Hale the Purple Owl

@halefliesinthe.bsky.social

85 Followers 123 Following

He/Him, 27 - I like birds. May not use this app too much but feel free to say hello! I may like and repost NSFW things, follow and view at your discretion 18+ only - age in bio!!

Results from britmonkey.com's 2020s political compass test: 77% woke - 23% chud 50% techbro - 50% neo-luddite 61% hopepilled - 39% doomer 91% Davos - 9% Dubai Your closest match: Mark Carney, Prime Minister of Canada (2025-Present)
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Sonic the Hedgehog reaching down towards the viewer, who has torn gloves. Sonic says: "You failed? Congrats. Most people don't even try." Shadow the Hedgehog and other characters are in the distant background.
Anonymous message: would you say yes if someone asked you out?
Anonymous message: do u believe in soulmates?
A baseball cap with the words "Men4Choice" on the front. On the sides, 3 buttons can be seen. Two on the cap's right side, one on the cap's left side.
Anonymous message: u busy this weekend?
Anonymous message: is personality or looks more important to u?
Anonymous message: do you want ppl to be honest with you on here?
Anonymous message: it's true that you're single?
Anonymous message: do you get jealous easily?
Anonymous message: who would you get with?
Anonymous message: do you ever just leave friends on opened
Anonymous message: Missing anyone?
Graffiti on a worn down white wall. The graffiti reads: Life is short. Fuck your friends.
Anonymous message: why purple? why owl? give me the deets!
Anonymous message: would u ever get back w ur ex?
Anonymous message: Do you believe in love at first sight?
Anonymous message: someone wants to get w you?
The "guy in the corner of the party" meme with edited text. Theres a guy in the corner who thinks "They think I'm annoying." The other party goers, talking amongst each other, say the following: "I went to his bachelor party even though I didn't know anyone, and I had to take a two-hour train ride just to spend 24 hours there. I had a great time." "I love spending the afternoon with him, we can talk for hours." "He was the first person I told that I was engaged; I was so excited to tell him."
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"I dreamt there was discourse™️ in the queer community about the 'Nixon point,' which lay exactly halfway between masculine and feminine." Under that is an image in which on one end is "She/her" and the other end is "He/him." It shows a spectrum of gender identity in which, in the middle, is Nixon with the pronouns "Tricky/dick".
A stop sign that's been written on to read "STOP talking to cops"
SpongeBob yelling meme where he says: I FUCKING LOVE THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP. I WANT TO LEARN HOW WE CAN UNITE AND CELEBRATE OUR DIFFERENCES AND MAKE THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE.
Men4Choice: Off the Sidelines. TODAY! National Launch February 9th - 6pm EST.
MEN4CHOICE: OFF THE SIDELINES. TOMORROW! NATIONAL LAUNCH. February 9th - 6pm EST.
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