hammancheez

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I did not get ejected by the night manager of Waffle House, we mutually agreed to part ways after being unable to come to an agreement same handle on discord Dad / sentient sandwich / chronic doomscroller / he/him Trans rights are human rights

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OPINION THOMAS L. FRIEDMAN Three World Leaders. Three Incredibly Bad Decisions. July 21, 2026 with authors name circled and 'lol lmao' scribbled
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Janey Godley holding Trump is a Cunt sign in front of a cop
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Kermit with a cucumber not a dick probably
Daily decision One hand: sword Other hand: hitachi wand
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Trending topics 1. Kamala harris 2. odyssey
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Man holding knife labeled Lindsay graham tries to mug man hunched over labeled mitch mcconnell Bent over guy: call an ambulance Bent over guy straightens with gun: but not for me
Man labeled “lindsay graham” eyes woman walking past labeled “a delicious dc twink escort” only to be held back by another man labeled “lindsay grahams heart”
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Nadav Pollak @NadavPollak . 4h It's so clear he came to Israel to stir shit up. In today's Democratic Party, that's the way to get media attention. You're like a bad injury lawyer looking for ambulances Ro Khanna Israeli settlers, brandishing American made M4s, detained me & other Americans on my trip to Palestine. When the IDF arrived, they sided with the settl ... ... @RoKhanna . 5h t744 Nadav Pollak @NadavPollak I'm the first to say that we need to deal with extremists in the West Bank, but having this instigator there won't change a thing. He doesn't care about the Palestinians. He cares about making headlines 10:29 AM . 11 Jul 26 . 1,209 Views 43 258 il 14.9K Follow ..
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mofe of us than them Will Stancil • @whstancil.bsky…... It's a story that almost makes you feel bad for Platner, who had his life destroyed after a bunch of self-styled kingmakers, convinced they were going to sweep away the political establishment, strolled into town to fill his ear with these fantasies. It's got almost a parable-like quality. 9:22 AM • Jul 9, 2026 12 reposts 24 quotes 331 likes 4 saves
John Oliver tries to explain Elden Ring would be better with difficulty levels and is slapped
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Patrick star : WHAT IF WE TOOK THE USA GOALIE AND TOLD HIM TO STAY IN THE FUCKING BOX
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4. Senator McConnell 5. General Hospital
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@hasanthehun . 16h Adam Cochran (adamscochran.eth) @adamscochran There are at least two reason they might not want to update us on McConnell's condition: -In Kentucky, a special election to replace a Senator will NOT be called if it's closer than 3 months till the next election. -That date is August 3rd. 1) If McConnell's condition is clearly unfit for office, they'd hide that to avoid being forced to submit a resignation letter until after that date. 2) If McConnell has not regained consciousness or has the chance of oxygen induced brain death and is on artificial life support, they would try and -In Kentucky "brain death" is legally considered death under Kentucky Revised Statute § 446.400 -Any two independent physicians may declare the patient dead for the purposes of the seat being vacated IF the patient is only "alive" due to a ventilator and artificial life support systems. But, his next of kin (Chao) would need to be involved in the process of treatment and testing and final decisions to end support for that path to be viable ... She left to China 3 days after his hospitalization. So is McConnell alive and well? Is he awake and functional? Is he a vegetable? Either way I think they are trying to make sure we don't have the answer to that until August 3rd. hasanabi is mitch mcconnell dead, and if so, will massie run for his seat ? 11:12 PM . Jul 4, 2026 . 1.2M Views 271 L7 2.9K 13K 1K
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stephen miller tweet Stephen Miller @StephenM X.com If you believe a foreign government can sail a hospital ship to the edge of US territorial waters, deliver a hundred babies to foreign moms, then promptly sail back to a foreign port, and that every one of those babies is American for life, you don't believe in nationhood at all. 3:45 PM . 7/3/26 . 479K Views
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Stephen Pollard of the Telegraph who definitely doesnt look like a can of spam in NHS specs
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You ever think about how there's random people out there who have a story about the weirdest person they've ever encountered and it's you Pic : the joker deep in thought
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June 24, 2026, 11:56 a.m. ET Carl Hulse Representative Hakeem Jeffries, Democrat of New York, suggested that Mayor Zohran Mamdani of New York City would have to repair some ties on Capitol Hill after backing challengers who defeated two Democratic incumbents in primary elections on Tuesday. "Listen," he said, "the mayor and I agreed to strongly disagree about some endorsements, and he's got work to do in terms of the conversations that he's going to have with members of Congress moving forward." Jeffries, however, said his own relationship with the mayor was "a very good one."
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