Hamm

@hamm.blapmesa.net

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I'll say it again: I'm a cleaner. NFPA 704: 2-1-1-ALK

My pet bird Sunny stands on a desktop computer and looks up to the taller desk next to it with the keyboard/mouse/monitor
Pebble Time 2, in silver/cyan, displaying a setup QR code. Next to it is a keychain charger.
The official modding tools for FEAR (2005), whose executables share the same icon (the Monolith Productions logo) but are recolored in a variety of fun colors: ArchiveEdit is brown, AssetBuilder is deep blue, FXEdit is orange, GDBEdit is yellow, ModelEdit is brown, StringEdit is also brown, and WorldEdit is dark cyan.
While I idle in a 2016-based Old Roblox Revival as a discord VC rages on in the background, in the foreground I am playing Pathways into Darkness, the Bungie-made dungeon crawler that preceded the Marathon trilogy
The YouTube entry for the Official PlayStation Used Game Instructional Video, released after Sony's E3 2013 presentation where the PlayStation 4 was announced, in the wake of concerns that the Xbox One would restrict physical games.
Angus Martin of The Lost MC: "We had fun here."
My fake profile. A few of my OCs, my bsky handle, and the following text: "no team; no attack; under no obligation to create anything, but i do like Control (2019) and Prey (2017)"
Puppet model of Dave, a character in Remedy's 2025 coop shooter FBC Firebreak.
Wikipedia page for the video game studio Looking Glass Studios, formerly Blue Sky Productions (I had sought out the animation studio Blue Sky Studios). They made some of the greatest PC games of all time.
Thumbnail for "Anger Birds, Plants vs Zombies (Terminator 1.8)" aired by Ashens in September 2012. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8C1qiNcB0k
By adding an Old Roblox Launcher (ORRH in this case) to my Steam library, I am able to map my controller to keyboard/mouse inputs necessary to play these games that were never designed for a controller. 2012L client on Zombie Desert Defense Tycoon: I gun down hordes of zombies with an overpowered shotgun while an overlay to the right displays the inputs on the Switch Pro controller I'm using, including tilting the controller, which the gyro translates into mouse movement.
My pet bird Sunny steps foot on my New 2DS XL, causing it to wobble due to be precariously balanced on my leg. Sunny then backs off.
A post-game graph for the Spin-off mode in Wii Party. I already had a substantial lead over the other three players entering overtime, when the bank became flush with money, and in one minigame I took it all and won: P1: 30575 P2: 2200 P3: 2175 P4 (a beginner bot): 850
Demonstration of the above issue. Upon pressing LB, the ring of lights around the Guide/Xbox button light up in a spinning pattern, indicating that it is no longer connected to my Xbox 360 and is awaiting a console to re-pair with
In Linux, an htop window indicates that id Studio (the version designed for Doom Eternal modders) has gobbled up all of my RAM/swap. Next to it is a single prompt from id Studio. asking for the name/description of a new map
My GOG library, now featuring BioShock 2 Remastered (plus OG), XIII, and Wolfenstein II (plus the German-only localization?)
In Tomodachi Life, one of the events that can occur in the Cafe is the Guys' Hangout (or Girls' Hangout in this case). Picture is from a screen capture off of my New 2DS XL: "I feel out of it lately. I think it's the abundance of paninis in my diet."
Steam activity page for Counter-Strike Source. The last weapon achievement was for the AWP, then followed by the Rifle Master and Master At Arms achievements.
In a corner of the basement with fitness equipment, the small TV on the wall is playing the opening FMV of Project Gotham Racing. The Xbox 360 S (trinity with a matte finish) it's being played on is underneath.
A Mii News broadcast in the 3DS Tomodachi Life announcing the world Virtual Boy show
The end credits for Doom: The Dark Ages. Beneath the section for 'Game Leadership' is the subtext '(Listed Alphabetically)'
The Ambush mission in Thief 2. A city guard stands on a bridge. "Benny" refers to any guard in Thief 1/2/DS with a specific voice type, but this is the real Benny.
A Working Joe robot from Alien: Isolation. It's appearance is far less lifelike than the androids typically seen across the media franchise.
The initial release of Super ZSNES running Super Mario World with widescreen.
Scrubbing through the timeline of a burst photo, flipping between two frames of my pet bird Sunny looking at the camera funny.
The underside of my laptop, revealing that a screw has fallen out of its own volition. I will blame Windows 11 for this.
Standing in shoulder-height water in an old Roblox revival (2016M.) I have blue snorkels, blue top hat, and the Giant Asian Sticker, ported from Tadah/Crapblox.
