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Accessibility Design Specialist | Former Ubisoft | retired speedrunner | ADHD and mild hemiparetic cerebral palsy | bi, nonbinary, they/them

Photo of a digital readout panel from a rowing machine showing 27:02 minutes, 928 strokes, 3.10 miles, and 621.9 calories burned
A large gray tabby cat laying down belly up on a yellow couch with a green blanket. He looks cozy and silly.
Two people kissing in a bright room with some fancy decor.
Photo of a large gray tabby cat laying belly up on a sofa, one front leg extended towards a bright window. His other legs are curled up. The tail is also curled and covering his nethers.
Screenshot of a Monster Hunter Now player character showing a very silly outfit. The helmet is a red mailbox with a gnome holding a watering can on top, there is a falcon on their right shoulder and the chest piece looks like Mt. Fuji with an eggplant. There are multiple small UFOs surrounding the character, with a small green smiling alien popping out of one on our far left. On their left arm is a chibi Rathalos, which is a red dragon-like wyvern. Finally, they are wearing ripped jeans with a Chihuahua biting the jeans at the left ankle.
A large gray tabby cat laying belly up on a yellow couch and green blanket. The cat is wedged between a person's legs and the couch armrest while looking very peaceful.
A selfie of a white person with glasses with blue transparent frames. They have short light brown hair that is shaved on the sides, and a short beard. They are wearing red dangling earrings and a purple windbreaker jacket.
Close up video of a large gray tabby cat purring and sniffing the phone. His paws also stretch in a relaxed manner
A large gray tabby cat sitting on top of a cat tree in front of a window, The cat's front torso is upright and braces by front legs while the back legs are splayed forward. He is looking very alert towards the camera.
A selfie of me lying down on my back in bed. I'm white, wearing rectangular blue framed glasses, and have medium length brown hair and a short beard. There is a large gray tabby cat laying on my chest with paws on my neck. He is also looking up at the camera with yellow-green eyes
Screenshot from the game Monster Hunter Now celebrating the achievement of a Riftborne Diablos Outbreak Medal with 69 slays
Close up video of a large gray tabby cat comfortable on a lap. A front paw is opening and closing rhythmically near the camera.
A large gray tabby cat laying on top of a natural wood dresser. His body is relaxed with one front leg dangling over the edge and his head is upright at a 3/4 angle attentively looking in the distance
Amazon product photo of a screen door with a D-shaped zipper opening to keep cats in or out. Behind the screen is a stock photo image of a room with a baby, a play tent, and plushies. The baby is unusually large for the suggested distance. A climbing kitten is photoshopped onto the top of the screen door.
A video of a large gray tabby cat rolling around on top of a dresser and getting very stimulated as I talk to him
Screenshot of Monster Hunter Now on the base defense event screen, showing a total score of 2,242,690 with individual weapon scores of 536,889 for Astalos lance, 498,111 for Rajang lance, 471,708 for Deviljho lance, 381,069 for brute tigrex lance, and 354,913 for Bazelguese lance.
A large gray tabby cat laying on a couch belly up with his front arms folded inward and top half twisted slightly towards the viewer. He looks very happy with little teeth poking out from his mouth
A large gray tabby cat relaxing on a lap against a crossed leg in lightly colored sweatpants. AGDQ 2026 is on in the background.
A large gray tabby cat with his eyes closed laying cozily on a lap in front of a blurred TV showing AGDQ 2026 and Hatsune Miku Fitness Boxing
A sugar Christmas cookie of a bearded fantasy dwarf with an eye patch and gauntlets, dressed in red
Steam cart of 8 different games: Pipstrello and the Cursed Yoyo, Ooo, Angeline Era, Metal Bringer, Consume Me, ILA, Urban Myth Dissolution Center, and 30 Birds
image summarizing halfcoordinated's steam replay 2025 with: 23 games played, 329 achievements, 300 sessions, and 19 new games. Most played games are: Monster Hunter Wilds at 31%, Silksong at 15%, Eternal Strands at 13%, Hollow Knight at 8%, and Ball X Pit at 7%.
Photo of an LED readout of a rowing machine. It lists a time of 24:02 minutes, a count of 787 strokes, a distance of 2.68 miles, and 536.6 estimated calories burned.
A pixel art animation of a teddy bear running with comically long arms flapping behind them and stiff-legged steppies
A large grey tabby cat laying belly up on a couch, looking up at the viewer with fangs exposed and a sleepy expression
A large grey tabby cat with yellow-green eyes laying precariously on his side on a stool against a wall. Hid limbs are splayed out and he is looking up intently.
