happy apocalypse

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Portland OR healthcare worker. Ex-Iowan. Left Anarchist. Discordian. Maker of unfunny comics and drawer of Garfields. You can call me Happy. Not picky about pronouns.

Cover for the band Finitribe’s album “An Unexpected Groovy Treat”
photoshop of Donald “pedo-guy” Trump leaning over to talk to someone, the Epstein files poorly concealed under his obvious combover.
Comic of a guy running with a funnel jabbed in an inflamed arm, pouring bleach over his head into the funnel while shouting “Whoo! Am Never Getting Sick Again!”
the back of a street sign in Portland, covered in both printed and handmade sticker graffiti. They say things like “kill billionaires,” “fuck ICE,” and “hunt the rich for sport,” among other things
3 Panel Comic Strip- Panel 1: Donald Trump standing at a podium before an audience, where someone is asking “Why has your messaging been so inconsistent about the Epstein client list and videos.” Panel 2: a hazy flashback of Jeffrey Epstein gently embracing Donald, staring at him lovingly while saying “You’ll always be my bestest friend, Donny.” Panel 3: a close up of Donald at the podium, looking vacantly down while a single tear rolls down his cheek, saying “Jeff who? I’ve… never heard of him.”
A 3 panel comic mimicking the style of the Garfield daily comic strips. Panel 1- Jon Arbuckle shouts “Garfield” while looking alarmed in front of his television. Panel 2- the television screen, showing Nermal looking shellshocked behind prison bars. Jon continues to speak from off-panel: “Why is Nermal in one of Trump’s El Salvadoran concentration camps?!” Panel 3- Garfield walks up, also looking alarmed, and says “In my defense, anything that happened at the border after I mailed him to Abu Dhabi can’t be blamed on me.”
Several stickers on the back of a street sign in Portland, OR. Most notably is one of the Time Magazine cover depicting Donny Trump wearing a crown, though this version is altered to appear ripped horizontally, separating Donny’s head and neck, with “NO KINGS” appearing in the gap in a large, bold font.
Screenshot of a google AI overview response about whether Bruce Campbell is in heat. The text of the response reads “No, it's unlikely Bruce Campbell is currently appearing in a film or television show titled "Heat." Bruce Campbell is known for his roles in the Evil Dead franchise, and recently announced an animated version of the char-acter. While he's been involved in numerous projects, including the Peacock series "Hys-teria", "Heat" is not a title associated with him in recent news.”
label on a hospital IV cart reading “TRANS-PAL.”
Black cat sitting in a small box, eyes and mouth wide, teeth bared. It appears to be screaming but was actually just yawning at the time.
Large metal sculpture of a dragon at the Portland Waterfront. Fire is erupting from its open mouth.
A chubby black cat sitting in a shoebox, photographed mid-yawn so it looks like she’s screaming in rage- fangs bared, eyes wide.
Garfield mimicking the pose of Luigi the Adjustor, holding a purple gun referencing the pipe comic and facing away from the camera. A banner of shell casings across the top of the picture reads “deny defend depose.”
A small brown tabby kitten sniffing a christmas tree sitting on a stand, the tree was just brought home and is still bundled in green & red nylon netting. The kitten seems uncertain what to make of it.
The cutest goddamn brown tabby kitten ever.
A 12-panel comic referencing the infamous 80’s Garfield comic where Jon catches Garfield smoking his pipe. The first two panels are Jon relaxing, reading a newspaper. He turns to camera and asks “No where could my pipe be?” The subsequent panels are a succession of 80’s and 90’s weekly newspaper comics characters smoking Jon’s pipe. In order they are: Nermal from Garfield, Odie from Garfield, Wade from U.S. Acres, Heathcliff from Heathcliff (notably wearing a helmet that reads “pipe”), Grimmy from Mother Goose & Grimm, the stuffed animal version of Hobbes from Calvin & Hobbes, Otto from Beetle Bailey, Bill from Bloom County as well as Outland and Opus, Ratbert from Dilbert, and finally Garfield, in the same pose as the original comic.
3-panel comic. 1- Normal Human President stands before an audience. “YOU HAVE GOOD GENES, YOU KNOW THAT RIGHT? A LOT OF IT IS ABOUT THE GENES, ISN'T IT? DON'T YOU BELIEVE ?” 2-Camera pulls in slightly closer as the Normal Human President continues. “THE RACEHORSE THEORY. YOU THINK WE'RE SO DIFFERENT? GOOD GENES RUN IN MY FAMILY. GOOD GENES.” 3-Close-up of Normal Human President’s head, which looks like a rotting pumpkin slumping on his body. “THE. BEST. GENES.”
