Ham of the Night Sky

@hamnox.bsky.social

294 Followers 225 Following

Ace, Poly, autigender. A rationalist witch studying cybersecurity.

Anime-looking drawing of a pink-haired girl wearing sweatpants and t-shirt that says "I have abandoned my search for Truth and am now looking for a corndog"
a somewhat artfully photographed omelette
closeup photo of a windows laptop stuck updating at 3%
Tumblr post. Reads: A tradition sonatagreen In peacetime, the ruler grows their hair long. In war, they cut it short. A ruler with long hair is held in great esteem, for defending the peace. The traditional declaration of war is for the ruler to send their cut-off hair to the enemy ruler. The statement carries greater weight the longer the hair: to receive long hair says that you have angered one who is slow to anger, that you have incurred a wrath not easily woken. wakor-rising Violent war-mongering leader frantically and aggressively tries to shave just a LITTLE hair off the top of their head into an envelope. A faraway king receives a heavy wooden crate filled with a coil of the longest hair he has ever seen. A despised ruler finds hundreds of pounds of cut-off ponytails at her castle entrance, each one belonging to her own people. A young emperor refuses to cut their hair and insists on trying to make peace with invaders. The enemy leader steps forward, draws their blade, and cuts the emperor’s hair themselves. Hellen cuts her hair off and throws it in Cathy’s face at her son’s soccer scrimmage.
photo of very important tiny purple duck sitting in the palm of my hand. it is smaller than my thumb
A screenshot of an email carefully walking back a previous decision to host a viewing of Harry Potter in favor of a different movie. Text: An update on our family cinema night Natasha @ Tailscale <newsletter@tailscale.com> Yesterday, we sent an email promoting an event we're sponsoring that included a viewing of a Harry Potter movie. We recognize that this choice was harmful and did not reflect the care and consideration our community deserves. We take full responsibility for not evaluating the impact of this sponsorship decision more thoughtfully. We’ve spoken with our partners at Endor Labs and together decided to replace the movie with Ghostbusters (1984). We are in the process of updating the registration pages, but we wanted to make you aware that the changes are in progress. Oh behalf of the Tailscale team, I want to reassure you that we are committed to learning from this mistake and to holding ourselves to a higher standard in the future. Your feedback helps us do better, and we’re grateful for the opportunity to rebuild trust and show up more responsibly moving forward. Best, Natasha
Meme image of Spongebob acting like a dumb chicken
A photograph of a cuppa tea on the dining room table, artfully framed.
a doodled-on screenshot of OP's selfie highlighting the shape my tired brain noticed
photo of dark purplish-red wild roses. growing on a wire trellis, in front of a tall white faux-wood fence, with rocks cover the soil. my face and hair photo bombs the top left corner.
Photo of woman's neck and upper chest. She is wearing a soft shirt, with two string necklaces around her neck. A purple digital watch face hangs off of one string, and Loop brand earplugs hang from another string.
photo of a collapsed fortune cookie
video of me in room, saying today I just randomly thought about Bortis (The Orville Character) and shrugging
Photo of laptop battery, instructions, and special screwsrivers unpacked from box and laid out on my bed, with a thumbs-up in front and in focus.
photo of a sticky note with what could be interpreted as a minimalistic drawing of a sunrise/sunset, with some solar times written on it for the week.
Photo of Sticky note attached to a calendar. The sticky note has an odd, abstract drawing of twilight, notated with sunrise-sunset related times for the week and that New Moon is Friday.
a screenshot of adding an image in the Bluesky posting interface which has been marked up with scribbled red and yellow pencil to highlight the alt text button and explanation of alt text the example image used is a drawing of Jesus looking down from a cloud with the caption "You Are All Disappointments", intended as a parody of Jesus Loves All messaging
comic meme. first panel, person is laying down on the sofa face up, looking contemplative. second panel, person lifts up a bit and looks wide-eyed past the arm of the sofa saying "Oh shit, for real?"
Screenshot of bloomfiebubble graph showing who @hamnox.xyz interacted with most in the last month naming the biggest avatars... @retr0.id @jcsalterego.bsky.social @aliceweb.xyz @illumi.meme @futanari.tentacle.expert @xenia.bsky.social @nerdjpg.com @katie.bzky.team @aaronsofaer.bsky.social @shreyanjain.net @bossett.social @thorbycorvin.bsky.social @mary.my.id @futur.blue @pucksarcana.bsky.social @pfrazee.com aaa why can't I remember kronk icon's username...
small, fluffy white dog on my lap I lay on the couch. he's facing away, fixated on people in the other room.
Artistically cropped half-face profile photo of me from what I believe is pre-2014. Half-frame metal glasses, half-convincing smile, probay half an idea of what is going on. I like my eyebrows tho.
a tumblr exchange from May 17th, 2018 5:53pm butch-erbird: “This piece of fiction bothers me for xyz reasons” “Oh yeah, I get that. I like it for abc reasons” “I like those, but they don’t outweigh xyz for me” “Understandable, have a nice day” “Understandable, you too” sly2o: This piece of fiction bothers me because it’s unrealistic. memerataphor: I get that. I like it because of hopeful attitude it takes! derinthemadscientist: I like the hopeful attitude, but it doesn’t compensate for the lack of realism IMO.
