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little bee sucking off a coneflower in the foreground, just guzzling that good nectar and getting nice and bee-fat
promotional graphic claiming i was the top seller for PWTees for 2025, i don’t know if i buy it or if jef is trying to strongarm me into reopening illustrator to keep his paycheck fat. willow nightingale also featured.
orange leaves of a common serviceberry. its a close up photo and theres really nothing else to see, but the leaves are pleasant. enjoy them while you can because for four month its just gonna look like barren twigs shooting up from the earth
a little bee sippin n slurpin on some yellow goldenrod, thusly named because the blooms are golden, but also the bee is yellow, this is like alliteration but with colors
a portrait of David Attenborough staring at me, promoting his exhibition at the museum. he is 99 years old. the thing was very good and i enjoyed it thoroughly.
monarda didyma, chomped to the ground by a rabbit, now thinking its ok to bloom even though its only like three inches tall, the insolent little shit
im holding out a rain lily for zane to smell because its 5am and you gotta have a little boost
a bottlebrush buckeye and its in bloom. thank god no rabbits have tried to eat this thing because they ate all my other flowers im still mad about it.
oakleaf hydrangea with no will to live whatsoever, shit is just drooping and pathetic, blooms all browned up and stupid
photo of a big and tall saguaro cactus. it is not moving, it has been standing still for like a hundred years. it is also not speaking. it is a cactus.
yellow flower of a st johns wort in the foreground, hat-wearing graying-bearded man in the background (its me i am the man in the background)
proud little fern of an unknown type, showing off after laying around and not doing shit all winter
photo of a piedmont azalea, but you can’t even really see it cause it’s DARK AS SHIT outside because it’s the MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT what do you think im like some kind of night gardener or something
pink flowering dogwood, baby hand
a photo of some phlox stolonifera, i know that’s what it’s called because i googled it to make sure. pink flowers on it, it’s real nice.
it’s a shirt but you can’t buy it anymore because the sale is over, done, finished, congrats if you got one it’s a collectors item for people who collect shirts
promotional imagery for a shirt, hangman riding a horse in (presumably) assless chaps, featuring a cactus and desert and those rings around the head and arm holes
bunch of stuff im gonna put in the ground
slick-ass salamander just creepin around
dumbass english ivy resisting my persistent attempts at eradication
just some beautiful coneflower, miraculously in bloom even though it’s the winter time
tall grass but its brown because it is almost winter.
photo of a southern yeehaw mouth funky-foot frog
a pic of leaves on the ground.