Hamiltwan

@hamiltwan.bsky.social

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Call me Christopher Robin, gonna solve all of my problems With imaginary friends who are there when I need them

Jemelle Bouie reskeeting Richard M. Nixon, but it's not a Nixon joke or anything, just a serious thread about not letting Trump set the narrative wrt voter suppression.
Scared foster kittens hiding behind a toilet.
Notification that I'm on possibly the dumbest list
A sleep cat
The shitpoaster who accused Shiv of making up a guy, quote skeeting the guy, a real guy, that Shiv apparently made up, thus proving the Rice Lord has the power of creation.
A big handburger
Fitbit notice that says: Activity balance Low Your activity balance was off. Being too sedentary (or overtraining) can lower your resilience to stress.
A skeet above the one I'm replying to with a sign for the Unbelievable Mystery Hole.
The definition of most, in a dictionary
My resting heart rate, which has shot up and turned red (according to Fitbit, to the best of my knowledge my heart is always red) over the past three days, to match what has been a pretty mild cold.
Two brothers, they look very similar.
A kitten. This one is Kelp. I think.
A decorative line with a bird and some leaves that is strangely reminiscent of Trogdor the Burninator.
A lion, an absolute unit.
Picture of a gloved hand pouring motor oil into what I hope against hope is not the kind of car I have.
My gym bag with all the stuff that lives in it. Shoes, knee pads, water bottle, whistles, towels, compression sleeves, headphones, wallet, glasses case, snacks in a cooler bag, backup short, socks, mic cover, volleyball, and so many headbands.
A post saying Will Stancil looks like a lesbian
Two drafts, one just a bunch of commas that presumably was the equivalent of a butt dial. The other says only "Once again'"
A Google music playlist with a bunch of flower themed songs.
Stats showing the sixers shooting much better, but with a 0% free throw percentage because they haven't been allowed to shoot any for some reason.
A bowl of homemade Mac and cheese mixed with Indian food leftovers.
That dude reposting an Onion image that says TURN YOUR GOLD INTO PISS
A playlist of all songs about beverages.
More fried rice than I'd planned to make
A series of playlists for my recent cycle and Aqua fitness classes.
My mediocre joke reply, stuck processing indefinitely, because the algorithm only wants funny jokes for some reason, instead of my material.
A photo that says "Do horses want cake? Followed by Micah saying "I think the answer is yes" and then going on to say people who disagree should go to prison.
Weather app showing two days of low 80s, then dropping back down to the mid 60s.
This house has some non-euclidian geometry all up in
The Terry Pratchett novel thief of time
Gir, from Invader Zim
A dune poster that says I'm gonna sing the DUNE song now followed by a buncha 'dune'
One of those new bots that retweets random posts, with their pinned skeet saying they are not a scammer or a spammer. Obviously it is already true they are a spammer, and I think we can agree the odds are pretty stacked that the other part is similarly untrue.
One of those spam/scam accounts reskeeting my post making fun of them for reskeeting my other dumb post.
My GERD pillz
The Bad Guy from Indiana Jones (he's a Nazi!) with some kind of skull and crossbones symbol on his hat. Maybe he got that hat in a tattoo parlor in Croatia in his 20s and thought it was a pirate thing, who can say.
A picture of a huge BBQ chicken, cheddar, and grilled onion sandwich, next to an edible arrangements mug of (decaf, I'm not invincible) tea with the show Strip Law on a laptop behind it. There are 3 dozen eggs just out of view, don't worry about those.
A bottle of the Guatemalan beer Gallo.
The Dr. Bronner's label, too small to read.
A Zune
A picture looking out over a lake in the snow.
The cheapest zojirushi they had on Amazon or whatever
A beautiful cat, being pet a little bit.
A black bowl with a soup in it, udon noodles, Korean fishballs, mushroom, and egg are most noticeable.
A view of a big traffic circle with a bunch of parking all around it. Probably smells wonderful.
A storefront with a sign saying "A Better Man's Barber Shop" I guess the Pearl Jam singer just couldn't find 'A Better Man's'
A bowl containing only the non-marshmallow part of lucky charms. They're little grainy guys, actually pretty sugary all by themselves. X's, something that might be trees or spades, and of course fish, the thing everyone wants to associate with a marshmallow cereal. Why are there fish shapes?
A copy of "How to Take Over the World" by Ryan North
A brindle colored cat half under a comforter, curled up and snoozing.
A can of 4Loko in a crevice in a rock in the jungle.
A search for "housing crisis is fake" from whstancil's posts, showing no results found.
Thanksgiving plate with turkey, turkey, mashed potatoes, creamed carrots, butternut squash casserole, stuffing, roasted veggies, and lots of gravy.
A screenshot of my podcast playing app where it says the next episode of Death Blart drops tomorrow.
Biscuit recipe screenshot 1
A smol tiger that will let you pet it.
Egg nog and Dr Pepper behind a glass with a mixture of egg nog and Dr Pepper in it.
Two walking sticks, one made of wood from a pine sapling, one a black diamond brand extendable trekking pole with cork handle.
An orange cat sitting in a children's chair.
Some nachos
A kitty doing a face.