Alyssa

@hammlyss.bsky.social

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Pet mom. Progressive. Environmentalist. Some sort of spice in the neuro department. Former federal employee, now safely working state and municipal in Massachusetts🔵.

Do you know why we can fly a helicopter in Mars but we can't keep the lights on in Texas? Because scientists are in charge of Mars. And Republicans are in charge of Texas. Get it yet? martinldart
An Ides of March joke. Just Shower Thoughts on Tumblr: "I hate that STEPT-ember, OCTO-ber, NOV-ember and DEC-ember aren't the 7th, 8th, 9th and 10th months" Commenter 1: "whoever fucked this up should be stabbed" Commenter 2: "good news!"
THERE'S A REASON THIS GUY (Pete Buttigieg, former mayor and Secretary of Transportation) CAN MARCH INTO A FOX NEWS STUDIO, SHUT DOWN THEIR HORSESHIT, AND MARCH OUT, TIME AND AGAIN. IT'S A WINNING FORMULA TO SIMPLY BE SMARTER THAN EVERY SONOFABITCH IN THE ROOM. - DAVID SIMON
From Truth Social Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump Where does CNN get its "talent?" Just watched someone named Abby Phillip lecture her audience on Tariffs and the economy (which is doing record business!). She has absolutely no idea what she is talking about, strictly 3rd rate. Fortunately, the audience has long ago left CNN, and it will only get WORSE. LOSERS ALL!!! 215 ReTruths 855 Likes 6/27/25, 10:56 PM
Bernie Sanders @Bernie Sanders Democratic Party Leaders: You have talked for six months about the need to create political excitement to get working class and young people involved in the political process. That's exactly what Zohran did. Get behind him. 7:22 PM6/27/25 552K Views
Senator Bernie Sanders @Bernie Sanders (Independent-Vermont) Democratic Party Leaders: You have talked for six months about the need to create political excitement to get working class and young people involved in the political process. That's exactly what Zohran did. Get behind him. 7:22 PM 6/27/25 110K Views
truthout NEWS Title: Musk Pledged $6B to Solve World Hunger But Gave It to His Own Foundation Instead Subtitle: Instead of giving the money to charity, Musk likely "donated" the money for tax-dodging purposes. By Sharon Zhang, TRUTHOUT December 13, 2022
LIBRARY OF CONGRESS NATIONAL RECORDING REGISTRY 2025 • Hawaiian Quintette "Aloha 'Oe" (1913) • Brother Bones & His Shadows "Sweet Georgia Brown" (1949) • Roy Rogers and Dale Evans "Happy Trails" (1952) • Chuck Thompson Radio Broadcast of Game 7 of the 1960 (1960) World Series • Harry Urata Field Recordings (1960-1980) • Don Rickles "Hello Dummy!" (1968) •Chicago "Chicago Transit Authority" (1969) • Miles Davis "Bitches Brew" (1970) • Charley Pride "Kiss An Angel Good Mornin"" (1971) • Helen Reddy "I Am Woman" (1972) • Vicente Fernandez "El Rey" (1973) • Elton John "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (1973) • Nimrod Workman Collection (1973-1994) • Freddy Fender "Before the Next Teardrop Falls" (1975) • Keith Jarrett "The Köln Concert" (1975) • Thelma Houston and Pressure Cooker "I've Got the Music in Me" (1975) • Steve Miller Band "Fly Like an Eagle" (1976) • Tracy Chapman "Tracy Chapman" (1988) •Mary J. Blige "My Life" (1994) • Brian Eno Microsoft Windows Reboot Chime (1995) • Celine Dion "My Heart Will Go On" (1997) • Chanticleer "Our American Journey" (2002) • Amy Winehouse "Back to Black" (2006) • Daniel Rosenfeld "Minecraft: Volume Alpha" (2011) • Original Broadway Cast Recording "Hamilton" (2015)
Current Trending Joke of the Day in Germany! What borders on stupidity?? Canada and Mexico 😂 🖕😂🖕😂
SENECA PROJECT Secretary Deb Haaland (b. 1960) PICTURED: US INTERIOR SECRETARY DEB HAALAND SPEAKS ON THE FOURTH AND LAST DAY OF THE DEMOCRATIC NATIONAL CONVENTION (DNC) AT THE UNITED CENTER IN CHICAGO, ILLINOIS, ON AUGUST 22, 2024. VICE PRESIDENT KAMALA HARRIS FORMALLY ACCEPTED THE PARTY'S NOMINATION FOR PRESIDENT LATER IN THE EVENING. #American Girl
An orange cat hiding in a large sized cardboard box, hiding from. A light brown curly haired dog. Ignore my feet.
