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@harmor.me

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20s / he+him / queer / quebec

Edited Twitter post by wint (@dril): “issuing correction on a previous post of mine, regarding the terror group [ENGLAND] you do not, under any circumstances, ‘gotta hand it to them’”
A wide-mouthed pacu fish with human-like teeth, captioned “LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.”
Ralph Wiggum from The Simpsons sitting on a bus seat. He has a smile, and the subtitle reads, "(chuckles) I'm in danger."
A tag with an Apple Intelligence logo, and the text "Modified with Extend and Reframe".
Before applying iOS 27 photo tools: I ask Gemini to verify that an image that it generated was, in fact, AI. It confirms.
Evil Patrick Star meme with laser eyes.
eBay listing for a “Genuine Theranos Promotional Ballpoint Pen Elizabeth Holmes (prison) NOS.”
Apple Maps listing for “Goin’ Postal,” a shipping and mailing service in Cary Park Town Center. Interior photos show mailboxes and shipping supplies.
Meme with text at the top reading ">buy dressingless salad / >look inside / >dressing," followed by a close-up photo of a wide-eyed, slightly alarmed-looking gray and white cat staring directly into the camera.
A hand holding a redacted Quebec health insurance card, with personal details covered by Canadian flag emojis.
A map showing a shipment route with five stops connected by blue lines: Florida, New York, Jamaica, New York, Saskatchewan.
A map showing a shipment route with three stops connected by blue lines: Florida, New York, and Jamaica.
A Twitter exchange where user @imheosphoros posts what they think is a photo of a snowy prison camp with a “GULAG” sign and red star, people in military coats lined up. User @leftytimes replies “this is from the muppets."
DoorDash listing for a restaurant called "Jack Le Coq".
Fuck a single mom, I'm not judgmental In my sweatpants and some juicy hentai
A Signal chat exchange. Me: i am not concerned about the north american beaver Fetish Sommelier: :( Me: [IUCN conservation status chart showing North American beaver rated "Least Concern"] Fetish Sommelier: :) Me: :)
A four-panel comic. A forlorn character laid on a couch tells Quebec (on television) they’re “feeling real low.” The TV responds in French, confirming their eligibility for Quebec’s public health insurance (RAMQ). The character perks up and reacts with surprise: “Oh shit, for real?“​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​
A text message notification from FIZZ reading: “The activation of your new SIM is done, and your plan for [redacted] is now ass…” (message truncated), received yesterday.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​
My Service Canada Account page displaying a redacted Social Insurance Number.
Front of a Canadian Citizenship Certificate featuring the Canadian coat of arms, a maple leaf, and the Minister of Immigration's signature, with personal details censored.
Post from Twitter user @closcizor. The text reads "NOOO Max DON'T GO THERE THE TEXTURES AREN'T LOADED," with "Max" clearly having been edited in. The image shows a screenshot from a Pokemon game, in which somebody it running in the direction of a large graphical glitch labelled "Quebec". My face has been pasted on the head of the character.
A screenshot of a breaking news article from the New York Post website, published on January 24, 2026. The headline reads, "Officer ‘will lose finger’ after unhinged Minnesota rioters bite him during protests: DHS." The article is credited to Geoff Earle under the US News section.
Poster for National Geographic's "Pole to Pole with Will Smith." It features a close-up of Smith in a frost-covered winter parka against a snowy backdrop.
A screenshot of a CPSC post showing a house on fire with a cartoon space heater and extension cord. The text warns that extension cords can cause fires and advises plugging heaters directly into wall outlets. Below it in the timeline, user @drosophili.ac posts, "it's so fucking cold in my apartment."
iPhone screenshot showing web search results for "Set a timer for three minutes" instead of activating the system timer.
VICE article: “Zuckerberg, whose company has been blamed for enabling genocide in Myanmar because it did not bother to hire moderators who speak Burmese, for example, added that one of his life's biggest regrets is competing on the fencing team in high school rather than wrestling.”
A minimalist iOS home screen setup with an illustrated monochrome celestial wallpaper and grayscale app icons.
A Twitter post with a photo of a Shiba Inu dog sitting inside a lit-up pet crate, which looks like a computer case. The caption reads, "My shitty dog Gniesbert climbed into my gaming pc again."
