Hamlet of Melnibone

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Minnesota father of two daughters hoping to keep them and the other people I care about safe from Republicans and the right wing media. he/him Balloon Juice Jackal Fantasy Football Best Ball degenerate Comic collector Aquarium enthusiast Network Engineer

A duck at a lemonade stand saying “Got any grapes?”
Meme from the movie “Blue Velvet”. Heineken? Fuck that shit. Pabst Blue Ribbon
Picture of Bruce Campbell
The Mayor from Jaws is still the Mayor in Jaws 2. Be sure to vote in your local elections.
A rabbit on a lawn
Lucy holding a football
A big dog laying on a dock by the lake.
From the Adams Family movie. Pugsley asks “Are they dead?” About two people that just got buried in coffins. Wednesday replies “Does it matter”
Picture of Richard Nixon
Picture of my brown dog on a couch
Picture of a 12-cent Superman comic and a 15-cent Mad about Mille comic
Steve Martin in Dirty Rotten Scoundrels with an eye patch and a fork with a cork stuck to the tines
Let them Fight meme
A deer running thru the yard
Ken Paxton, the #1 cause of Texan vaginal dryness
Magneto in Argentina in X-men First Class
Ken Paxton - The #1 cause of Texas Vaginal Dryness
Magneto in a bar in Argentina
President Camacho from Idiocracy shooting a machine gun in Congress
Jobs report numbers from 2021-2026
Nice Beaver joke from The Naked Gun movie
From The Adams Family- Are they dead? Does it matter?
Barney from How I met your mother dressed as a pilot saying Challenge Accepted
Princess Bride meme- Ceasefire. You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
Zap Brannigan from Futurama- If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes should fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
From a Fish called Wanda - I’m sorry about my brother, Ken. I know he’s insensitive. He’s had a hard life. Dad used to beat him up. Ken replies Good
Hawkeye saying Don’t give me hope.
Helicopter flying close to ground
Ricky Bobby from Talladega Nights - With all due respect, and remember I’m saying with all due respect, that idea ain’t worth a velvet painting of a whale and a dolphin getting it on.
A Fish called Wanda- I’m sorry about my brother Ken. I know he’s insensitive. He’s had a hard life. Dad used to beat him up. Ken replies “Good”
Crane loudly making calls
Ricky Bobby meme- I’m as hard as a diamond in an ice storm
Wolf saying what’s the worst that can happen. 10000 years later it’s a pug in a costume
Warriors - Into the Wild by Erin Hunter
Jay Cutler fake Nike ad. Don’t care. Even if it means not caring about anything. Just do it. Or don’t. I don’t care.
I’m the Watcher. I observe all that transpires here. But I do not, cannot, will not interfere.
M as in Mancy
Archer meme Do you want Skynet, because that’s how you get Skynet
Nicolas Cage driving beer from a skull in Drive Angry
Evelyn Normielib -Retired teacher -Voted for Buttigieg in 2020 because he reminds her of her grandson -“The blood of the tyrant shall water our fields”
Bye Felicia
Norman Bates from Psycho smiling
Meteor Shit from the Creepshow movie
From Talladega Nights - I’m as hard as a diamond in an ice storm
I don’t know what I expected meme from Arrested Development
Picture from the Chronicles of Riddick, But the Furyan in me
Picture of Dan Akroyd from the movie Dr Detroit.
Bye Felicia
Wolverines from the movie Red Dawn
This is the way
The Engagement Farmer
Zap Brannigan from Futurama- If we hit the bullseye, the rest of the dominos should fall like a house of cards. Checkmate
Hundreds of years from now, it will not matter what my bank account was, the sort of house I lived in, or the kind of car I drove…but the world may be different because I did something so bafflingly crazy that my ruins become a tourist attraction.
Don’t you put that evil on me!
Norman Bates smiling at the end of Psycho
Anthony Perkins at the end of Psycho.