Harmony Colangelo

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I was born with rust in my blood. Midwest trash who co-authored a Sleepaway Camp book at DieDieBooks and is the trans half of the wives from This Ends At Prom.

Poppies from Jackass: Best and Last getting lip fillers
The vinyl soundtrack for Walter Hill's Streets of Fire
The shot from I Saw The TV Glow on the football field but the angry moon has been replaced with the lead from the Spongeknob Squarenuts adult parody.
The werewolf "I Voted" designed by a 12 year old
Klaus Nomi in black and white, wearing sunglasses
Patricia with a shotgun in episode 8 of Widow's Bay.
Hank Hill from King of the Hill
From Cameo's back and forth video, featuring the red codpiece rocking back and forth across the screen like the arm of a grandfather clock
Pavarotti, sitting arms crossed, with a liquor bottle on his head
The cast of the Drew Carey Show performing a strip tease in the style of The Full Monty.
Bobby Hill laying on the couch
Hank Hill, wearing his Flamer bowling shirt, entering his Flamer nickname into the bowling alley scoreboard.
Steve Buscemi in BIG DADDY with text that reads "if you don't like Alanna Ubach why don't you get the hell out"
Carol Channing making a cameo in the season 2 finale of the Drew Carey Show, screaming "Move your corn-fed, Midwestern lard ass, farm boy" out of a car
Richard Simmons chained to a large fork in the sky
Nick Cannon on the 2002 film Drumline with captions that read "I don't have a whole bunch of kids runnin' around."
A Woman in too many business casual type layers standing in a hallway in 2009
An ad from an old magazine for "THE BEST IN CUM and other sperm-drenched color films"
Mr Krabs, naked with Plankton shouting "Good grief, he's naked!"
"Squeaking Silkmoth (Rhodinia fugax) The cutest moth I've ever seen"
The pickup truck scenes in The Last Song (starring Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth) and Dinner in America (starring Emily Skeggs and Kyle Gallner
A DVD cover for the 2001 made for TV film, These Old Broads starring Shirley MacLaine, Debbie Reynolds, Joan Collins, and, to a much lesser degree of screen time, Elisabeth Taylor.
A photo of the neighborhood bar Happy Dog in Cleveland. Wood paneling everywhere
Jean Claude Van Damme performing a high kick on the beach in a speedo with pink font over the top that reads "That’s not who I was. I was a ballerina. Graceful. Delicate."
The debut album for the band Boston, with spaceships shaped like guitars.
Samoa Joe's classic walk away spot from a leaping wrestler
A Normal Rockwell painting of a sad jester looking at a stick puppet of their own face
A $1 bill with a B and an R added to spell out BONER
5 women sitting on the side of the highway in the film BELOW THE BELT
Meiko Kaji in the Female Prisoner films
The poster for JCVD, featuring Jean-Claude Van Damme in black and white
Jennifer Tilly and Gina Gershon as Violet and Corky in BOUND
Alexis Arquette pointing at someone off screen while on the Surreal Life.
The final shot of Shoresy season 5 featuring Shoresey, Hitch and Mo
Kermit the Frog's wikifeet score of 3.53
A pumpkin toadlet jumping very badly but hey, they are trying their best.
Randy Newman, at his piano with a black cap and devil horns, performing Faust live
A lovely picture of Carol Brady
"I audibly gasped at work when I learned about the double bill of Totoro and GRAVE OF THE FIREFLIES"
The thumbs up from the end of Terminator 2
An outside picture of the the marquee for the Frida cinema
Minoru Suzuki with a microphone saying "Shut up. Hopefully you go outside and get hit by a car."
Jared Keeso in Shoresy
A tall woman with blue hair taking a bathroom selfie in a black dress
A still from TEARS OF THE BLACK TIGER. A cowboy lays against a tree, playing harmonica, in from of a very bold mural of the sun
Chrissy Chlapecka taking a selfie with the words "girl I don't freaking care. Be you diva"
The Japanese poster for Myra Breckinridge
A screen shot from The Mummy Returns of Imhotep standing a CGI canyon