Hate to Badger You...

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Now with 25% more badgering! Snark, silliness, absurdity. (He/Him/His/'That Idiot'). BLM, Abolish ICE. If you do not accept trans people, move along—do not sully my profile. No Crypto/DMs/Porn. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

Stock chart for SpaceX showing a 28.39% drop since the IPO.
Photo of a dog in a suit with the text "IF YOUR WORDLE STREAK WAS BROKEN BY SWAMI OR PSHAW YOU MIGHT BE ENTITLED TO COMPENSATION."
Chart of SpaceX stock that shows a decline of over 24% since it's IPO.
A chart indicating that SpaceX has lost almost 23% of it's value since its debut on 6/12/2026.
A photograph of a rubber chicken.
A chart indicating that SpaceX has lost almost 16% since its debut on 6/12/2026.
Photo of religious grifters and con artists laying their hands on trump to pray.
Photo of Secretary of Education, Linda McMahon.
Photo of David Mitchell of Mitchell & Webb playing a supervillain
A photograph of two doll hands.
Screen shot of a bot follower named Iris. It's a photo of a selfie where you can't see the person's face and the text following it says, "Having waded through the mire of the internet, every bowl of clam chowder in real life is worth racing toward with my whole heart." which actually made me laugh.
For his movement, the work of governance means terraforming reality so that it more closely resembles its own incoherent fantasies—ghoulish AI regurgitations of postwar soda-shop bullshit, and bombs exploding in night vision; big white monuments and big white families; every cloying trope of midcentury advertising somehow becoming real and instantly curdling. For Trump, it just means replacing everything with himself, and what he likes. Projects like the Freedom 250 event, of which the Great American State Fair is a leading part, is a synthesis of those aims. It's a blowzy, stilted celebration of something no one really wants to celebrate, a janky void guarded by phalanxes of bored cops and otherwise literally and figuratively empty of humanity. It sucks.
A profile of someone following me. It's usually using a traditional woman's name, with some 'inspirational text' (in this case it's "Dream big, work hard, and never let fear hold you back."
Democratic congressional nominee, Kat Abughazaleh.
My brown and black dog Burt giving side eye.
Photo of Kamala Harris and donald trump
A sheet of Bruce Lee USPS stamps!
A photo of a smirking 'president' trump.
Animated GIF from The Karate Kid with the bad guys chanting, "Finish Him!"
photograph of rapist Andrew Tate and Don Jr. shaking hands.
A brown and white Russel Terrier mutt named Violet sitting on my lap with her front paws crossed.
A unkempt bird nest on top of a light fixture on our front porch. It is above a pride flag and a trans flag.
Senator Moreno, in turn, said in a social media post: “You can’t come to the United States, claim asylum, and then act as a foreign agent to that very government while simultaneously undermining our foreign policy. Have a nice life back in Colombia Beto!”
Photo of 'president' trump setting a record for the world's longest blink (i.e., sleeping).
Photo of 'president' trump and the Easter Bunny on the White House lawn.
Photo of 'President' trump and the Easter Bunny on the White House lawn.
Me wearing a Speed Racer (actually Racer X) yellow baseball cap. It's legitimately a small thing, but it made me happy.
An photo of the UFC set-up in front of the White House.
Names, photos, and phone numbers of Democratic Representatives who voted for the anti-trans Stopping Indoctrination and Protecting Kids Act. They are: Henry Cuellar (202-225-1640), Don Davis (202-225-3101), Cleo Fields (202-225-3901), Laura Gillen (202-225-5516), Vincente Gonzalez (202-225-2531), Marcy Kaptur (202-225-4146) Marie Glusenkamp Perez (202-225-3536), and Eugene Vindman (202-225-3536)
Image of a hand-buzzer - an old prank where you conceal a wind-up buzzer in your hand and it buzzes when you shake hands.
Before it runs out? This is the moment to acknowledge the concerns that Social Security will “run out of money” to pay the promised benefits. The latest Social Security Trustees report predicts that the “Trust Fund” will be unable to pay full benefits as soon 2032, which is right around the corner! At that point, unless Congress acts, the incoming receipts from today’s workers would only allow the payment of 77% of the guaranteed benefits. Historically, Congress has acted to shore up Social Security before the trust funds were exhausted, as was done in 1983. And this time around, the huge baby boom generation is in the bull’s-eye of those who would be impacted. Boomers vote. And woe to the party that reduces this promised payment after they’ve made FICA “contributions” for nearly 50 years!
“Broadview Six” defendants Kat Abughazaleh, from left, Michael Rabbitt, Andre Martin and Brian Straw embrace outside the Dirksen U.S. Courthouse after federal prosecutors dismissed all remaining counts on May 21, 2026. (Josh Boland/Chicago Tribune)
A shard of mud-caked pottery I found in my back yard
Meme of Steve Buscemi, dressed up as a kid with a hoodie and sweatshirt saying, "hello, fellow Meat Sacks"
A black and white photo of a beautiful woman (actress Allison Hayes) in a short-sleeve sweater leaning against a railing.
A brown and white dog looking off to the side when you're trying to take a photo of him.
Black text with a blue, cloudy sky as a backdrop that reads: "No matter who you are or where you are on life's journey, you are welcome here."
Scene from The Ten Commandments with the crowd carrying a golden calf on a platform, minutes before Moses descends from Mt. Sinai and does a spit-take upon seeing it.