Ham, Gurl!

@hamgurl.bsky.social

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My alt is my main, so this account exists for news and cat videos.

Marge stops Homer from destroying a cake topped with a stylized map of DC. Marge says, “Hey! Hey! Hey! Stop it! You have your own district to ruin.”
The Doctor whispers, “Don’t you think she looks tired?” to PM Harriet Jones’ twerpy aide.
Look at this creep. It’s Matt Gaetz. He’s got raccoon eyes, he’s had some sort of hasty shaving mishap… What a mess.
Look at Douthat’s big, dumb, round head.
Look at this pice of shit, Scott Bessent. The fart he’s smelling is his own. Ugly tie, stupid face, smug as hell. He’s ruining gayness for the rest of us.
ERO officer in cheap sunglasses barks orders at brown people through his sagging, chinless face hole. Can’t find his GoFundMe for his facial reconstruction surgery, but I’m sure it’s out there if you google hard enough.
Uncanny likeness of Charlie Kirk from his memorial service.
Text message from Alert DC: [AlertDC] The U.S. Military will conduct a flyover in the NCR over The White House on Wednesday, September 3, 2025, at 11:00AM...
Cranky Kong sez to DK and Pauline: Greed! That's all it is! And greed turns the brain to mush! Everyone knows that.
Sam Richardson wearing a mechanical suit visits Scrooge from the future and says, “Quick, Scrooge, bash him with your cane!”
Lisa Simpson looking puzzled.
Rep. Tom Suozzi (D-N.Y.) told Axios: "I think it was a big mistake ... I'm an old school traditional type guy, I think we should be treating the president with deference. So I think it was inappropriate."
Clip from The Simpsons. A panhandling man dissolves into a US mailbox.