Hannah Shelley, MLIS (Metadata, Lattes & Impostor Syndrome)

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Librarian, creative technologist, award-winning scholarly memeologist 📍 Dharug country (Sydney, Australia) Blog/Shrine to the 2000s internet hannahshelley.neocities.org

A curvy Tork toilet paper dispenser with 2 curcular outlets mounted side by side
2 nearly identical facebook commnity group posts, one for Kiama and one for Penrith, asking does anyone else feel unwell after Ausalert
"So... How's Your Girl" by Handsome Boy Modeling School
A yougov poll: which do you think it is possible to throw further: a baguette or a naan bread? (Surveyed 5166 GB adults - 23 July 2026) A baguette: 51% A naan bread: 36% Don't know 13%
A twitter/X post from Sir Humphrey @bdquinn: there are 9 living former British PMs now. We should turn them into Nazgul. Tony Blair can be the Witch King. Below is a photo of them all standing in a row wearing black.
Anthropic Economic Index showing Australia ranked 1/121 for usage. 6.4x times the usage index (the benchmark is 1). Most frequent categories are 1. Homework 9.3%, 2. Business Operations 5.7%, 3. Self-presentation writing 4.6%, 4. Promotional writing 4.4%, 5. Workplace writing 4.1%
youtube thumbnail showing Pyne & Shorten are on 730 again
A facebook post by Anthony Albanese dated 11 jan 2018: "“I grew up in public housing in inner city Sydney, the son of a pensioner. My mother raised me with three great faiths – the South Sydney Rabbitohs, the Australian Labor Party and the Catholic Church. For myself, I will be satisfied if I can be remembered as someone who will stand up for the interests of my electorate, for working class people, for the labour movement, and for our progressive advancement as a nation into the next century.” - First Speech to Parliament, 1996 #ThrowbackThursday" Below the text is a black-and-white photo of a young Albanese wearing a plaid collared shirt.
Screenshot from the office from the meme where she says "they're the same picture"
Photos from the infamous "Willy's Chocolate Experience" debacle in Glasgow in 2024. The photos feature lacklustre decorations in a huge empty warehouse.
Saul Goodman from Breaking Bad saying "I'm more of a humanities guy"
You are... The Org Chart Survivor patron saint: Ethan Mollick Your company made you 'AI Lead' on top of your actual job. You use it, it helps sometimes, and you've stopped trying to explain to leadership what it can and can't do. You run little experiments and post the results. Just try things, you keep saying. Just try things. Impact: +2.5 • Valence: -0.6
A promotional image from the Australian Bureau of Statistics encouraging Census completion. The image features illustrations of a Census Household Form, a microphone, and the silhouettes of the Spice Girls, and the following lyrics: Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want So tell us what you want, what you really, really want I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna really, really, really wanna complete the Census on behalf of my household, ahh If you wanna be our lovers, you gotta do your Census form (Gotta do your Census form) On the 11 August, data never ends If you wanna be our lovers, go and tell your friends Completing is too easy, but that's the way it is
Meme featuring an anime character holding up his hand toward a butterfly. The character is labelled "AUSTRALIAN COMMENTARIAT," the butterfly is labelled "any event in international politics, literally anything at all," and the bottom text reads "IS THIS — A warning for Albanese" (with "A warning for Albanese" displayed in a fiery, dramatic font).
Absurd compliment generator: You're the underrated cheetah of adventure One of those onlyfans bots: Love this! You're a speedy, adventurous soul! :)
A "Bluesky License" card styled like a driver's license with a light blue background. It shows the name Hannah Shelley, MLIS (Metadata, Lattes & Impostor Syndrome), with the Bluesky handle @hannahshelley.site and a decentralized identifier (DID). A photo shows a smiling woman with brown hair and glasses. The card includes a license number (BSKY-5549-2026), valid through 2029-05-15, issued 2026-06-19, with a "Bluesky Veteran" license class. A "Bluesky Flyer Profile" section displays star ratings for Web of Trust (4/5), Generosity (4/5), Streak (3.5/5), Engagement (4/5), Velocity (2/5), and Veteran (3.5/5), with a mileage of 2,626 and peak activity at 23–01 UTC. The bottom reads "Fly the open social web" and "SEE YOU IN THE SKY." Labeled as an unofficial fan card.
An instruction to open my authenticator app and enter the number "69"
Screenshot of a search result page for: Mastodon (band) American heavy metal band
meme of Clerv Plamur holding a yellow pamphlet next to a letter box. He says "hurry up guys. Wer not goin home until weve letterbox dropd every house in Straya". Suellen Wrightson from UAP follows, saying "clerv pls". Ralph Babet, child sized, angrily complains "Im tired"
The start of a game of keywords - presenting a 4 letter word beginning with F and ending in K, you need to guess the other letters
178 reposts and only 18 likes
A box of fragrance called "EMBRACE Guy Sebastian"
A two-panel comparison meme: BADLY DONE ANGUS - A badly drawn MS Paint figure in a dark suit Bullet points read: "made in MS Paint" and "definitly not a modified copy of tone abet" WELL DONE ANGUS - A photograph of Angus Taylor with a lightly cartoonified effect, framed in an ornate gold picture frame. Bullet points read: "fantastic" and "great move"
Me and a bishop, heads bowed during a church confirmation service. He has his hand on my back as he prays for me. Others are visible in the background.