The OFFICE of the SECOND LADY FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE 03/23/2025 Second Lady Usha Vance to Visit Greenland On Thursday, March 27, 2025, Second Lady Usha Vance will travel to Greenland with her son and a United States delegation to visit historical sites, learn about Greenlandic heritage, and attend the Avannaata Qimussersu, Greenland's national dogsled race. The race brings together approximately 37 mushers and 444 dogs in a remarkable display of speed, skill, and teamwork. Ms. Vance and the delegation are excited to witness this monumental race and celebrate Greenlandic culture and unity. They will return to the United States on Saturday, March 29, 2025. ###
COURIER Here are the Democratic senators who just caved to Donald Trump and the GOP These Democrats just sold out their senate colleagues and every Democrat in the U.S. House that opposed the GOP's spending bill which gives the Trump Administration tremendous spending power. Sen. Catherine Cortez Masto NEVADA Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand NEW YORK Sen. Chuck Schumer NEW YORK Sen. Dick Durbin ILLINOIS Sen. Maggie Hassan NEW HAMPSHIRE Sen. Angus King MAINE (Independent) Sen. John Fetterman PENNSYLVANIA Sen. Gary Peters MICHIGAN Sen. Brian Schatz HAWAII Sen. Jeanne Shaheen NEW HAMPSHIRE
BEING GAY IS A SIN? So you don't eat seafood? Or mix fabrics? Or have premarital sex? Or masturbate? Or watch porn? Or wear jewelry? Or gossip? Or work on Saturdays? Or have tattoos? If you're gonna preach and live by the Bible, live by the whole thing or shut the fuck up.
Meme of Elon Musk wearing a red MAGA hat holding a chainsaw. Test: CNBC is calling Elon Musk's stock decline "The Tesla Chainsaw Massacre" laughing emojis.
We have an obligation to resist kings. We outnumber the oligarchs. And they can be overwhelmed. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
A red Toyota Hilux getting battered by waves as the tide rolled in at sunset.
A classic Nancy Drew book cover of "the Secret of the Old Clock", but the title chanced to "Fuck Daylight Savings Time".
Marked safe from : believing the US spent $8 Million to make mice transgender Today. In the style of Facebook's emergency check in feature.
Donald J. Trump✔ @realDonaldTrump : I donate 100% of my President's salary, $400,000, back to our Country, and feel very good about it! S.V. Dáte @svdate : The president to date has spent 278.5 YEARS of annual presidential salary in taxpayer money to play golf.
Breaking News Breaking News 2 hours ago Trump administration to pause all deliveries of U.S. military aid to Ukraine, officials say In the wake of President Donald Trump and Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky's disastrous Oval Office meeting on Friday, the U.S. president is halting the provision of weapons and military assistance critical to Ukraine's fight against Russia.
From Reddit: ATTENTION Americans. Save our our [sic] country. Helps us win back the house. Three special elections coming up. We must win back the house! Please donate to these three: Gay Valimont for US House Florida District 1. Special election on April 1, 2025. Donate by visiting: www.GayForCongress.com Josh Weil for US House Florida District 8. Special election on April 1, 2025. Donate by visiting: JoshWeil.us Blake Gendebien for US House New York District 21. Special election on November 4, 2025. Donate by visiting: BlakeGendebienForCongress.con
Thor Benson: 58 seconds ago "I'm hearing Elon Musk has fired the guards at Arkham Asylum" Just Jack: 2 hours ago "Do it. ..." As a quote skeet to something unrelated.
Brown god with dark ears and a grating snout resting.
Infographic showing the number of weekly hours needed to escape poverty by country. Japan is first with 14 hours weekly. Canada is near the bottom with 44 weekly hours. The United States of America is last, with 80 hours of work weekly.
XKCD letter dated: OCTOBER 7TH 2013 TO: THE FREEMASONS, THE ILLUMINATI, SCIENTOLOGY, FEMA, THE NEW WORLD ORDER, THE FEDERAL RESERVE, CITIGROUP, HALLIBURTON, GOOGLE, THE VATICAN, BILDERBURG, WALMART, THE ROTHSCHILDS, THE KNIGHTS TEMPLAR, HAARP, THE UN, SKULL & BONES, BOHEMIAN GROVE, THE KOCH BROTHERS, GEORGE SOROS, THE TRILATERAL COMMISSION, THE KNIGHTS OF MALTA, THE CFR, EXXON MOBIL, THE ZIONISTS, THE VRIL SOCIETY, THE LIZARD PEOPLE, AND EVERYONE ELSE WHO SECRETLY CONTROLS THE US GOVERNMENT CAN YOU PLEASE GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER? THIS IS EMBARRASSING. SINCERELY, A CONCERNED CITIZEN
Scene from Monsters Inc of Mike Wisowski telling Sully to "but that thing back where it came from or so help me" in regards to Boo.
