Hart Hoover

@harthoover.com

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I help companies you’ve heard of run Tetragon and Cilium… mostly on Kubernetes. 🌮 Authority on Tacos, BBQ, and coffee 💉Insulin addict 📍San Antonio, TX

Hermes terminal output showing 666 packages getting updated
Donald Duck posing with me, a guy wearing a Donald Duck sweatshirt
Bus in Vancouver. The electronic sign says “sorry”
Pauline Walnuts from Sopranos pointing at someone
Balatro win screen
Black San Antonio spurs nba finals tshirt. Price listed at $45
Professor X from X-men pointing directly at you. His other hand is touching his temple, implying he is sending you telepathic messages
A chart of Pollen counts in San Antonio, TX. oak is listed as “very high” at 16,580. Everything else listed is very low and not important
meme of a fantasy castle with lightning around it. Text says "I'm dipping nuggets you couldn't even fathom into sauces you will never understand"
A dachshund laying on his back with his front paws stretched in the air
Grill app screen, shows a cook temp of 275°, currently 274°. Also shows a meat temp of 199° approaching 205°
A cream colored dachshund with squinty eyes
Lego Game Boy set, with a Lego Super Mario Land cartridge. The Game Boy screen says “Nintendo”
Insulin pump going through an update cycle. It says “updating… do not unplug your pump during update” on the screen
President Trump in the Oval Office wearing a white cowboy hat. He’s surrounded by other old white men in suits with white cowboy hats and a woman in a purple dress.
Tan weiner dog in a blue pocket bed, with his face poking out. He does not look happy
Comic of a sweaty man with someone else saying “Jesus that’s a lot of AI”
Statue of Liberty
Author Martha Wells being interviewed in a bookstore
A dead deer with a “get well soon” Mylar balloon tied to it
Thank you note on yellow paper that says “Mr Hoover thank you for taking timeout of your day. I really enjoyed making the coins turn different colors. I also loved learning about what coins are made up of including copper and zinc”
Red shirt, gold lettering that has the periodic table symbol for Iron, FE, with “man” underneath
Bbq menu with paper stickers over the prices, with higher prices
Meme of man with a knife marked “a team of 18-24 year olds” threatening another man marked “my mental health”
The most handsome dachshund in the world
“Dave Campbell’s Texas Football” magazine with Steve Sarkisian on the cover
Woman in Mexican Wonder Woman cosplay holding a golden sandal toward the camera
Dachshund on a couch
News story that says "POSSIBLE FOREIGN SUBSTANCE" IN BANANA BREAD DO NOT BUY BANANA BREAD FROM PEOPLE SELLING DOOR-TO-DOOR
Jor-El played by Marlon Brando in Superman
Black cat napping on a stone shelf
Me in hero pose next to Thor
Stage with displays showing the central action, a play area with metal frame and several robotics teams
Shoes, with a focus on a croc that looks like a clownfish
Guy looking tired. Caption says "How was your Sunday volleyball parents?" 530 AM WAKE UP 7 HOURS OF GIRLS SCREAMING IN A GYM $74.32 ON ACAI BOWLS $32.74 ON STARBUCKS $15 PARKING 2 DADS EJECTED FOR YELLING AT REFS 1 MOM BUSTED FOR SNEAKING IN WINE TEAM GOES 1-5 THE ONE WIN WAS A FOREFIT
Basketball court with scoreboard declaring Florida the champions. Confetti is shooting from a corner and falling from the central scoreboard
Diet Coke bottle that says “Homies” on it
A “you win” screen from the card game Balatro
Tshirt from ExtraLife and Children’s Miracle Network with various game components: a chess piece, a video game controller, and dice. A shield says “give back game on”
A sign with a cartoon coffee cup man that says “more espresso less depresso”
a what's new box from Outlook that promotes "new immersive image themes"
Pixel art of “marshmallows are for team players” over a LUMON logo with a cartoon marshmallow
A you win screen from the game Balatro
Under desk photos showing lots and lots of cables and a power strip
Temperatures for the next week in San Antonio, with highs at or above 80 degrees
A pig pulling a rope on a flagpole, raising the American flag
Taylor Swift whispering something to Caitlin Clark at the Chiefs game
Starbucks Poland mug with blue and green mountains on it, mostly full of coffee on a grey table
Lt Dan from Forrest Gump with confetti in his hair
Guitar from the Disney movie Coco aboard the Disney Treasure
Blue sea water full of sailboats leading to a hill dotted with homes and hotels
A win screen from the video poker game Balatro
Screengrab of AWS reinvent keynote on software complexity warning signs, such as frequent escalations, time-consuming debugging, and codebase growth