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The governed may revoke consent. Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦

Robin Williams in The Fisher King
sad pug who resembles Peskov
I wrote “I am alive” on a piece of paper, and placed it into a photocopier. What I saw next has shocking implications
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvVte_OH4Dk
Grand Council Chief Linda Debassige said in a statement on Wednesday that the remote Namaygoosisagagun First Nation in northern Ontario was "devastated by an unexpected and fast-moving wildfire" that severely damaged homes and community buildings.
four panel comic: 1. guy walking down street: "FUCKING FOREIGNERS" 2. [approaching church] "FUCKING GAYS" 3. [in front of cross] "I LOVE YOU, JESUS" 4. [leaving church] "FUCKING POOR PEOPLE"
Bad Day to be a Hotdog
Simpsons S11E17, where Lisa is future president: "As you know we've inherited quite a budget crunch from president Trump"
Bezos on South Park: veiny bulbous head a la "Menagerie" from Star Trek
Reverend Ivan Stang in Portland OR, Mar 14 1998 on SubGenius World Tour (pt 3)
Caviezonaro just in hospital bed the whole movie
Futurama scene with Robot Joan Crawford flailing data wires over a scared robot child: "NO... MORE... HANGING... WIRES!"
Shut up about grindset if you really wanted to make money you'd be in a dinghy in the strait with a pair of binoculars and fifteen polymarket tabs
Every time Bill Ackman posits about finance, the thing he is obstensibly good at, he sounds like hes suffered some sort of horrible accident. "The problem with home prices is that there's not enough enticing the MBS market to effectively underwrite the housing market and encourage lenders to give more loans to poor people who can't afford it..." Is just an incredible thing to say out loud
she was born in Chandigarh, India
Fuck Everything, We're Doing Five Wattles
milkman at the blitz
Assembly votes 189-1 to condemn [a nuclear attack]. The 1 was wearing a MAGA hat.
Person 1: a world run by dull, literal-minded people Person 2: At least Big Yud has read Harry Potter
To spite the British, Iran named the street where the British Embassy is in Tehran after Irish revolutionary and IRA member Bobby Sands. There is also a burger restaurant there called Bobby Sands Burgers. [hellsite dot com] /CallaWalsh/status/1792588820833034682
thanks for letting me fuck your dad! - Mike Patton
https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2011/10/republicans-job-creation-kill/
did CK dirty
EFTA02608219.pdf - Epsteins and Rothschilds helped Hitler
EFTA01747994.pdf
https://theconversation.com/trump-accused-of-malignant-narcissism-but-how-accurately-can-you-diagnose-someone-youve-never-met-242277
account named "Harsh Reality" saying "Heya folks"
https://www.businessinsider.com/guy-fieri-parody-menu-2013-2
Pete Wells review of Guy Fieri's restaurant in Times Square NYC
HIT TO DEATH IN THE FUTURE HEAD album cover
Jimmy Durante, who looks like the eel
EAT BEAVER 100 MILLION MEN AND SOME WOMEN CAN'T BE WRONG
Dolly Parton rendering with halo, in the style of caravaggio
https://uscode.house.gov/view.xhtml?req=(title:5%20section:3331%20edition:prelim)
Sloppy Jai from https://chaipani.com/asheville-menu
Jane @JaneOst_ blonde-haired blue-eyed person named something like Sabine Mengele-Eichmann: my country, Venezuela, yearns for freedom
https://www.businessinsider.com/still-renting-even-though-can-afford-down-payment-house-2024-6
Booby Jindal: GOP must stop being the party of stupid
xray showing two jaw fractures
Fuck you Gore Vidal - John Lurie
you mean to tell me you've lost ANOTHER submarine?
you mean to tell me you've lost ANOTHER submarine?
screenshot from CureForParanoia - "And plus Zohran has six letters and Mamdani has seven" https://www.youtube.com/shorts/zqx8A4RNoWI
Oprah Winfrey Moby Dicked Dr. Phil
bust of tutankhamun
alt text https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bret_Stephens
Labyrinth of Solitude by Octavio Paz
"A tankie made me cry by showing me goatse, because first time I saw it was by a good friend who was murdered in a drug deal a decade later"
Afghan rug depicting 9/11 in top panel, a psyop leaflet in the center, and an aircraft carrier in the bottom