Judge Holden Caulfield

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Poster from Milos Forman’s Amadeus
Homer with the Witness Protection Program guys in the Cape Feare episode. WPP guy says “(groaning) Now, when I say ‘hello, Mr. Thompson’ and press down on your foot, you smile and nod.”
Jaboukie tweeting as the FBI about killing MLK, but also missing him
Hans Molman saying “I was saying ‘boo-urns’”
Hugh Jackman in Movie 43 with a scrotum hanging from his neck
Superintendent Chalmers from the Steamed Hams short asking “May I see it?”
Bearded man with a very large rhinestone-studded ear gauge
Jim Downey on Conan’s podcast meme
Jim Downey on Conan’s podcast meme
Screenshot from The Simpsons. Open wide for some soccer.
I Think You Should Leave dog haircut sketch
Richard Nixon from The Simpsons
Screenshot of the courtroom scene in the Simpsons Cape Feare episode
Katy Perry at the USMNT World Cup opening ceremony wearing some dumb rocket dress or something
French dressing
Yin and yang
Jonathan Winters as Mearth on Mork & Mindy. He is hatching from an egg
Boots Reily wearing a cool hat
Poster from the movie Teeth
Yeonmi Park meme
Picture of the sad meal of a troop. It is a half-empty cafeteria tray with gross canned carrots, a naked, overcooked hamburger and a thin slice of a gray meatlike substance
Lucille Bluth from the It’s one banana, Michael meme
Hakeem Jeffries holding a baseball bat in the least threatening way you have ever seen
Suzanne Vega
2025 article by Joe Wilkins in Futurism titled New “Uber with Guns” App Lets the Wealthy Rent Armed Goons
Coyote spirit guide from the episode where Homer, the Pope of Chilitown, trips balls after eating psychedelic hot peppers (or candle wax, it isn’t entirely clear).
Hans Moleman saying “I was saying ‘boo-urns.’”
Three small babies with full heads of hair in an advertisement for Nelson’s baby toupees — made with real baby hair
Chips-on-head-duckface girl meme with caption saying “She’s so crazzzzzzzy! love her!!”
The worst person you know makes a good point meme
Steve Buscemi “How do you do fellow kids?” meme
Dimly lit photo of an Officer Big Mac jail from a McDonald’s playground that is definitely not on a McDonald’s playground, but a much more menacing, clandestine location. A CIA black site, perhaps?
Jasper from the Simpsons
Tevye singing about the Great Bluesky Crash
Principal Skinner saying “Do I deserve to rot in hell? No, it’s the constituents who are wrong.”
Bleeding Gums Murphy at the Faberge egg store saying “I’ll tell you when I’ve had enough,” like a straight-up fiend
Radioactive Man being washed away by real acid. He is wearing PPE, but alas, the goggles do nothing
Xherdan Shaqiri doing the double eagle goal celebration
A bottle of delicious Châteauneuf-du-Pape wine
Mr. Burns as Howard Hughes. His hair and fingernails haven’t been cut for some time and he is wearing Kleenex boxes as slippers. Smithers is dressed for the operating room
BART Simpson saying “What an odd thing to say.”
The chubby, bald JD Vance face
Screenshot from the Simpsons. Homer, pale and ill, nuzzles a putrid hoagie he recovered from the trash. Marge scowls disapprovingly. She knows what this portends
Jim Downey meme from Conan’s podcast
Screenshot of two guys from the Whale “Hobo Humping Slobo Babe” video
Children gathered around Grandpa Simpson telling a story in front of a damaged lemon tree
Comic Book Guy from The Simpsons waxing pedantic
Dude, where’s my car?
Dave, the sea slug from Devon
Gob Bluth with some fellow magicians and a sign that says “We Demand To Be Taken Seriously”
Onion headline saying “Jurisprudence Fetishist Gets Off On Technicality”
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Norman Rockwell Freedom of Speech meme
Painting of an extrawhite Jesus by the 2nd best ninja turtle (Raphael)
A series of Andrew McCutchen’s “Furries” tweets
Ian Miles Cheong
Nuts and Gum. Together at last!
Philomena Cunk
The cat that looks like Phil Foden and Phil Foden