The ending credits for Kane And Lynch 2: Dog Days. It is a game that has been revered for it's "poor" gameplay, nihilistic story, and interesting multiplayer.
In the top panel, crude stick figure renditions of Alan Wake (holding a gun and flashlight) and Thomas Zane (holding a film camera) are presented with two doors. Zane says, "alan! one of these doors has what we need to create a work of art and finally banish mr scratch!" In the bottom panel, they are in the r/selfhosted subreddit.
My OC, Seesaw, rendered with minimal effort on WhiteboardFox, standing rather inquisitively.
On March 22, I bought the RE1make, Doom Eternal, and Doom: The Dark Ages. On March 25, I bought Kane and Lynch 2, Screencheat, Rainbox Six: Vegas 2, and Totally Accurate Battle Simulator.
A promo image for Crimson Desert (2026) showing a castle built on a canyon in an arid environment. The full-screen user interface from System Shock: Enhanced Edition is overlayed on this image. On the top, there is an EKG meter, slider for looking up/down, a grid for indicating whether the player is leaning/crouching/prone, a health and energy bar. To the side of the promo image, icons for cybernetic modules are visible: on the left is toggles for the bio-monitor, unobtrusive UI, a rear-view camera, flashlight, and protection shield. On the right are toggles for night vision, an overhead compass, email/audio log reader, speed enhancement, and jet boots. On the bottom-left and bottom-right are multi-function displays: one configured with the Trioptimum Entertainment Pack and the other with ammo counters, and in the bottom center is the player inventory, containing eight guns, eight types of grenades, and eight types of dermal patches to buff the character.
The smartwatch on my wrist displays a notification announcing the final content drop for FBC Firebreak
The Xbox 360 I got yesterday sits on a small entertainment, shown running XeUnshackle. I got the controller fixed so 😁
My pet bird Sunny standing in a doorway, afraid of an Xbox 360 controller sitting on the floor.
My pet bird Sunny, standing close enough to the camera to be out of focus and for his right eye to be obscured.
Personally meaningful: Control, Killer7, Watch_Dogs Keeping the good times rolling: Left 4 Dead 2, Counter-Strike: Condition Zero, Turbo Overkill 0451: Prey, Deus Ex, FBC Firebreak
My pet bird Sunny climbs down a sofa. However, while the camera moves and the sofa moves with it, the carpet remains static
A clipping of a 2000s gaming newspaper. It reads "THE XBOX ERA BEGINS AT TACO BELL. 10.18.01", next to a picture of the Duke controller, faintly illuminated by the Start button. Beneath it is a link to Xbox's website, as well as the Taco Bell logo, indicating that it would be open late.
My pet bird Sunny, tilting his head counter clockwise and it's adorable
A low-poly object character resembling the Humane AI Pin reloading a similarly blocky rendition of the G36.
I pose each bone on one of the sides of my armature for an object character to demonstrate that vertices now properly follow their respective bones
I am 0-17 against the easiest CPU player in KFourInARow.
A prop in FBC Firebreak (2025) has the digits "0451" printed on it. 0451 is notable for its use in System Shock (1994) and Deus Ex (2000) and is usually a sign that a game was inspired by SS/DX or their kin. I accidentally show my steam name. Oops
Blender project for a low-poly G36, filename "gubby.blend"
A prompt on the Roblox homepage telling me to share sensitive information in order to unlock the ability to chat
Recording of a project in blender while my bird sings offscreen
The InfoLink (fictional means of communication in the original Deus Ex) icon for Bob Page (DX1's antagonist)
Day 667 of posting my bird to a discord server.
The iconic Casio Calculator Watch, the CA53W-1. There are two buttons on the side, and the front is partially occupied by a keypad
Book opened to a chapter about Ed, what was the standard text editor until GNU Nano, because Nano >>>> Vim/Emacs
The Roblox home page, cropped to only show a pop-up with the following: "You'll soon need an age check to chat: it only takes a moment." The lowest-bidding data collection company Roblox contracted won't get anything out of me if i can help it
A hazy overcast over a little bit of the Chicago skyline, along with a small dusting of snow, lend a moody, noir atmosphere to where I'm standing.
My pet bird Sunny, looking quite peculiar...
Valve's cartoony illustration of their Steam Deck and the recently-announced Steam Controller, Steam Machine, and Steam Frame. They are marching on an oilboard-like polygon.
I let go of the completed plane. Both of my hands are visible because i was recording on a tripod.
One of my friends on Discord responds to an unrelated post telling me to make my profile picture a cube, to which I respond, "Alright bet."