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Committed to a welcoming, vibrant & flourishing #Haskell community! Here we talk about community updates, software engineering and the joy of programming. Find us on https://haskell.org and https://blog.haskell.org

"I guess bro" meme with Jonah Hill's character from War Dogs
Very perplex Dr. Mario
A diagram representing the layers of a computer with "Hardware", "Operating system" and "Application Programs", where between Hardware and Operating system are distorted and terrible faces (awful interface), and between Operating system and Application programs is a beautiful interface with drawings of a peacock, a castle, a monarch and tulips
The documentation for the head function in the Haskell prelude: Warning: This is a partial function, it throws an error on empty lists. Use pattern matching, uncons or listToMaybe instead. Consider refactoring to use Data.List.NonEmpty. O(1). Extract the first element of a list, which must be non-empty.
Bang Patterns
A crowd on the lawn in front of the Zurich lake
A crowd in an auditorium listening to the speaker
The trans flag with a greek lowecase lambda letter in black on it.
"the owners of the imaginary friends want to sell back intelligence as a service to a class of de-skilled tech workers and/or the managerial class"
A man with a stubble wearing a shirt with "Sickos" written on it is lurking behind a window and say "Yes… Ha Ha Ha YES!"
A baffled cat
A collage of several examples of 2D Graphics programming, including a version of the 2048 game, a chess board, pacman, snake, tetris and a tic-tac-toe
The white rabbit of Alice in Wonderland pointing to a pocket watch, signalling that the clock is ticking…
For the glory of Satan of course!
Various 3D-printed dice of different sizes, pink or black, with a Haskell logo on them. Articulated keyrings are displayed as well
"Haskell" written on a whiteboard with the S drawn as The Cool S
A room with 60 people looking at the presenter
A table with a blue rubber duck labelled TNG, and MuniHac stickers, with the project presentations in the background
Jennifer Coolidge addressing someone, with text saying "These fujoshis, they're trying to ship me"
The Green Goblin mask hanging on a bin container, tempting.
A heart-shaped locket opening to reveal the message "Haskell my beloved"
I hope none of y'all are spending money on the funny anime horse game. Do not allow yourself to become a gambling addict.
The haskell.org frontpage with an alternative logo that resembles the style used by the VTubing community.
How can I make this about yuri?
A laptop on a balcony table with trees in the background, during sunset.
A picture of then-US secretary of state Colin Powell falsely claiming that Irak has neurotoxin agents, justifying the invasion of Iraq. Superimposed text reads "They are enriching microfunctors"
A photo of a dog onto which are photoshopped human eyes and mouth. The dog is shown to squint first, then open its eyes in horror at what it saw.
A screenshot of a semi-transparent pop-up window in Neovim that shows the rendered documentation for the String type in Haskell, with proper rendering of Unicode box characters that show the memory layout of a linked list.
A picture of Jay-Z with his hand over his mouth, visibly in shock
A red lanyard on an aluminium bar with "Lambda Days" written on it
"Avoiding Success at all Costs: A panel discussion on Haskell in Industry"
A lower-case greek lambda in the colours of the lesbian pride flag
The mask of the Green Goblin saying "Coward! We have a new world to conquer. You make me sick"
GHC 9.6.7 available
GHC 9.12 & Cabal 3.14
A logo of a "Prohibited" sign in green rather than red. In the border there is written "We do not test on animals, we test in production". A drawing of a rabbit with a heart next to it is in the upper part of the logo, a drawing of a server bay in flames in the bottom part.
A man with an intense look in his eyes, handlebar moustache and a cigar, with superimposed text reading "Brilliant!"