A large grey tabby cat laying belly up very comfortably on a couch. Back legs splayed and tail curled up
A large grey tabby cat laying on a desktop with his head just far enough out to be rubbed by the side of an oscillating fan. The cat is very relaxed.
Photo of a large grey tabby cat with green eyes
A top down view of a large grey tabby cat laying belly up against a hallway wall. His back feet are stretched out to the max and his top half is twisted against the wall.
Screenshot of Monster Hunter Wilds character creation. The human is white with curly punk and green medium-length hair and a pink beard with some face paint on the eyes and bridge of the nose. They are wearing mostly feminine leather armor. The palico (cat) is a gray tabby cat with green eyes wearing a puffy warm looking hat and overalls
A large gray tabby cat laying on a blanket-covered person on a couch. His eyes are happily closed while he gets head scratches and his arms are wrapped around the person's arms.
A large grey tabby cat laying down on a table facing towards the camera. His head is upright with bold green eyes looking just above the camera.
A large gray tabby cat laying on his back, with back feet towards the camera. His front paws are in the air and curled over in front of his face, which is looking towards the camera. He is laying on a white blanket stretched between two laps. The blanket has drawings of cats printed on it
A large grey tabby cat laying on his side on a person's chest with face and feet facing the camera. His eyes are half-lidded and his top fangs are visible
A large gray tabby cat with green eyes lying mostly upright on a bed. One leg is extended outward and his face is in a 3/4ths profile. He looks very distinguished
A long gray tabby cat stretched out towards the camera on a floral duvet on a large bed. His back half is belly up while his front is on his side with his head tilted back and eyes open towards sunlight. His top fangs are visible.
A large gray tabby cat curled up on a star-patterned blanket on a desk. The cat's eyes are closed, his head upside down on the blanket with only one ear visible. His top fangs are poking out.
Clear screen of Hades II showing a clear time of 23:17.40 with multiple boons granting bonuses based on max health and magick. I had a max magick of 445 and max health of 319.
Close up of a tattoo of Kirby's face on my white bicep the tattoo currently looks dark and smeared, as if Kirby is cursed.
A tattoo of Kirby's eyes, cheeks, and mouth on the inside of a bicep of a pale white person. The arm is relaxed and outstretched
Victory screen for Hades 2 showing a run completed in 37:50.90 with the argent skull and pinned boons for Anvil Ring, Super Nova, Proper Upbringing, Uncommon Grace, Sworn Strike, and Hereditary Bane
A brown and white bulldog dressed as the video game character Mario, poise from the side and looking at the camera
A large gray tabby cat laying on a dark brown table looking to the right. He is licking his upper lip with a long curled tongue.
A large gray tabby cat laying down on his belly on a colorful blanket in front of some blue pillows and white plushies. One of the cat's feet is extended towards the camera and he is very poised.
Photo of a TV with the Crunchyroll app open. There is a promotional image for a show called "Bluelock" showing two anime boys in soccer outfits with glowing green auras that waver similar to stink lines.
Screenshot of a steam achievement for EDF 6 called Conquest 70 for reaching 70% completion. It shows that 2.3% of players have this achievement.
Text reading "2024 PT5 is a near-Earth asteroid and is 11 meters in diameter — about the same as two giraffes. It’s known as an Arjuna asteroid and its existence has been revealed by a study published in the journal Research Notes of the American Astronomical Society."
A Covid 19 test showing a positive result
A large grey tabby cat laying comfortably on his back on a pillow on top of a couch. He is looking towards the viewer with one front paw extended towards them. A finger is reaching out and touching the paw.
Post workout flexing photo of myself shirtless. I'm white with short brown hair and beard.
A grey striped cat seated upright wearing a pink and purple harness with yellow straps
A gray striped cat on a blue couch awkwardly halfway under a floral pillow. His expression is intensely alert with teeth visible.
A grey striped cat resting on a table looking very majestic and poised
A grey cat curled up on a blue couch facing the camera with limbs extended out forming the body into a near triangular shape
Photo of a grey striped cat resting on top of a cat tree, laying down but with his front half up really with a warm light highlighting his face
A selfie laying down on a blue couch showing a white person with short brown facial hair and blue-rimmed glasses frames and a grey cat stretched out along the length of the couch.
A grey striped cat on top of a cat tree by a window with one front leg, one back leg, and his tail spilling over off of the platform. The platform below looks like cherries.
A photo of a grey striped cat laying halfway across a lap on the right leg and looking up with his green eyes. An Xbox controller is resting on the left leg.
A collage of two photos of a sleepy grey cat on the corner of a bed in sunlight from a window. He is in "loaf" position in both photos, with his head up and eyes squinting in the first photo and face down asleep in the 2nd photo.