Q: Have you had any conversations with your Republican colleagues in the Senate, and are any of them even privately concerned about some of the things going on? I know it’s irrelevant in some sense. A: I will just say it as carefully as I can. Yes and yes. Q: Well, I don’t know if that’s heartening or not. A: No, and I think you can’t be a senator in private. At some point they have to do something. ♦
A picture of Bavarian (now German) immigrant Friedrich Drumpf (Frederick Trump); grandfather to Donald Trump.
Two orange cat brothers cuddling in bed.
OPM.gov (Office of Personnel Management) Frequently Asked Questions regarding the deferred resignation period: Question: "Am I expected to work at my government job during the deferred resignation period?" Answer: "No."
Donold Trump was 78 years, 220 days old on January 20, 2025 Joe Biden was 78 years, 61 days on Jan 20, 2021 Donald Trump was 70 years, 220 days on Jan 20, 2017 Ronald Reagan was 69 years, 349 days on Jan 20, 1981
From ACLU.org. Map of the contiguous United States with, marked in red, the 100-mile "border zone" where Customs and Border Patrol (CBP) has jurisdiction and can conduct "random" and arbitrary searches. This zone is 100-miles in from both the Mexican and Canadian borders, but also 100 miles in from both coasts and along the Great Lakes.
Screen shot of a post on Twitter. Matt Devitt @MattDevittWX: "NEW VIDEO: I'm in Pensacola, Florida near the border. Already at 2" and it's still snowing heavy. This is a truly historic event. #Snow #Florida" The picture is of the "Welcome to Florida" sign with snow on the ground and snow falling.
Screenshot from TikTok, taken Sunday 1/19 at 1:05 pm et.
Screen shot of translations of English into German. "Beer Garden" is "Biergarten" and "swear garden" is "Schimpfgarten".
An orange cat in a brown box.
@unitedhumanists on Instagram, posted on r/prochoice : Quote from Cher - "if every time men had sex, they risked death, physical disability, a life altering interruption in their education or career, and the sudden lifelong responsibility for another human being, I'd think they'd expect a choice in the matter."
Screenshot of some new articles. Top is "Rep. Nancy Mace says she was 'physically accosted' on Capitol grounds" from CNN. Picture is Rep Nancy Mace wearing a pink dress. Bottom is "Duolingo teams up with Netflix to help 'Squid Game' fans learn Korean" from TechCrunch. Picture is Duo the Duolingo Owl and others in patching pink jumpsuits, similar to those worn in the show Squid Games.
4 profile shots of fElon Musk with "if one man can sit as CEO of four companies, then CEOs are not necessary and shouldn't exist." From threads.net/@cheese_after_dark
A pensive ghost emoji
Looking through the frosty brush at a pond with a little bit of ice.
Brown dog with black eyes, nose and marking, with a graying muzzle, snuggled up in a blanket with a little lamb chop toys.
The VP from VEEP with the caption "(LAUGHING NERVOUSLY) What the fuck?"
An orange cat in a cardboard box. As is proper.
Text "Sign PFGDEY" to 50409 to join Alyssa & tell your Officials to Pass S1723 Truth and Healing Commission on Indian Boarding School Policies Act. From ResistBot
A trail camera picture of an antlerless whitetail deer from October 19, 2024 at 5:28 am. It was 3 degrees Celsius or 37 degrees Fahrenheit. For reference, this was taken in an urban park on a small reservoir in western Worcester. Massachusetts, US.
Cartoon style panel of a clip from the Amanda Show, where Amanda plays a character with bad teeth and getting too close and making people uncomfortable. From top left: Young Amanda Bynes "My name's Courtney." Young Josh Peck (uncomfortably): "great..." Amanda/Courtney: "MAH-HA!"
Light brown dog sitting on the arm of a black couch.
Screenshot showing that I'm number 1,392 to sign the petition to Oppose the inclusion of H.R. 6408 in H.R. 9495. HR 6408 is language that gives the Secretary of the Treasury unlimited, unchecked ability to declare domestic non-profits as terrorist groups.
Duolingo profile card. My name is Alyssa and my username is "hammlyss"
Frederick Trump (born Friedrich Trump, ....) was a German-American businessman. He was the patriarch of the Trump family, and the paternal grandfather of Donald Trump, the 45th and 47th president of the United States. Picture of Trump in 1918 Born: Friedrich Trump, March 14, 1869, Kalistadt, Kingdom of Bavaria (present day Germany) Died: May 30, 1918 (aged 49), New York City, US.
Beagle on a black couch showing off his foot and toe beans.