Haley Aurora

@haleyincyber.space

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(formerly Stelly) Transfem tomboy about the Internet // Roller derby’s Thin Mint // yes, I'm a furry, too 🦇 // HRT since 3/22/24 // Not a minor // Nashville (they/them/she/her) stel.ly/

Meme using a still from M*A*S*H: Klinger, wearing a pink ruffled dress and matching accessories, poses with a rifle over his shoulder. Large text reads, “They would never put M*A*S*H on TV today. My brother in Christ…” A crudely assembled, piecemeal MeTV Nashville promo has been pasted over the bottom of the meme, reading, “It’s on MeTV Nashville weeknights at 5:30!” The bad Photoshop job is visibly misaligned and poorly cropped, with “Check Local Listings” cut off at the bottom.

Haley, a person with short dark hair and a bright pink section swept to one side, adjusts black rectangular glasses while winking. They have a small sparkle tattoo next to their left eye and a subtle smile. The photo is a close-up portrait against a light background.

A photo of Haley with light blue-tinted hair and black glasses smiles with eyes closed, leaning their head against a bright lime-green long Furby with pink ears and a white face. They wear a cream T-shirt with a purple design and two convention lanyards, one light blue and one purple, around their neck. The background shows black curtains and a gray wall in a convention space.

A person holds a green Hampton Roads Transit ticket showing icons for bus, light rail, ferry, and carpool services. The card reads “gohrt.com” in bold white text and “All HRT Services except Paratransit” at the bottom. The background features a radial burst pattern.

A tilted green street sign at an intersection reads “BONERWOOD DR” above another sign that says “WHISPERING HILLS DR,” with trees and power lines in the background against a clear blue sky.

A black-and-white police car with the words “SANDWICH POLICE” printed on the side drives down a road, with a uniformed officer wearing sunglasses visible inside. Trees and greenery fill the background.

A small, soaked raccoon stands on wet sand with a tired, exasperated look. Above it, bold text reads: “for the fuckteenth time.”

Haley wearing a cream-colored T-shirt that reads “I got Pegged at Cracker Barrel Old Country Store” in a retro-style print. They’re looking down slightly with a sad expression.

Stylized cartoon illustration of Haley Aurora in a lanky, goth-punk style. They are levitating with bent knees against a dark purple background that reads “OH SHIT IT’S HALEYWEEN” in large, bold text. Haley has pale skin, a side-shaved black and silver hairstyle, turquoise rectangular glasses, and elf-like ears. They wear a black hoodie over a teal plaid shirt, black skinny jeans, and black high-top sneakers. A small green bat-shaped keychain dangles from their pocket. The overall aesthetic is spooky, fun, and Halloween-themed.

Rookie, a cartoon bat fursona, wearing a crawfish bib and a black trucker hat with the Acadiana flag, happily holding a boiled crawfish against a background of piled crawfish. Large text at the bottom reads ‘Lafayette Mentioned’ with ‘Lafayette’ in white and ‘Mentioned’ in bold red letters.

A blue t-shirt is displayed on a black hanger against a retail store backdrop. Printed across the chest in bold, white text is “Nashville, TN,” with a quirky, rounded font. The shirt is similar to the one worn by Homestar Runner characer Homsar.

A pink can of the Ultra Strawberry Dreams flavor of Monster Energy. It’s sitting on a desk in front of a keyboard and computer monitor.

Screenshot of a Facebook post from Jim Spencer, reading:

“I’ll keep my thoughts on that press conference to myself, but my phone is blowing up with friends asking me if federal cuts and hiring freezes contributed to this disaster to begin with.
Currently at our local National Weather Service office, due to early retirement packages to reduce its budget/personnel and a hiring freeze there are:

*Warning and Coordination Meteorologist position open (yes they coordinate Warnings)
*2 open meteorologists positions (yes they are on call 24/7)
*Hydrologist position open (yes, they project floods)
*Electronic Tech position open
*Manager position open

So, I don’t know — you tell me.
Look up Josh Hinkle and David Barer’s investigation on our website. They’ve done fantastic, rapid work and are only just beginning.”

A bag of limited edition Goldfish crackers flavored with Old Bay seasoning is sitting on a car dashboard. The packaging is primarily yellow and red with a blue panel. In the background, a scenic landscape with green hills, trees, and a blue sky filled with fluffy clouds is visible through the windshield.

A Fox News screenshot with a title reading "Zohran Mamdani's Socialist Promises" The content of the graphic has been poorly Photoshopped to read "FEMBOYS."

A vintage photo of Haley Aurora as a baby sitting on their dad’s lap while typing on a Commodore 64 computer. Haley’s dad, wearing glasses and a light blue polo shirt, gently supports them. They’re in a wood-paneled room with an old CRT monitor on the desk. A red cone-shaped lamp is mounted on the wall above the computer.

Haley Aurora takes a selfie while sitting indoors near a window. They are smiling and wearing black-framed glasses and a dark gray Powell’s Books T-shirt featuring an illustration of a snake wrapped around a red book. One of their sleeves is rolled up. Their short hair is partially dyed light green. Visible on their arms are two tattoos—one mandala design and one of a roller derby track with helmet insignia.

This image shows a minimalist tattoo of a kangaroo designed with abstract, continuous line art. The tattoo is located on the inner wrist, featuring simple, flowing lines that form the shape of a kangaroo in a graceful and artistic way.