Hal (Supreme Friend)

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Who milks the milkmen? 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 He/him | Ngunnawal land, Australia

A review for the Odyssey (2026): i wish i had something more meaningful to say right now, but i am at a major loss for words. several instances i found my body having a physical reaction to the pure filmmaking magic that i was experiencing. my eyes watered, my body began shaking, and i could feel an overwhelming visceral reaction consume me as ludwig göransson’s poetic composition flowed through my being. christopher nolan, thank you for making a film of such sheer ambition.
Screenshot of Doctor Who “the dead planet” where daleks approach the doctor and companions
Hal taking a selfie in the Backrooms
Homer Simpson in a lesbian bar saying “wait a minute”
A picture of Hal on a static background with the words: “Sorry I have been offline for a while I still love you - Hal”
A suggestion for a page where Ugandan General Muhoozi declared that any contractor who leaves potholes on newly constructed roads after being fully paid by the government will face severe consequences. “If I see a pothole after we have paid for construction of a road, that contractor will pay with his head.”
Scenes from the Simpsons that look like scenes from the movie Back Rooms
A fantasy picture of three adventurers walking to a portal titled “ciggy zone”
A paining of a Showk at a zoo
A news article entitled: White House launches alien-themed website that allows users to track arrests made by ICE
A photo of Hal on a computer with the words “You can be anyone online so be yourself (except on sites that require ID verification)”
A glitched out picture of Hal holding dumplings next to a guitar that says “be true to yourself, lie to authentication software.”
A picture of Hal drinking a bubble tea with Kim Jong Un near the words “Enjoy Yourself - Give False Information”
A warning for the show Brim stating that the language and attitudes may reflect the time of creation
A pirate on a keyboard
A cat leaning over a sad cat asking “you good?” with the other cat saying “no”
Misato from Evangelion doing the peace sign
Kids laughing at a sad girl
A laptop decorated in band, Simpsons, and cyberpunk stickers
ABC News story: Labor budget includes $1.5 billion on SCARNON When asked what is SCANRON, Treasurer Jim Chalmers replied, “not much. What’s going on with you?”
Three men giving thumbs up by a burning building with corporate logos near them
viagr aboys (2025) by Viagra Boys
Marge Simpson dancing
Hal surrounded by Linux distro logos, money and computers
Milhouse being x-rayed in the face
A picture of Hal giving thumbs up by a guitar saying “You’re doing Great! Proud of You. Keep at it!”
Heather from Silent Hill 3 in Pokopia
A picture of Hal in the Gold Coast with pictures of a crocodile, pineapple, rugby player, and Clive Palmer
John Wick surrounded by guns
Futurama screenshot of the first robot to qualify for a boat loan
A Canberra Times article about how easy it is to find illegal tobacco
Warbreaker by Brandon Sanderson
Masayoshi Takanaka playing his surfboard guitar
Homer Simpson cold and looking at a faulty calendar saying, “Lousy smarch weather”
Roy from the Simpson