Hamish Smithers

@hamishsmithers.itch.io

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Senior QA @ Tantalus (Stellaris: Console Edition, Age of Mythology: Retold, Lego 2K Drive) | Designer, Composer, ex Professional Juggler & Circus University Teacher (real) | He/They https://sites.google.com/view/hamish-smithers/

Pepsi Max Cake
Clip from the The Thick Of It: "What if the announcement is... there's no big announcement"
Screenshot from 1000xResist. "This is the offending party confessing their sins".
My own hand drawn loyalty card, with Hornet from Silksong
Me and someone else competing in 3 club combat juggling
That sign can't stop me because I can't read!
I'll be at High Score, The Launch, GCAP, and the AGDAs at MIGW!
A clean 10 catch run of 7 ball juggling
I'm doing sick diabolo tricks basically
The same fake loyalty card, but my hand is replaced by frog detective's
Hand holding a hand drawn loyalty stamp card. In the center is a crudely drawn Frog Detective holding a coffee. It also says "Very Legit!" and "Genuine Thieves Loyalty Card!". The number '1' is cut out.
From Playstation Blog: "A key gameplay distinction between Saros and Returnal is permanent resources and progression making every death valuable After every death you will face a changed world, but in Saros you will be able to choose and permanently upgrade your loadout from an evolving set of weapons and suit upgrades to "come back stronger' to overcome the challenges you face on Carcosa"
Juggling 7 balls, 12 catches before it falls apart completely.
Fitbit notification that reads: Your heart rate rose above 120 bpm while you appeared to be inactive
Simulated Gambling: Interactive activity within a game that: a) resembles or functions like a real world age restricted betting or gambling service; and b) does not provide rewards that can be redeemed for real world currency or traded to other players in- game for real world currency Note: For example interactive activity within games that resembles or functions like real world commercial casinos, slot machines, lotteries, sports betting services or other betting services will be simulated gambling.
Picture of a swimming pool and my swimming gear (NICA bag, goggles, waterproof mp3 player)
Ticket confirmation screen. "Order Confirmed Have a great time at Magdalena Bay!"
Screenshot of a phone manufacturer's "accessories" section of a website. Below expected cases, cables, etc is an entry that reads "Running Monkey that remembers its name. $1000." Theres a photo of a chimp with a white background. In red text, reminiscent of early 2000s website, it says "Note: This WILL void warranty!!"
Spotify Wrapped screenshot: "You're a top 0.001% fan and you spent 37,252 minutes together"
Are your products digital-only? GPSR also covers digital products, software (updates) and second-hand products. So even if you sell a digital knitting pattern, it still has to comply with the new safety regulations if it is available for sale to a customer in the EU or Northern Ireland
Screenshot of Powertoys that says ". Text Extractor Shift T A convenient way to copy text from anywhere on screen"
A screenshot stating "Thank you for your submission. Your document(s) to the Online Safety Amendment (Social Media Minimum Age) Bill 2024 [Provisions] has been sent to the committee.
An MLG edit of a juggling trick. The trick involves one juggler juggling 5 balls, throwing one ball to their friend, who bounces it back with a large gym ball, and the original juggler catches and continues juggling. Over the top is a ludicrous amount of memes.
A cool skeleton holding a bad ass gun. Top text: Born to 360 no-scope headshot triple kill legalise crystal weed. Bottom text: forced to work for a few more hours.
Picture of "Doritos Coffee"
Screenshot of Bluesky's accessibility settings option, showing the "Require alt text before posting" option enabled.
Clip from S2 E5 "Sausage Sizzle" from "Please Like Me". In the background is a young Hamish doing diabolo wearing horrible clothing. Caitlyn is speaking in the foreground.
Screenshot of an email titled "GCAP & The AGDAs 2024: A Recap of the Highlights". There is a photo collage that prominantly includes me juggling four balls.
Definition of bleat: first definition: to make the natural cry of a sheep or goat. Second definition: to talk complaining or with a whine.