Christopher Harris

@harrisfootball.com

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I write novels. Also, I have a popular football podcast and if you like that sort of thing you might try it. www.HarrisFootball.com

The website where you get ISBNs for a book you're going to publish. :-/
thomas tuchel is a turd
Norway men's soccer team dressed as vikings
The beginning of Darnell Washington's Almanac profile, which reads "Darnell Washington on a plane in a Bane costume with his hand around Pat Freiermuth's shoulder saying, 'They'll expect one of us in the wreckage, brother!'"
68. Chris Bell (comp = Jordy Nelson) “Hello? Yes. I’ve got the Almanac right here. Yes. I’ve got the PDF open. Right. Well, I’d like to lodge a…well, it’s not so much a complaint. I’m not complaining. It’s just that…. Well, listen. It’s not a complaint, it’s more an observation. Right. Yes. I’d like to communicate an observation to the Almanac customer service hotline, that’s correct. What’s my observation? Um. I mean it’s awkward, because I understand it. But at some point…um…don’t you have to, like, write profiles for Miami Dolphins wide receivers?”
Headline that reads: "Bengals restructure Joe Burrow's contract for cap space."
like 5 guys in the backfield of a dolphins offensive snap
andy behrens saying that he can't imagine being disappointed by jaxson dart
A Harris Football Almanac profile of Geno Smith that consists of the words: “No. What? No. What? No.”
Dear Christopher Harris, I hope this message finds you well. My name is Mary Patricia, and I reach out selectively to authors whose work reflects strong narrative identity and the potential to resonate deeply with readers. Your book, Soul Singer, stands out in that regard. What immediately drew me in is the premise centered on the life of a female African American singer, capturing both her personal and artistic journey.
russini behaving this way with mike vrabel
the astronauts wearing hoodies...and what in the world is that logo? could it be...?
pete campbell of mad men fame
famous tweet that says, "every book is called 'the tiny things we know to be small' or 'the darkest wife'"
a silly cartoon of a shark who is DJ-ing, in honor of D.J. Chark
I screenshotted a quote and the quite is by Collingwood, what the fuck is wrong with me
2013 Red Sox win over Tigers in ALCS, Big Papi hits a tying grand slam and poor Torii Hunter goes ass over tea kettle into Boston's bullpen.
another view of the paddle save in the gold medal game
Connor Hellebuyck insane third period save
he can't keep getting away with it
the veiny-forehead meme kid
NPR article credulously titled: "ChatGPT promised to help her find her soulmate. Then it betrayed her."
MAGA idiot I took a pic of
another Elon Musk racist tweet
Denny Carter and I are most alike in our Blueskying habits
A video montage of very bad Sam Darnold plays from 2025
Ratboys' Julia Steiner in a Steelers snow hat
Somehow the idiot Democrats are less popular than Republicans killing people!
Remember fun times before COVID? Okay, Grandpa, let's get you to bed.
a possum next to a tip jar
that homer meme telling bart it's only gonna get worse
no matter how insane you think the republican party is, the democratic party is 10 POINTS LESS FAVORABLE
2006 Patriots WR list
Bills are favored in overtime
that insanely stupid and annoying ChatGPT commercial where the computer assigns emotional value to pasta
That Nathan Fielder tweet that says, "Out on the town having the time of my life with a bunch of freinds. They're all just out of frame, laughing too."
Andy Behrens speculating on some Mike Tomlin dialogue once his TV career begins: "Mike, what did you think of the decision to throw on third down?" "Well, Kevin, if your cat has kittens in the oven, that doesn't make 'em biscuits."
Kliff in his mausoleum house when he was the Cardinals' coach
an illustration of Holden Caufield
A user named "looks ok" reviewing the muppets: "I hate the muppets because of the pig girl, she was disgusting, I hate her with my life, she does not leave the lizard alone."
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take -Wayne Gretzky" --Michael Scott
Famous Internet Hippo tweet that says, "New right wing thing is describing crimes as generically as possible to pretend like they're not crimes. Someone gets convicted of a conspiracy and they start yelling, 'Wow, so it's illegal to make plans with friends now.'"
surf movie bad guy jaxson dart is bummed
Aaron Rodgers with his comical nose injury
Wile E. Coyote saying "one more day up in the canyon, so to speak"
an incredibly bitchy quote from a former John Fetterman advisor: "I think what comes across is the reality of who he is, which is a petulant child who never became a man and is always the victim of his own narrative -- even though he's never had a real job and lives off his dad's money. It's all pretty sad and pathetic."
Los Angeles graffiti that reads “15 Is Still A Child, Megyn Kelly!”
Los Angeles Times headline that says "Are robot woks the future of dining in Los Angeles," by a Harris I am not related to, thankfully
Andy Behrens says, "Jonathan Gannon would have definitely found a foot injury for Box Nix by now."
it's Drake Maye saying that Patriots are in control