A dark mode system monitor dashboard displaying resource usage in green text. It shows a glitchy CPU usage of -10,071%, disk usage at 19%, and memory usage at 5%.
“Virginia State Police said they were on their way to visit Turner at his home, but when they arrived, the coach was already gone. Days later, they announced that the coach is wanted on five counts of child pornography possession and five counts of using a computer to solicit a minor.”
A mobile app screen from ToS;DR showing a dark background with a list of negative privacy-related points. Each item is on a brown card with a red thumbs-down icon. The visible items read: “This service may collect, use, and share location data.” “Tracking via third-party cookies for advertising.” “This service may keep personal data after a request for erasure for business interests or legal obligations.” “The service may sell your data unless you opt out.” “This service forces users into binding arbitration in the case of disputes.”
The original Xbox submerged in a bathtub, with the tap on.
Screenshot of details for an Apple Home accessory detail page. It lists the firmware as “1.00.00”, the model as “Air Purifier”, and the manufacturer as “Leedarson”.
Signal message that reads “You have a slop fetish”.
CAPTCHA Security check: jobsyucky
Signal conversation screenshot. Sender: “CHARLIE KIRK SHOT IN THROAT” “A LOT OF BLOOD” Recipient: “I love how normal you are” “OH ITS REAL [SOBBING EMOJI]”
[CYBERSECURITY EXAM REVIEW SHEET] 3.1. The packet filter in figure 2 is a positive packet filter • True • False • Yes, this packet filter looks very cheerful today
Two black skull-shaped meat shredders next to a box labeled “OTOTO Meat Muncher Meat Shredder.”
Screenshot of an email listing. Sender: Ableton Webshop Subject: Ableton order confirmation 11901184
NBC News headline that reads “Is it safe to take Tylenol or ibuprofen before or after the Covid vaccine?”.
iOS notification from Proton Mail. The sender is “#heelsabroad”, and the subject line is “McGill University Application Approved!”.
Android screenshot displaying a flood of notifications saying “Enable Google Play services” for numerous apps and system functions, with warning icons.
A photo of Yeonmi Park on the Joe Rogan experience.
Two MALK oat milk listings on Amazon: • Original (28 oz) – $5.49, 4.5 stars • Vanilla (28 oz) – $6.10, 4.4 stars
An iOS notification from Grindr reads, “Someone: Linux is your wife?” with the timestamp marked as “now” and the sender’s name blacked out.
A BOOX Palma 2 e-reader displaying cute cat and food illustrations rests on a book titled “The Carbon Almanac.”
Graffiti reading “OBAMA” on black scaffolding near a street sign for Avenue du Parc.
SCREENSHOT: Constitutional requirements for presidential candidates Candidates for president of the United States must meet basic requirements. Learn about the criteria to run for president. The U.S. Constitution states that the president must: • Be a natural-born citizen of the United States • Be at least 35 years old • Have been a resident of the United States for 14 years
A black dog with a white chest stands outside on a gravel driveway, tail up and alert near a car and plastic bins.
Screenshot of four Safari tabs on an iPhone: • Wikipedia: An article on “Teledildonics,” describing remote sex via connected sex toys. • Page Six News: A headline about RFK Jr. and Olivia Nuzzi having “incredible” FaceTime sex. • Drugs.com: Information on Krokodil, a dangerous and addictive opioid. • DuckDuckGo: An image of Saddam Hussein smiling in military attire.
A screenshot from Wikipedia listing tracks produced by The Monsters & Strangerz. The first entry is shown: • Title: “Big Nut Bust” • Year: 2010 • Artist(s): Big Sean • Album: Finally Famous Vol. 3: Big
iPhone screenshot of the above post, with an overlay with definitions for “truculent”. They include “defiant” and “eager or quick to argue or fight; aggressively defiant.
A Blackberry Q10 in black.
Signal notification on iPad OS with the sender’s name censored. It contains a message summary from a group chat called “COMP 590 Final Project” that reads “Reacted with fire emoji to GrapheneOS documentation.”
A museum display of a Tiktaalik, a kind of prehistoric vertebrate. It is captioned “PLAY TOYS WITH ME” in Impact font.
A Tesla Cybertruck parked in a compact parking spot.