Halftone

@halftoneposs.bsky.social

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they/them 🗑️ born in ‘87 🗑️ cartoonist / potential paralegal 🗑️ feral / non-releasable wife 🦅 Not licensed to practice law / nothing I say constitutes as legal advice 🦅

Plush Rathalos from Monster Hunter posed next to a pink soda
Marker drawing of 2 Guinea pigs
Photo from Amon Amarth concert, with two boat figureheads facing the crowd and a Viking helmet between them
2 Pomni from the Amazing Digital Circus keychains, wearing her beach outfit and the other wearing a Jax suit; Jax-Pomni is trapped in a protective case
Sketch of a cartoon opossum standing on a desk, solemnly playing violin
Screenshot of Reddit post titled “Granny square clothes are not attractive or practical.” Body of post: There I've said it. I've kept my mouth closed so many times but l've just seen another granny square hotch potch top and just no. No shape, holey, not practical. I admire your determination to take the humble granny square in dk or chunky acrylic and turn it into a ball gown/ cardigan/dress/shorts. But they're pointless. The holes would catch on everything and you'd wear a couple of times as a fad and then never wear again. Sigh.
Half-finished crochet square of Pikachu, pattern is from PokĂŠmon Crochet Squares by Ira Rott
Cartoon of a screaming opossum on a purple background, seated with their arms in the air
Woobles pigeon with a mini-crochet burger, made from their trash animals set
Large crochet pillow of a cartoonish lavender hedgehog, with a large snout and googly eyes, seated on a computer chair
VHS copy of the Wishbone episode “Homer Sweet Homer”, inspired by the Odyssey. The cover has a photo of the Jack Russell Terrier dog Wishbone dressed as a Greek soldier on a makeshift raft in the ocean, with Poseidon looming in the background.
Red and green festive crochet Amigurumi of Cthulhu standing in the snow, wearing a Santa hat
Headline from the Rolling Stone, TV Review ‘THE PAPER' IS THE METHADONE VERSION OF 'THE OFFICE'
Crochet amigurumi of the character Ralsei from the game Deltarune; a white anthropomorphic goat with pink horns, wearing green glasses and a pink chunky scarf and a happy expression
Sketch of an object-head character labeled as “Creator (?)” their head is an apple with a TV screen, complete with stem, leaf and worm out of a bite. Human body wearing a swing dress and boots, hands on hips with knees tilted inward.
Photo of a sketchbook with a drawing of an opossum cartoon character with notes calling her a “gremlin”, and “perfected Virginia-shape (noodle + triangle)”. She has a blank expression and is wearing cat-eye glasses.
Mothman crochet toy made of yarn that transitions between green, black and purple, with 2 red eyes, pattern from A Crochet World of Creepy Creatures and Cryptids by Rikki Gustafson
Animal Crossing Pocket Camp phone widget for Tuesday the 18th, with a cartoon panda captioned “You feeling tired? Why don't we take it easy then!”
Completed Beetlejuice Woobles crochet project, posed with hook next to the basic body of Lydia with her project packaging in the background (the “green card thing” is a joke from the musical)
Crochet amigurumi gargoyle, made with gray mottled yarn, faced forward and seated on black fabric
Screen shot from Animal Crossing Pocket Camp of several animal characters playing musical instruments
Screenshot from Defunctland episode Disney’s Animatronics: A Living History, showing a quote from Richard Schnickel’s book, “The Disney Version” - "Are we really supposed to revere this ridiculous contraption, this weird agglomeration of wires and plastic? Here is the dehumanization of art in its final extremity.”
Cover of the children’s book “Amelia Bedelia”, picturing the title character, a housekeeper that takes her employer’s instructions and idioms 100% literally
Screenshot from the Amazing Digital Circus Episode 4, with Gangle in Caine’s office, behind her are 3 framed pictures of colorful tea pots
Crochet Beetlejuice Wooble Kit, 90% finished and only missing the suit’s stripes on his arms
Photo of an amigurumi-styled crochet Virginia opossum, with other crochet materials in the background that include half-started projects, a crochet hook with grip and a large grey ball of yarn
Half-finished crochet Beetlejuice, missing his signature green hair and stripped suit
Cartoon drawing of an opossum holding up a tablet pen aggressively, the pen is half the size of their body
Screenshot taken from Versatta shop website of their Bi Pride Cargo Kilt, a black kilt with large cargo pockets, with the inside pleats are colors of the bisexual pride flag
Black and white digital illustration of woman playing a keytar
Photograph of the stage of Beetlejuice the Musical touring production, including a neon sign that says “BETELGEUSE BETELGEUSE” pointing to center stage
Screenshot from the TV show “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia” with the character line “That doesn't sound right, but I don't know enough about stars to dispute it.”
Completed “Scooter the Raccoon” crochet amigurumi, posed in front of the green bag that the project materials came in
cartoon illustration of a scifi blue brain, framed like a photograph, with the text "THE PRIMORDIUM" on the left hand side of the image
Blitz figure from Helluva Boss placed on a black sketchbook with a posca paint marker drawing of his character
Book cover for “The White Cat”, retold by Robert D. San Souci and illustrated by Gennady Spirin, the cover is framed by renaissance style illustrations
black and white cartoon sheep playing a keytar with their name "Debra" written behind them
white anthropomorphic griffin character with purple hair and snow leopard fur patterning, with purple hair and tail accents, wearing goggles, a jumpsuit and holding a shotgun over her shoulder
Screenshot of the Lorcana TCG app, showing 11 cards of Disney characters voiced by Alan Tudyk
Screenshot of a web search showing several results for “Printshop Deluxe”, a desktop publishing software brand that’s still available for purchase
Sketch of an anthropomorphic Rottweiler dressed in militaristic grunge fashion
Screenshot of a post by bringcal: i miss vhs tapes and cds i miss feeding my computers and tvs yummy treats. now theyre eating nothing. theyre being born without mouths
Photo of iPhone in a CASETiFY case covered with cartoon Virginia opossums, playing in trash
Album cover to Holy Diver by Dio, a devil creature is shown throwing a chained up priest over a cliff, into the ocean
Cartoony draw-over of a scene from the Godfather; an opossum is seated in a leather chair with the caption “you come to me on the day that i am so sleepy”
Frame from episode 2 of the Amazing Digital Circus, a character is bouncing off of a blue teapot floating in purple empty space
Tiny cartoon opossum screaming while waving hands in the air
Neon digital illustration of the jester character Fizzarolli from Helluva Boss
Box art for the Nintendo 64 game, “Donkey Kong 64”
Twitter post from a church promoting Ash Wednesday, with a screenshot from the Barbie movie where Barbie asks “Do you guys ever think about dying?” and an ash cross has been drawn on her forehead
Notes with stick figures for an rpg battle, with multicolored ink on lined paper
Purple anthro reindeer with a digital sunset background
Digital illustration headshot in semi-profile of Alexis Mincolla from the band 3Teeth
screen shot of music player with the song “Old City Bar” by Trans-Siberian Orchestra