray cat with green eyes batting a paw at the camera with the entire background in shadow - Stormy
Yeah I wear these glasses and I like the ladies, is that so wrong? We need to de-stigmatize liking women. And if you're in public there's no such thing as privacy.
Kendrick Lamar looking at the camera and smiling during the Super Bowl show
Simpsons "Do it for her" bulletin board, but it's pictures of Ernie Clement and says "Do it for Ern"
Abe Simpson in the "I used to be with it, but then they changed what "it" was" scene, but he's wearing a Cleveland Guardians hat and shirt
The Major League logo, like from the movie, but updated with the Guardians Winged G
that statue that is commonly used in Ea Nasir memes but it's got a giant bulging side-eye crudely 'shopped on top
Disney Handy Manny book (Diversion en el Festival)
Electric blue acaras close up with a very unamused face
the P-P-P-POWERBook!
Guardians shirt Hank Hill staring at his computer screen in exhausted disgust
Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well
Meijer Mice with Occupations: Mouse toys for cats, but they have things like chef hats on
meme with screenshots of a google search Caption says "Can't believe I have to RP with the computer whenever I want something smdh" The google search is "You are Google website from 2004. User enters a search query and you respond with 10 web links to web pages most relevant to the query. After each link provide a couple of sentences of real text present on the corresponding URL and containing the search keywords"
Cavaliers Hank Hill looking at his computer screen with an expression of exhausted disgust
Hank Hill with a Cleveland Guardians shirt staring at his computer in exhausted disgust
Vin Diesel posing in front of a car like a Fast & Furious movie poster, but the car cover is starting to come up and Lightning McQueen is underneath. Kachow.
Trans cultists do not allow dissent. A perfectly normal article in the Atlantic sparks dismay, an article about an effeminate boy discovering he was homosexual. This was shocking stuff when I grew up in the 1980s, and has become upsetting again now that effeminate boys really must be girls.
Ted, a black and white cat with cow spots up on his hind legs with his face and front paws on my desk drawer.
Fry holding a pirate flag Zoidberg: Careful Fry, I think that flag might be poisonous
ancient meme of a woman with googly eyes and a bowl of blueberries it says Bloobs, They're full of Detoxidants
Crayfish with a "check this shit out" look on her face. I don't know how a crayfish can even make that face.
Exhausted Hank Hill with a Guardians shirt looking at his computer
A very exhausted looking cat wearing a Cleveland Guardians hat
George from Seinfeld
American Idiot, but the song just says "don't wanna be an American" and stops abruptly
a Boeing 737 with a siberian husky face painted on
What do you mean you're being murdered That's illegal, people can't do that
Guardians shirt Hank Hill glaring at his computer with exhausted disgust
Large empty snail shell with a lizard poking its head out
Small anole lizard making a :D face (probably nervous that a huge person noticed it)
Boondock Saints, but it's the Boomhauer brothers from King of the Hill
Brayan Rocchio, but with an Italian mustache
Brayan Rocchio
Greg Allen
Toddler looking at a laptop screen with a look of aghast confusion
It is well-documented that the German military (Wehrmacht), and by extension its various branches and associated organizations, widely distributed a methamphetamine preparation called Pervitin to its soldiers during World War II. Pervitin was used to help troops stay awake, alert, and capable of fighting for extended periods, especially during the "blitzkrieg" campaigns
Aank Hill, propane bender It's Aang from Avatar with a flame in his hand except with Hank Hill's face. Katara is carrying a Strickland propane bottle behind.
Email screenshot Heading: Saw your name in the Epstein Files Body: Hey Matt, don't worry I'm only kidding. Just figured I'd try to get your attention and if you're reading this is worked! We work with building startups that are looking to automate pipeline generation.
Blake Bortles and Tom Brady have combined for 5 Super Bowl Titles, 4 Super Bowl MVP Awards, 12 Pro Bowls, and 2 NFL MVP Awards.
My tabby cat Ramen is pulling on my skin with his teeth and it's stretching
Two tomatoes on a stem that looks like a person walking with giant shoes It's labeled "goth girls" and "their shoes"
Ted is stretched out on the bed. I'm rubbing his belly but I can't reach all the way up to his chest. He's really long.
Now, Kamala Harris’s stance has made border security, along with her support for a bipartisan bill that would have increased funding for border agents and expanded detention facilities, a central part of her platform. This bill, which was blocked earlier in the year, is central to her strategy. Harris has been vocal about her intent to revive this legislation if elected, portraying herself as a candidate serious about securing the border. Kamala Harris’s border security policies also include cracking down on transnational gangs and human traffickers, a message she has reinforced by highlighting her prosecutorial record as California's Attorney General​. This bill, which was supported by a range of stakeholders, including the Border Patrol Union and the Chamber of Commerce, aimed to increase funding for border agents, expand detention facilities, and improve the asylum process.
characters from the TV show Hannibal looking alternately angry, disappointed, and disgusted
The Trump animatronic that sort of looks like Hillary
PAUL Walker's girlfriend is "broken up" about the death of her partner of seven years who she started dating when she was 16 years old. Jasmine Pilchard-Gosnell, 23, is being comforted by her mother, according to her uncle Barton Bruner. "Paul was a really good guy and Jasmine is broken up by this. I went to Thanksgiving with him, played golf with him," he told the Daily Mail. "They had their ups and downs but they were together and looking to spend a bright future together." "This is horrible news and unexpected. Her mother is with her and she is comforting her," he said.Pilchard-Gosnell started dating walker when she was 16 and he was 33 but despite the 17-year age gap they were able to make their relationship work.
Twitter guy asks Blue Jays official account: "did you trade Smoak? @bluejays: No, he has neck tightness and could be available to pinch hit if needed Twitter guy: Source? @bluejays: Literally us, the Blue Jays
Snoot droop Concorde, but it's a borzoi
Dwarf crayfish climbs up a shrimp stick, scaring all the shrimp away and causing general chaos and then falls off the top like King Kong
Little red crayfish stalks another little red crayfish but as soon as it gets close the other one turns around and raises claws and the first crayfish slinks off behind a log
Little red crayfish turns around and crawls off and then launches itself up after getting spooked by nothing