EVHaste

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Antifascist journalism, prose, games, & shitposts. Find my nonsense at evhaste.com

Screenshot of a LinkedIn DM, from a redacted human. Their tagline claims they are from "Squad Software Inc". The message reads: "Hi Monica, this is (redacted) from Infinite Tek LLC, Hope you are doing great. This is regarding the PROGRAM MANAGER position on W2 (100% REMOTE). Let me know your interest to (redacted) with your updated resume. Looking forward to hear from you!" The author, whose name is Elizabeth, responds within a minute with the message: "I am extremely and very obviously not Monica."
A photo of a fox licking droplets off of a pane of glass. It is making a dumb face, which the author also has
That scene from Zombieland where Columbus hits a zombie with a toilet tank cover and the text “rule number two, double tap” is displayed
The 404 page for Patreon; it features a fox with an astronaut's helmet floating through outer space. The helmet is shaped to accommodate a foxes' ears. In the background is the moon with a Patreon flag planted on it, as a rocket ship orbits. The text reads: "Oh no! Looks like you got lost. Quick! Make your way back to the spaceship!"
Colorful blackboard art of a dog and two cats, each emitting hearts. The dog is waving a progress pride flag in its mouth. The text reads: Welcome to Broadway & Pike.
A bio for the character Valeria from Boyfriend Dungeon, who is also a dagger.
A Pokédex from the Pokémon series.
A gold spray painted skeleton with sunglasses and a sick bolo tie waving from the passenger seat of a car
Donkey Kong bingo controllers for the GameCube
The art and logo for a game called "Indies Lies" on the Epic Games store. Due to the placement of the sword-shaped I and letter N, it looks like it says "Undies Lies".
The reflection of a window of a bank, upon which “capitalism is cancer” has been written in pink.
A photo of a bucket of trash labeled landfill, which the author is intentionally misunderstanding for a goof.
The wall of a home with a high loft ceiling, which is covered with album art (PVRIS, Anamanaguchi, girl in red, etc)
A sticker on a cardboard box that reads: DO NOT CRUSH
The author again but this time she’s got purple hair and it’s hot af
The author in a salon chair but now her hair is purple
The author sitting in a salon chair. She’s already so cute, how could she possibly get cuter?
Two sleepy gray cats laying in a pile
A photo of the authors tuxedo cat yawning at the camera.
A photo of the author’s tuxedo cat, Chessie. She’s fresh from the groomer