eddie harrison

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he/they Solvin’ crimes before dinner time San Francisco, CA www.harrison.pizza

A game of Minesweeper with the Straight of Hormuz superimposed on the playing field. Iran covers the upper third, while the peninsula of United Arab Emirates the center of the bottom third. The minesweeper field is the water (the blue is not land). My score is 146 seconds. I used to play this way too much...
Cover of Game Informer issue 109, May 2002. Cover story is a preview of Ratchet & Clank: "From the creators of Spyro the Dragon...an intergalactic adventure for PS2" On the top, above the title, it reads "Gaming's top designers reveal industry secrets" (an awesome spread featuring interviews with Miyamoto, Will Wright, Richard Gariott, American McGee, Cliff Blezinski and a bunch of others, at the DICE Summit). On the bottom, "Rygar Returns! Tecmo Reanimates an 8-bit Classic"
Full size ad on a Muni bus stop. It reads “bezos for guillotine” in the style of the Zohran Mamdani campaign poster — “a royal-blue field backs up ochre-yellow letters with vermilion drop shadows”
Jake Gyllenhaal looking at his homemade rocket in October Sky
Battlestar Galactica
A box of Benadryl tablets, containing 25mg of each.
Nicholas Meyer learns that Paramount set a theatrical date for Kahn before having a script.
BREAKING: THE DARKNESS RETURNS, reads the headline of the latest print edition of The Onion, America’s finest news source.
Homeworld big box open to reveal the the spread
A red-orange Honda Element in full surf mode
Screenshot of Wikipedia entry for NYPD Blue s02e06 “The Final Adjustment” showing an air date of November 22nd, 1994. This episode is known for a shower scene that showed REAL HUMAN BUTTS on national broadcast TV. Now that’s what I call Prime Time!
Night in the city. Quantasaurus Rex, the Zord of the Quantum Ranger, stands atop the World Trade Center, one foot on each tower, the waxing crescent moon looming behind. A frame from the opening credits of “Power Rangers: Time Force”
Marge: do kids still use that word “cool”? Liza: yes, mom!
User #792,227, that's 7-9-triple-2-7.
A "security alert" email from no-reply@accounts.google.com in my spam folder. The spam warning reads "Why is this message in spam? It is similar to messages that were identified as spam in the past." 🙄
Cover 1 of 2 of Game Informer #112 featuring BMX XXX
Cover of Playstation Magazine #61, August 2002. Lara Croft is on the cover in her trademark short shorts and cropped tank top, raising a silver pistol in her right hand, gazing at the viewer over small, oval shaped rose tinted glasses. She is standing back to back with a dude making dumb face. Prominently displayed to the immediate left of her trademark bosom is an image of another female video game character in a bikini, ALSO gazing at us over her sunglasses. The text above her reads "3rd annual swimsuit special! The HOTTEST game girls...The SMALLEST bikinis!"
An NPC from the Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind. Raxle Berne, an Imperial enforcer and head of the Berne Vampire clan of Galom Daeus, in the Molag Amur region.
A screenshot of an email search for “‘vocational awe’ annehelen@substack.com” revealing to the author that this term he is so excited to learn is one that he’s encountered before lol
Behind the scenes shot from the filming of The Dark Knight. Chicago, exterior, night. Facing south on LaSalle St, the Board of Trade building—capped by the brightly illuminated aluminum statue of Ceres, Roman goddess of crops—looms in the background. In the foreground Heath Ledger(known for skating around set), while in costume as the Joker, kickflips over Batman.
The cover of Dante’s Inferno. The 2010 edition published by EA Games to promote their eponymous video game adaptation. Introduction by Jonathan Knight, EA Creative Director Translation by Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
A flimsy rope bridge connects the peak of Spiral Mountain to the the surrounding cliffside. A horrible visage is carved out of the sheer rock: glowing green eyes and a hat looking like a dagger plunged from the bowels of the earth into the sky above, the mouth a dark maw surrounded by granite fangs. This is the entrance to Gruntilda’s Lair.
CBS SPECIAL BILLY JOEL THE 100H LIVE AT MADISON SQUARE GARDEN SUNDAY APRIL 14 👁️CBS | STREAMING ON PARAMOUNT➕
Monk and Sherona
A riff on the “PGA Tour” logo that in which the golf club is replaced by the chainsaw from GTA: Vice City and text that says “LIV MBS.” Referring of course to the Saudis attempts at sportswashing and their brutal assassination of journalist Jamal Khashoggi.
Gordon fisherman making the below observation
Messenger of Sympathy and Love Servant of Parted Friends Consoler of the Lonely Bond of the Scattered Family Enlarger of the Common Life Carrier of News and Knowledge Instrument of Trade and Industry Promoter of Mutual Acquaintance Of Peace and of Goodwill Among Men and Nations.
Gorton's fisherman, hands on the helm of his fishing boat, the blue folds of his chunky cable knit sweater visible under his bright yellow rain slick, a matching cap covers his head, a warm great beard covers his chin, his piercing blue Henry Fonda eyes fixed on the horizon off the port bow, a speech bubble indicating he's saying the quoted skeet
A black and white picture of Jack Benny holding a violin up as if to start playing. He is smiling and looking off to the viewers left.