Hammer for ND

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Navy & Marine Corps Vet. 2026 Democratic Candidate for U.S. House. Science teacher, oil field roughneck, freight rail conductor. Writer. #FBR #Veterans #BlueCrew

House Speaker Mike Johnson at podium with five Republican congressmen and two Republican congresswomen behind him all looking bored, especially Congresswoman Fedorchak.
Time magazine photo of Trump's neck looking like external female genitalia.
Chez Trump restaurant menu. Better than sex (with your wife) cake, $90. The dessert everyone knew would be our specialty. Served in secret locations around the world and based on Ghislane Maxwell's secret recipe. You will return to it again and again in your dreams.
Chez Trump restaurant menu. Spank Her Flank Steak, $350. Spare the paddle and spoil your dinner! Lovingly tenderized for your dining pleasure. So good you will forget you were ever married. Served with crispy fries in a red and gold cardboard container. Stephen Miller's Concentration Camp Squirrel. $9.99. The squirrel of Stephen's fondest childhood memories. Stored in a crowded boxcar and then barbecued over a burning cross for a flavor you'll never forget.
Chez Trump restaurant menu: The T-Boner Steak, $500 for 2. Named for the greatest man in all of history. Some found it unsatisfying, so we doubled the portion. Served with our signature fries, of course. Pete Hegseth's Make Our Military Manly Again (MOMMA) Squirrel, $9.99. This one won't disappoint your mother! Carefully selected squirrel stewed in Pete's secret sauce (it's whiskey) and fortified with testosterone from RFK, Jr.'s personal stash.
Chez Trump menu: Up-skirt Steak, $200. You've seen it before, but never like this! Matt Gaetz gives it "two looks up." Served with crispy French fries like you never seen before. Kristi Noem's Illegal Beaner Squirrel, $8. Delicate brown squirrel tenderized for months in a Central American cage where is was fed only almond milk. Comes with a side of HUSH, Puppy! (Secret ingredient freshly harvested out back.) Add angel hair-extension pasta $2
Chez Trump restaurant menu. Epstein Island Strip Steak: Market price. Words crossed out: My very good friend Jeffrey's favorite. Continues: Tender and succulent, the steak of your dreams. Served with fries that will make you say, "I'm Liking it!" Tulsi Gabbard's Aloha Obama Squirrel, $8. Wrapped in banana leaves and slow roasted in an outdoor pit. Served with a side of conspiracy cakes--they're nutty, they're corny, they're an Assad-regime favorite!
Chez Trump: Call me SirLoin Steak, $150. Our signature 8-ounce sirloin. Served with fries delivered straight from the Golden Arches. Chez Trump: Russia, Russia, Russia Squirrel, $10. Served with Penne al vodka and a side salad with--you guessed it--Russian dressing. No substitutions.
The USS Howard (DDG 83), a guided-missile destroyer.