Discord screenshot. DRMacIver — 14/11/2024 05:32 Here's a simple spell for breaking out of a stuck state. 1. Identify the closest window 2. Walk over to it 3. Touch the glass 4. Say out loud three things you see outside Claude actually suggested this spell, but called it "The Environment Shift" rather than "Touch Glass", thus proving it has neither humour nor soul.
Screenshot of unfollowing website. Shows recent posts of user tetra.space, asking at the top "Does this account spark joy?" and buttons to "Unfollow" or "Keep" below it.
A snail explores a tiny recreation of an office desk setup. It halfway hangs above the tiny chair and halfway crawls on the tiny keyboard. Also scattered atop the Desk: a bottle of Jack Daniels, a cigarette and ash tray, an open lipstick canister, a cup of tea/coffee, a worn book weighting down messy stack of loose papers.
screenshot centered on text reading "69 viewers"
Insights (Rolling 28 days) The Social Butterfly Conversationalist You're fluttering from conversation to conversation, pollinating discussions with your replies. Your strength lies in pure dialogue, weaving words into meaningful exchanges.
signal messenger QR code in a lovely shade of blue, for username hamnox.02
bad photoshop meme featuring two dogs. one hits the other with a baseball bat, squashing its face in a silly way, with the text "BONK" to suggest the associated sound effect. 1st dog is us, the 2nd dog is the server.
packaging for one adult Halloween costume labeled "What My Dog Is Barking At"; the package holds nothing wherein.
photo of a sign on hardware store shelving Dear Customer It is illegal for an unlicensed person to perform regulated gas, plumbing or drainage work. written in sharpie below: STOP ME.
photo of 2 red massage chairs with black padded covers and attached control screens telling the user "Please scan your barcode to use the Hydromassage". between them are some cubbies for users to put their stuff, containing some water bottles and sweaters.
tumble-like chat meme text. Brain says joke happened like 30min ago its not funny anymore. Me responds with a photo of a stuffed pikachu with a thin puckered line for a mouth, as if sucking in its lips to prevent laughter from escaping.
Chili's bacon burger and fries, with a fork stuck in it
photo of a jack-o-lantern, carved to look like a cat facing away. it's placed on its side so where the curves converge into a stem it mimics an anus.
Two comedians dressed as cops stopping a man in the street. One holds a fluffy gray cat. Caption says "This is a cat checkpoint. Show me the most recent cat photo in your phone." The 'cat' and 'cat photo' in the caption are very obviously not in the original font.
Celebrating 10M users #73,957 Joined May 12, 2023
anime teenager opens a bag of chips
A young girl and her dog.
me wearing a black t-shirt with text and graphics introducing myself as NOT a time traveller from the future. focused section of shirt says absolutely nothing interesting happened in the year 2019, so it makes sense that I didnt come back in time early to observe it. 2019? Real snorefest.
original post text, but the first and combined symbols are error boxes
small cat big eyes
POV: in a car on top of a tow truck, seeing the sights from on high
minimal effort stick figure drawing of a giant, a human, and a dwarf. faint, human-scaled versions of the giant and dwarf are included for comparison.
severely dehydrated spongebob. overlayed text "I don't need it" in all caps.
Meme of Timon and Pumbaa from Lion King 1 and a Half. A meerkat labeled "me" holds his tail out to a hog labelled "bf" behind him, while staring furiously straight ahead at some drawn-in bluesky branded shorts. he's ready for action. Text: "Here, hold me back". "OK!"
pure white flower amidst leaves, bigger than a hand, held to face the camera
Closeup of character Cereal from Hackers, played by Matthew Lillard. Wearing sunglasses with tiny grey circle lenses, silvery metal frame, and an absurdly wide nose-bridge.
A photo shot through a window of a ground floor apartment. Features a sidewalk, dirt and grass, a shrub, and a short leafy plant.
Scruffy man with sharp teeth and a t-shirt labelled "sickos" stares in through a window at nighttime. His speech bubble says "YES... HA HA HA... YES!"
skircle.me 3 circles of blueskyavatars centered around mine. The closest circle features retr0.id, pfrazee, bill kezos, tetraspace, lahwran, eepy, and alea. watermarked @skircle.bsky.social
still shot of Dade and Kate from 1995 movie Hackers, overlayed with the text "we're in". They are facing an offscreen computer which casts indistinct glowing lines of 'hacking code' on their faces.
Izuku Midoriya, from My Hero Academia (From The Abridged Series specifically, at my arbitrary insistence)
sicko at window say Yes.. Ha Ha Ha... Yes
Freezeframe from Emporer's New Groove scene where the henchman kronk debates the morality of what he's been instructed to do with his shoulder angel and devil. The devil argues that the angel has a sissy harp and dress, while HE can do a one-handed handstand. Kronk starts to express confusion about what any of this has to do with his moral dilemma, to which the shoulder angel replies "No, no. He's got a point."
upper half of face. brown eyes with unmakeuped bags underneath, eyebrows slightly furrowed. photo lit from below and deceptively framed to look like their long dark brown hair is rising up with intense static electricity.
close-up of little boy sitting on couch, making half-smile/half-cringe face
woman contorting face in disgust. part of the trying-kombucha-for-the-first-time meme