A three-panel MS Paint-style comic with badly drawn figures with rodent-like faces. Panel 1: Angas says "tone wtf r u doing. tone. ur suposed 2 be retird. TOOOONE" Panel 2: Tone, wearing a gold crown with red jewels, replies "Angas didn't u here I am prezdent now" Panel 3: Angas says "tone pls"
Tone Abet (a meme of Tony Abbott in a badly-drawn paint style that was popular around 2013-2015)
A youtube thumbnail with the text "God is speaking about your hair! Don't ignore this!" and a stylised AI portait of Jesus, beard and long hair, wearing robes, gazing forward, one hand to his chest, with celestial bodies behind him forming a halo. The video is 2:15:18 long
Gandhi from one of the Civilisation games. Caption says: Lord Gandi of India - "Friendly" "Get ready for the ass-whooping of a lifetime, you little bitch" (He doesn't really say that, it's been edited)
A short snip from a Sydney Morning Herald article: Four Corners reporter sacked over external podcast Calum Jaspan May 28, 2026 — 9:01am The ABC has sacked Four Corners reporter Mahmood Fazal after an internal investigation into an unauthorised podcast appearance with a former underworld figure last year. Fazal, who joined the ABC in 2021 and later its prestige current affairs program in 2023, has now had his contract terminated after the investigation found him to be in breach of the ABC’s editorial policies, seven months after initially taking leave, which he has said was medical-related.
"You are invited to join a family" notification from family.icloud.com with an icon of three overlapping person silhouettes representing a group or family
A Bluesky post: A PhD student at Stanford noticed her classmates were asking Al to write their breakup texts. So she ran a study. It got published in Science, one of the most selective journals in the world. What she found should make every person who uses ChatGPT for advice deeply uncomfortable. The post then contains 3 images of screenshots from a facebook post further explaining the study, and a photo of the lead author, and some graphs.
Meme of the Norman Rockwell painting "Freedom of Speech"
A screenshot of an icon in the Chrome tab bar "Ask Gemini". The user is selecting an option "Unpin"
a woman yells how did i not know that diddy was on instagram you jagweeds !
a woman yells how did i not know that diddy was on instagram you jagweeds !
Screenshot of Jake from Brooklyn 99 saying "Bing-- pot!"
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It identified your device with enough specificity to distinguish it from most others on the internet. It did this in 69 seconds.
Ominous white text on a dark background says, "You opened this page. It already knows the following". Where you are: Melbourne, Victoria, Australia
A person of a comic asking a computer "what do you know about me?" Computer replies "basic web traffic data" Person replies "oh my god."
The Horses by Daryl Braithwaite
Scene from Lord of the Rings where Galadriel turns scary after being tempted by the ring
A "Post Hidden by Muted Word" note
A preview of a reddit post saying "Cusp signs are not a real thing, they have no basis in astrology"
Moe from the Simpsons
Yosemite Sam
A meme of a mannequin pointing at another, which appears to be crying. The pointing one is saying "This MF joined the meeting at the wrong time!" and is labelled "Microsoft Teams". The crying one is labelled "Some poor idiot"
A notification that someone followed you, with a large button underneath that says "+ Follow Back"
Leslie Knope from Parks and Rec with a speech bubble below implying she is saying the quoted skeet
A "Game Over" screen from Super Mario Bros Wonder. A silhouette of the main villain, Bowser, laughs at the player
A facebook post from Anthony Albanese announcing a halving of the fuel tax. Official Geoff Provest MP facebook account replies "big deal... thanks for nothing Always voted Labor But not any more Albo resign"
Glass Open Access (glass shards icon): situations where papers have been published Silver, Gold, or Diamond, but [access to] the paper is lost somehow
An infographic titled "The Types of Open Access: A Field Guide," styled with Stardew Valley pixel art icons representing different materials. Ten types are listed: Gold Open Access (gold ingot icon): The journal has no paywall, generally paid for by authors through APCs (article processing charges). Diamond Open Access (blue diamond icon): Gold but no APC. Funded by an institution, scholarly society or collective. Hybrid Open Access (brown lump icon): This journal lets you pay a ransom to open individual articles but still charges subscription fees to the community. What a bargain! Green Open Access (grass icon): Author self-archives their own copy on a preprint server or research repository. Can usually be done with paywalled articles under certain conditions. Bronze Open Access (bronze ingot icon): It's freely available on the publisher's website but has no CC license. Is this a mistake? What is this? Silver Open Access (silver ingot icon): I'm giving a runner up prize. Could have been gold but for some reason the author chose a CC BY-NC-ND license. Pyrite "Fool's Gold" Open Access (pyrite nuggets icon): Oops! Predatory publishers will take your APC money, but their services are fake. Beware! Geode Open Access (geode icon): A librarian can break this open for you using the power of interlibrary loan. Black Open Access (skull and crossbones icon): I don't know who started calling it this, but it just means piracy. They'll steal anything, including OA valor. Slime Open Access (grey slime icon): Just slide into the author's DMs and ask for a PDF. You'd be surprised how often this works.
A column chart titled "Customer demand for orange kids t-shirts". Demand from January through to December is consistently low except for an exaggerated spike in the second half of March (an additional label points to "Harmony Day" on the spike)
A bluesky label that says "replies over ~10 times per day"
A bluesky label that says "Posts over ~10 times a day"
9 games but it's just Sims 2 and every expansion pack
Copilot search says: The four signs in "The Silver Chair" by C.S. Lewis are: 1. Jill must ensure that Eustace speaks to an old friend as soon as he arrives in Narnia. 2. Jill must find a ruined city that once belonged to giants to the north of Narnia. 3. Jill must follow the signs given to her by Aslan. 4. The task of finding and freeing the lost Prince Rilian. These signs guide Jill and Eustace in their quest to rescue the prince and return him to his father, King Caspian.
A bookshelf that has been shelved spines in pages out