Looking down at a wood-patterned desk bearing a pile of round stickers with a smiling green chupacabra head in the center and “Chupacabra believes in you!” around the border. Black cat paws are intruding upon the photo because god forbid Sammy goes than a few seconds without being the center of your attention.
A 4-panel comic titled “Garfcliff.” 1- Heathcliff from the comic strip “Heathcliff” is staring out from the window of his house, facing the camera 2-close-up of Heathcliff’s face. He looks annoyed. 3- Close-up on the face of Garfield from the comic strip “Garfield,” looking out of the corner of his eyes towards the camera while smoking the pipe he famously smoked in an early 80’s comic strip. 4- Pull back to reveal Garfield sitting on the window of his house, now staring nonchalantly into the distance while smoking his pipe, unconcerned by Heathcliff.
A holographic-sheen sticker that reads “refuse dystopia.”
A 3-panel comic. 1-Hyena News anchor Carl Tuckerson addresses the camera “So the Deep State goons at the CDC just issued another quote/unquote Public Health Announcment…” 2-Tuckerson talks over a screenshot of the CDC website: “What’s their actual goal here? Do they expect us to just blindly obey every demand?” In the background the website reads “Doctors Warn Against Eating Horse Feces- There's high risk of disease or parasites, also... it's gross. Like, why would you even." 3-Tuckerson addresses the camera again, messily shoving a lumpy brown substance into his mouth with both hands, he’s absolutely covered in it. He shouts “I’m just asking questions!”
Garfield smoking a pipe. A pipe! He’s smoking it!
A 3-panel comic strip titled “Pipe Strip” 1: Garfield sits, smoking a pipe like he did in an infamous Garfield comic from the 1980’s. 2: Garfield and Jon are at the vet. Liz points to an x-ray showing spotty masses in a rib cage. Garfield looks shocked, Jon is crying into this hands. 3: Garfield is looking sickly, standing with an IV in his living room, Jon is seated in the background, leaning over with his head between his knees.
A 3-panel comic title Normal Human President. 1-Normal Human President is walking down a hall with Mitch McConnell, who asks “ANY BIG PLANS FOR AFTER THIS WEEKEND'S SUMMIT, SIR?” 2-Cut to Normal Human President sitting astride a clutch of giant wet eggs, like out of the Alien films. He is extruding on from an ovipositor at the end of his slug-like body. 3-Back to Mitch and Normal Human President walking down a hall, Normal Human President mutters the words “FAMILY TIME.”
3 panel comic titled Normal Human President. Panel 1: Normal Human President looks confused, shuffling papers. “WHAT ARE... WHY DO YOU KEEP SHOWING ME THESE PICTURES?” 2: An aid stands nearby. “YOU ASKED TO SEE THE BORDER WALL, SIR-THOSE ARE THE SECTIONS UNDER CONSTRUCTION.” 3: Normal Human President drops the papers and looks scornfully at his aid. “HOW WILL THESE PATHETIC CONSTRUCTS PROTECT ME FROM THE PACT I MADE WITH THE ELDRITCH GODS WHO DWELL AT THE BORDERS OF PERCEPTION?”
Panel 1: An exasperated Aid is speaking to Jonald Dohn Trump; “Please Sir, We’re begging. You’ve lost so much ground since resuming these rallies.” Panel 2: He continues; “No more Hannibal Lecter, no more creepy Arnold Palmer stories, please just stick to what’s on the teleprompter.” Panel 3: Jonald Dohn Trump stands before an audience, yelling “…and I’ll make certain every American gets to see that Big Juicy Dong!”
A single unfinished panel from a comic strip, depicting Trump leading a riot wielding a bloody axe and riding the Qanon Shaman like a horse. One rioter’s hat reads “rather be murderin’.” One rioter holds a sign which reads “Equality is Oppression.”
A blob-like Jonald Don Trump leaning out a fast food drive through window, spilling fries and shouting “Wait- come back! I didn’t get to tell you about Arnold Palmer’s big juicy dong!.”
Panel 1: Garfield approaches the dinner table with a large, covered serving tray. Jon looks on eagerly and says “Wow Garfield, I still can’t believe you volunteered to cook Thanksgiving Dinner!” Panel 2: As Garfield sets the covered serving tray on the table Jon looks around, impatient. “Have you seen Nermal? I invited him too, and it’s not like him to be running so late-“ Panel 3: Garfield mugs to the camera as he lifts the lid off the serving tray and reveals a roasted, steaming Nermal. Jon is horrified.
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