Halcyon, Certified Vibesologist

@halcyon42.bsky.social

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All I can promise is arbitrary weirdness. But also probably lots more ponies than average. An officially certified Vibesologist AND Vibesonomist. (The certificate has the good sparkly glue, that's how you know it's legit.)

A cartoon. The first panel is a person with a plate of food saying "I would love it if you heated this food evenly." The second panel is a picture of a microwave saying "I would love it if you respected my creative process."
Screenshot of a NYT Headline: "White House Press Secretary Makes Steely and Unflinching Debut"
A T16 Haute42 leverless game pad, with pink LEDs in the buttons.
White text on a black background, from Majora's Mask. "Dawn of The Final Day - 24 Hours Remain"
Adorable orange fuzzy cat, hiding under a table.
nytimes preview text. "The Endless Downfall of a crypto power couple. Ryan Salame, an FTX executive, and Michelle Bond, a crypto policy advocate, were once a Washington power couple. Now they both" ...
A picture of Handsome Jack
Panels from the webcomic Freefall. The relevant text is "That's because you think of hope as something light and fragile. My version of hope has calluses and dirt under the fingernails and isn't past bringing brass knuckles to a fight."
A post asserting that there are three breeds of cat: Chonk, Goblin, and Yeah that looks like a cat, with a reply saying there are three subcategories: Floof, Naked, and Normal. Below that is a chart with the 9 total possibilities.
The 4 stages of eating cheese: 1. Eating cheese. 2. Still eating cheese. 3. Ate too much cheese. 4. Bit more cheese.
A google "AI" search result that tells you to clean a washing machine using chlorine bleach and white vinegar. Do not do this, it will make chlorine gas which will kill you.
A message from Super Earth command in congratulations of how fast the Helldivers killed 2 billion bugs.
A screenshot of the current major orders from Helldivers 2. It requires killing 2 billion bugs, and has 5 days and 13 hours remaining. The bar shows it's already more than 88% finished in less than half a day.
The same post from Golikehellmachine, repeating forever on my Bluesky feed.
A can of 2023 Mystery Flavor Mountain Dew Voo Dew.
A clip from the giant stupid list that says "Obfuscation, Lies, Resentment"